I feel confident that after we have a nuclear exchange with Russia over Georgia that everything will be hunky dory.

Go ahead, elect Obama. We need some more wars. They are good for the economy.

INVEST IN DEFENSE CONTRACTORS!

/fallout shelters - not so much

A.I.P.A.C.

Arms

Industry

Political

Action

Committee

The are just using "Israel" to juice up the religious nuts who love war.

That's a TASING!

Only MSM sanctioned pro-war and corporate propaganda permitted.

This has been going on since the 60s.

You didn't know or notice?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwr33wpgQ1Y

Yeah, that's what you are and it's your fault.

Cheerleading for fascism suits you.

Salon needs someone at the helm.

The calf was cooked until it was golden brown and Moses was up in the mountain hunting for some bush for burning and didn't get any of the delicious golden brown Barbecue.

Boy was Moses ticked!

It was his calf.

After the encounter with the bush for burning, he was sorely munched too.

Then he went all Charleton Heston and stuff. Wouldn't you?

Moses sayeth unto the Lord, "Lord, how can i get people to buy this burning bush crap? Even I have a hard time believing you."

The Lord said, "Build a Tabernacle and surround it with a wall of fabric, in the center build an barbecue pit, and name it ALTAR, slay some cattle and cook them well. Let the smoke from the Barbecue rise unto the heavens, and waft around the area. The people will come and listen to what you say. Then feed them the animal sacrifice, for once they have a taste of the Barbecue they shall listen to anything you say just for another taste of charred flesh."

Moses did this and the Lord was pleased. So were the people.

The Lord Sayeth, "Moses, do the Barbeque once a week and call it the SABBATH."

And so it was for many generations until someone forgot about feeding the people the charred flesh of the animal sacrifice. Then things sort of went south. . .

The Lord was not pleased.

And that is why Sunday is the Day of the Barbecue.

See, the Bible isn't total BS, is it?

"Hilary! Take that MOTHER out of your filthy jaws, you corporate warmongering BITCH!"

Yeah, even you wouldn't vote for her after that.

You, Sir, are a fine scholar and decent gentleman. I cannot say the same for either the author of the tome, or the author of its ad copy.

/when a gentleman makes a mistake, ofttimes it is corrected.

You, Sir, are a fine scholar and decent gentleman. I cannot say the same for either the author of the tome, or the author of it's ad copy.

We would not be having this conversation or reading this article if Obama was white.

Nice try, guilt by association.

/no bs zone.

You are not stupid.

I think you fail to understand the depth to which this goes, these are artful dodgers.

"Ha!

I love it! Biden is going to DESTROY her in the VP debate."

You have been played.

Wake up sucker.

Read your words.

What do they say?

"That's right folks, they are jerking us around and doing a fine job of it"

one can easily see why these lowlifes think war is a good and necessary thing.

Take that MOTHER out of your filthy jaws, you ravenous beasts.

Why should any American think about Iraq?

Who thought we should invade Iraq?

Morons.

Who thought we should stay in Iraq?

Morons.

Who wants to get us deeper in this shit?

Morons.

All this means is that unlike the other candidates, she is not on record as being a MORON.

Trust a mother.

/no bs zone

Someone is playing a fiddle,

You are the fiddle.

Wake up.

Sucker.

/no bs zone

Go ahead Biden, sink your teeth into that mother!

ARRRGH ARRRGHH!

GNASH GNASH!

Hey everybody, LOOK AT BIDEN, he's got mother is his jaws and he is tearing her apart!

/SNIP SNIP

What pit bull?

/no bs zone

BTW = I bet they stole this from Futurama. Which means they are way cooler than Obama.

They fell for Clinton and they will fall for her too.

Why not?

You don't actually think that those politicians care about anyone but themselves, do you?

You fell for it, didn't you?

Yeah, everyone thinks their own brand smells sweet.

It really doesn't.

/no bs zone

Totally!

The McCain people are making fun of the campaign and the coverage, They have taken it from politics to art.

Look at yourself.

Now that is some mighty fine spin and bs that has been crafted by rare genius.

They don't have to even try anymore.

Just look at what you write.

Wake up.

They are laughing at you.

You think you are better than everybody else. No matter how stupid they look to you, you look just as stupid to them.

You are a Jounalsimist - funny that you complain about religious ideologues when you are one.

You just lack a taste of self awareness.

AND, Just what is so wrong with female gender characteristics and why do they annoy you so?

Tokenism? That's your business pal. Stereotypes and tokens cleverly arranged in a pretense of thought.

Is the Enquirer hiring?