In good way! Thank you Ms Kate!!

If watch porns for sure think you that vulva is suppose for look like symmetric place card holder for dinner party that make Martha Stewart with artichoke and one gooseberry. Porn camera and porn lights like for gather round vagina and look up close like it be entrance for Temple of Poon. Think Svutlana vulva is suppose for look little bit scare, like something that find you inside seashell, and every vulva is suppose for look different.

If can see you little bit labia between leg when stand in front of mirror and no like you one bit, just tuck inside and forget about or use little bit scotch tape.

If vagina could speak, for sure labia be involve with form consonant sounds, especial letter "B". And if your vagina could speak, for sure it say "Please leave my beautiful lips alone!".

And if you proceed for nip and tuck lips anyway, for sure vagina call you " ig fuck itch!"

Is most excellent point you make: if no laugh during sex (or even little bit smile), for sure you do it like porn star.

Unfortunate, porn seem for be sex instruction video for many peoples. In Svutlana opinion, porn too often look like assemble line in Barbie fuck factory. Like Svutlana for watch something with little bit more realism. Lose me many neighbors this way.

This year, Svutlana dress up as Elinor Ostrom, Nobel prize winner in field of economics. Little dog too that name me Keynes.

Serious, why must slutty bitch be topic on Broadsheet on day when woman win most prestigious award for first time?

For sure is good ideas for save fresh seal for husband for break so that he know that he be first for start process of vagina become stale. Regions that no be lucky enough for have fresh seal be other matters, but as long as vagina be virgin territory everybody seem for be happy.

It seem for me that hymen be extreme strange English word that seem for say hello for mens at same time as it close door. In Svutlandian, word for hymen be swooshlunk that also mean useless. Can absolute no wait me for get rid of swooshlunk, so ride Svutlana horse and hit bump on bicycle on purpose for many year. Final, lose Svutlana swooshlunk in bagpipe accident when accidental fall on 48th Highlander.

Absolute no understand me cult of virgin where assort religion think hymen be short for “holy men” and therefore this piece of useless tissue belong for them. It seem for me that wed night sex debut between couple who have absolute no ideas if they be sex compatible or no and must look all over places for blood as part of marital sex initiation process be recipe for unholy fuck mess.

In Svutlana opinion, if must be virgin, is good idea for become abstinent sex expert. Like Pope only more so. Read everything you can about sex so will have some idea what for do on wed night. Need you also for understand exact what precaution for take if accidental give blow job or have anal sex that no be sex at all because after do, immaculate fresh seal hymen still be in place.

If must play you this virgin game, must understand you risk of protect hymen at all cocks.

Believe or no, there be medical use for douche that be for condition know as bacterial vaginosis that be imbalance in vaginal bacterias often cause by douche. Bacterial vaginosis result in terrible fish odor and grey discharge. Maybe should put picture of mackerel and sludge on douche package instead of flower petal...

Belief that douche prevent pregnancy be base on principle that douche ingredient that be friend of vagina, kill sperms on contact. Unfortunate, what douche do be push sperm more deep inside pubic territory. Douche can carry sperm on wave like surfer past uterus and up fallope tube where it surprise egg who be on its way down tube for meet sperm in uterus. Result of this too early meeting of sperm and egg that douche set up be ectopic pregnancy.

Vagina know exact how much of each vaginal ingredient it need for stay fresh and lysol no be part of recipe. What douche do is interrupt vagina clean cycle and natural flora that live happy happy inside vagina. Guarantee me, you no want for fuck with your natural vaginal flora.

Nobody fuck with Svutlana vaginal flora. This be what is on Svutlana coffee mug.

for teach Svutlana new word that be retroussé. Look up retrousse be Svutlana help yourself act of day and only take one minute for read etymology of word, store retroussé in memory bank along with image of Gwyneth Paltrow upturn nose and get on with day.

It seem for me that problem with help yourself is no only money, but time. Can spend most of day with work on vision board, meditate or try for find agave nectar at Piggle Wiggle store. And once day of help yourself is gone, you never get it back. Unless work you on debunk help yourself book at same times. Think Svutlana this be most ingenious use of help yourself time.

where all women wear ten pound necklaces, talk about sex in bathroom with colleague they never meet before and greet each other with kiss at focus group.

If were more like Sex in City with no sex and no city it would be more accurate depiction of corporate life, and no just for women over forty.

Apologize Svutlana profuse for add to negative tenor of this thread, but can absolute no help it.