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  • Just remember - this is the man who brought his mistress to Clinton's impeachment hearings.

    [Read the article: Newt goes off message]
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    Oh, and by the way, she was on the House payroll....

    Personal responsibility?

    People, people, people....

    The man who told his wife that he was divorcing her when she was in the hospital for cancer treatment?

    On his third marriage - Mr. Defense of Marriage and Family?

    "Yeah, you read that right. Gingrich's mistress. Gingrich hasn't had a wife he didn't feel like cheating on. He was committing adultery with some slut in 1978, when his slogan was "Let Our Family Represent Your Family," and he was cheating on a brand new wife in 1999, when he was spearheading (or should that be dickheading?) the Clinton impeachment putsch.

    Hell, Gingrich didn't just cheat on his wife, he abandoned his family.

    Gingrich refused to pay his alimony and child-support payments. The First Baptist Church in his hometown had to take up a collection to support the family Gingrich had deserted.

    So yeah, I'd be happy to see a ticket with any one or any two of these three scumbags. I'd be happy to bring up the Clenis every darn day then. "Ha, Ha, remember, Don, when you said you hated Clinton because he cheated on his wife? Well, at least Clinton didn't do it in front of his daughter, like Gingrich.

    Kip Carter, his former campaign treasurer, was walking Newt's daughters back from a football game one day and cut across a driveway where he saw a car. "As I got to the car, I saw Newt in the passenger seat and one of the guys' wives with her head in his lap going up and down. Newt kind of turned and gave me this little-boy smile. Fortunately, Jackie Sue and Kathy were a lot younger and shorter then."

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  • How about height?

    [Read the article: The artful seducer]
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    The article says this clown is 6'5". Numerous studies have shown that height is a huge factor in social and economic success. If he was 5'2", I would be impressed. I claim to be 5'8" - a lie, but not much of one.I graduated from high school at 5'5" and fortunately had a late growth spurt. At 5'5", even though some young women thought I had a "cute face" and, as a wrestler, I was the most fit and muscular male in my high school class, I was mostly passed over for taller guys. It didn't bother me as much in high school, but when I went to an expensive private university in the bay area (as a scholarship student), I learned that being short and poor sucks.

    I am now happily married, but I definitely struggled against the barriers applied to the shorter of the masculine population. I have no chance of being President. I am far less likely to make CEO.

    I once saw a show on television where they asked women to date men based on their biography, a photo, and their height. A guy who was 5'2" was described as a successful surgeon, a concert pianist, and a gourmet cook couldn't get a date to save his life. Tall guys with mediocre resumes were quickly snapped up. And you wonder why people would take a chance with growth hormones for there male children.

  • When the latex bodysuit comes off

    [Read the article: The K Chronicles]
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    Dick Cheney is pure green, baby. That man is pickle to the bone.... I never trusted those bastards. My sister wanted to date one once... I reminded her that green and pink makes grink and her kids would never live it down....