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Wednesday, August 6, 2008 07:14 PM
Original article: The Natalie Portman problem

I get it, you totally hate hipster chicks.

"Anyone who telegraphs their so-called weirdness so outlandishly is not actually weird, they're merely quirky enough to be vaguely interesting without having their own thing going on."

Look at who's espousing stereotypes now. This quote has got to describe everyone who works at gawker and at least hundreds of kids living in and around Williamsburg, BK.

Because that's all they do. They call themselves artists, because, essentially, they want to believe that Garden State is their real life, and Mommy and Daddy pay for it.

So in a sense this isn't a cliche at all but the "real" lives of actual human beings walking and talking in major metropolitan areas in the US.

And frankly, who could resist the charm and beauty of an ex-goth chick now punk chick and art-school drop-out, with those colorful shoulder tattoos, back tattoos and hot piercings; with shoulder-length hair dyed to a raven black, even though her natural hair color would look so much better; with milky pale-white skin and piercing blue eyes.

It doesn't describe a cliche as much as it describes every other white girl getting on the subway at Bedford Ave.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008 06:36 PM
Original article: I'm so bored with O-B-A-M-A

Too Much Exposur?

I bet all politicians wish they had that problem :-)

Wednesday, July 30, 2008 07:46 AM
Original article: Save Kobra Najjar

It's the Pacifist Liberals' fault.

If and when we topple the Iranian Mullahs by bombing them, this will no longer be a probelm. With all the bad things that have gone done in Iraq, the one thing you can't say is that women are being stoned to death by religious zealots there.

You're welcome.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 07:37 AM
Original article: "She was just in diapers"

Shocking! Fourteen year-olds having to prove they're girls.

So let me get this straight, Kate Harding. You've got your panties in a bunch, not because children are being exploited for years so that their countries can win gold at the Olympics--which will leave them scarred for life--but because you consider gender testing invasive and they only require (fake) passports for age verification.

The outrage!!! I'm glad to see post-modern neo-classical gender theory feminism has it's priorities straight.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008 07:56 PM
Original article: Scully have I loved

Gender and the Patriarchy vis-à-vis The X-files: Textual Interpretation and Deconstruction.

If you think the title sounds pretentious, you should read Rebecca's article.

I wonder, does she have a quota of gender studies and pro-feminist articles she has to submit each week. It's the freakin' X-files. And it's also ironic that she mentions all the summer superhero movies in a derogatory tone, when the X-files movie will be decidedly the worst of the bunch. It was a mediocre TV show while it was on the air, and the repeats don't play all that well ten years later.

It was nothing if not an exercise in jerking the audience around each week. From the alien colonist conspiracy, to the government cover-up conspiracy to Mulder's sister's disappearance it was nothing if not a naked attempt at keeping the audience coming back for more, but ultimately went nowhere, much like Mulder.

Frankly, it would have been more informative and newsworthy if Ms. Traister had written about what women go through in the real FBI, considering its newly found prominence in counter-terrorism and surveillance of U.S. Americans, not about some one dimensional TV character. I'd be very interested in her reaction to the pro/anti feminist views of gun-totting female FBI agents.

I mean think about it for a second: an attractive, intelligent woman such as Scully--she was also a doctor--living in a gentrified urban area was really going to stay single that whole time waiting for loopy Mulder? Considering her praise for Scully, the writer never mentions that her part was written by a man, Chris Carter. The Scully character reflects his perspective about "establishment" types, namely overly serious and academic but ultimately swayed by The Truth--UFOs, government conspiracies, and Monsters?!?. Wouldn't the opposite be the case, the gullible, credulous believer accepting that an extraordinary claim requires extraordinary evidence.

These are among the reasons why this long ago X-files fan will not be going to see the new X-files movie.

Monday, July 21, 2008 10:06 PM
Original article: This Modern World

What is up with this McCain Mania?!?

I'm like, what? This McCain shiznit is cr-azy. He's drawing, like, these thousands of people to his events. What? I know, It's crazy. They all clap thunderously at his speeches and shit. Seriously dude, I know, it's like literally crazy.

All you hear all the time is, like, McCain. Like all over the place. McCain this, McCain that. It's McCain-o-mania. Totally, you know.

...........

Oh wait. It's Barack Obama drawing the thousands of people? He's the one with the enthusiastic crowds? Nevermind.

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