Mike Schmidt is the greatest third baseman of all time, and it's not really even that close. End of story.

The correct answer is "The Shield."

So a few women with too much time on their hands and no regard for any real issues for which to protest feel that they have the right to expose themselves in public? Well, how about the rights of EVERYONE ELSE to not have to witness this? Fortunately, most common sense people in the world understand the concept of modesty and choose not to go down this road. Get a life.

How much clearer can it be?! The guy was resisting the police and disrupting the event. He was told repeatedly that he would be tased if he didn't comply. He kept acting like a child and he was tased. End of story. This isn't a case to be disseminated by social theorists or ultra-liberal bleeding hearts. If you don't want to get tased by the police, then do what they say. Duh!

As usual, I don't bother reading any review by Stephanie Zacharek, but rather I just look at the headline to see if she likes a film or not. If she doesn't like it, I immediately make plans to see it. Doing the opposite of what she says works every time! So, I'll be seeing "Up" this weekend, and my guess is that it will be as great as just about every other critic in the world says it is. Thanks Stephanie!

Well, if Stephanie says it's a bad movie, then it's probably something that's actually brilliant and that I would really enjoy. I'll be going to see it tonight! Thanks again for another poorly written, insipidly conceived, non-clever piece of pablum that's trying to pass as serious film criticism. Once again, you manage to make Gene Shalit look like André Bazin.