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That be said, better little bit happy happy than national average.
Read Svutlana article about buzz machine and apparent, many years ago, women with orgasm deficient go for doctor who perform paroxysm procedure with hand. Maybe this is where term "lay of hands" originate. Who know?
Strange, but nobody call lay of hands affair between doctor and patient until speculum appear in doctor office and all of sudden everybody get upset when it seem that doctor penetrate woman with item that look like missing part from Terminator. Fortunate, buzz machine come along and orgasm leave doctor office and return home where belong with home appliance.
Today, with buzz machine marry woman can imagine sex with Terminator or entire cast of Xanadu and nobody call this affair unless woman give buzz machine to doctor for hold while she have orgasm.
Have absolute no idea what Svutlana point is except maybe orgasm relativism. For sure no get Svutlana red star. Again.
This is song that write Svutlana to music of Hot Hot Hot song. Change Svutlana lyric little bit. Apology to all soca peoples who like Hot Hot Hot song before Svutlana mangle.
Oh lay oh lay, oh lay oh lay
the baby's crying, the shit is flying,
but I gotta look hot hot hot
Angelinas all around me, so I gotta look hot hot hot
what to do with a life like this
there are sweets, but I must resist
I need a body taut - MILF to please all men
so I go rum-bum-bum-bum,
treadmill go rum-bum-bum-bum
see women running -- hear women chanting -- feeling hot hot
hot
keep up his spirit -- come on let's do me -- feeling hot hot
hot
it's in the air - denegration time
let this freak - captivate your mind
I have a body taut - MILF to please all men
so I go rum-bum-bum-bum,
treadmill go rum-bum-bum-bum
oh lay oh lay, oh lay oh lay
oh lay oh lay, oh lay oh lay
post-partum depression HOT HOT HOT
perimenopausal HOT HOT HOT
postmenopausal HOT HOT HOT
collecting old age pension HOT HOT HOT
if you're not hot, then you're gonna rot
if you're not hot, then you're gonna rot
I'm hot, you're hot, she's hot, she's not
I'm hot, you're hot, she's hot, she's not
how you feeling? hot hot hot
how you feeling? hot hot hot
need a break from this hot hot hot
need a break from this hot hot hot
Imagine for one moment what it must be like for be Ms Michelle Obama who stand in front of closet and try for decide what for wear.
Wear purple and people think subtext is Color Purple; wear power pearl and people think world is my giant oyster elitism; wear simple black dress and for sure people think it is Breakfast at Tiffany dress that sell at auction for $1 million; wear hair in flip and people think Michelle O is Jackie derivative.
Hopeful, Maureen Dowd is wrong when say today that Ms Michelle is new target for replace Hillary.
Read me New York Time story this morning and make extreme sad me. Obsession with virgin is obsession with ownership of women. At least surgery is option for women who choose no for play by rule. For while...
Agree me almost complete with opinion already express...if heaven is place for be surround with women who never have sex when alive, then hell must be extreme good place since this must be where women who know how for have sex go.
No sure me if this is page from Ms Katie notebook since Ms Katie know how for use much more strong language that Svutlana like extreme much, but it is nice for hear.
Unfortunate, refer Ms Katie to iron my shirt that Camille Paglia allege is stage prop, but even more unfortnate is that Tucker Carlson balls can come out now from between cross leg because coast is clear.
Be Svutlana extreme remiss for no mention that at least Muslim heaven have sex (albeit with inexperience womens) whereas Christian heaven, as Mark Twain point out many year ago, have no sex one bit:
Of all the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse. He will go any length for it-risk fortune, character, reputation, life itself. and what do you think he has done? He has left it out of his heaven! Prayer takes its place.
- Mark Twain Notebook, 1906
Maybe man Twain talk about pray for sex...
Gynobovinophilia.
If have absolute no idea about Judge Alex taste in animal and Cirque du Blowlay, then nobody ever know how decision is bias.
Wish Svutlana that all public figure remain ignorant and no read Internet for Dummy.
Take thousand year for produce new improve penis like duck that can make happy happy and remove cork from wine bottle too. Think me this is extreme sad when Svutlana is use for new improve Blackberry model every few month.
Biological imperative is to sex what kitchen is to fast food restaurant meal--maybe essential, but who want for think about because for sure it is ugly.
It seem for me that blow job in nurse home between two people who obvious care for each other is extreme good publicity for nurse home. Now maybe people who think bingo is only way for land on 69 in nurse home line up for go.
Blow job is little bit more complex than brush teeth or eat corn on cob. If can still do, then it seem for me that consent is imply, especial when Dorothy have happy relationship with Bob. If can receive...well, it is impossible for Svutlana for imagine involuntary blow job since all have for do for escape is back up.
Two Anglican priest can marry, but no have sex? Unfortunate, this make them like too many marry people. But if Jesus in congregation, like Svutlana for think that Jesus give permission to priest for bawdy communion.