Sorry, all I have is caffiene.

You understand, prejudice, bigotry and assumption?

Besides, smoking marijuana would impair my ability to protect the east coast from hurricanes or to steer them where i desire or downgrade them to tropical storms.

(I was working at the USNRC High Technology Center, Building 2 second floor, summer 1997, G.U.N. program - what drug makes your pupils dialate, gives you a sense of euphoria, makes your knuckles smell like petroleum, and let's you see Homer Simpson who said "Hey Rupert, I think this guy is hypnotizing us" while your boss is using his hypnotic voice and the next thing you know 4 hours have passed, causes to to have lucid dreams in which you see what is going to be on the news the next day (Lady Di - the car bounced when the angle of the pavement went flat and the driver slammed on the brakes and that locked the wheels when it came down, I woke up in a cold sweat and panic and then went back under, that night, I watched it on the news), and actively interact with those lucid dreams and wears off in three months? The drug wore off, the abilities remained. The two previous employees had freaked out, i was told - one of them going suicidal and the other becoming a woman. Fortunately, I knew about drugs so I just waited the three months it took to get it out of my system. I had bought sunglasses because I really needed them until whatever it was wore off - I never needed sunglasses before I worked there. What was that drug? How many others were used as guinea pigs? What does the "Heroes" show have to do with it (General Electric) and why did the "Bionic Woman" program quote me directly when I was trying to get my last months pay after waiting 7 months and had to threaten them with me taking a trip down to the Congress to blow the whistle on them, after which they paid me and threatened me if I ever said anything about it ever again. Oh yeah, my boss reported directly to Al Gore. Guess what was supposed to happen on the 19th of September 1997? (hint - it started on September 12 as far as I recall) The three months I worked at the Nuclear Regulatory Commision were the only times in my life that I have ever hallucinated - at least I knew I was hallucinating. Anyone know what drugs were being used on people by the government at that time for research purposes? I think scopalimine was in the mix but the synergistic action is the real mechanism, that and my understanding of multi-universe modeling of reality. Predicting the future is not so different than programming the future - horoscopes are bogus but if you read one it works.)

Don't expect any hurricanes next year either. Unless they programmed another weatherman.

Weather systems are not only driven by hydrodynamics but electrical potentials as well - that idea was put into my head at the USNRC and no where else. I am more accurate than the hurricane control center is. I came out of that job knowing all sorts of stuff I shouldn't have - just like that "Chuck" show which has an exact rendition of the scanning technique of the g.u.n. system.

So, I am pretty sure you see that I really don't need drugs, but the only thing wrong with marijuana is that they cannot patent it and anyone can grow it and there is no money in that unless it is illegal.

Now excuse me while I go to Starbucks.

Anyone who works at a government facility can be used just like i was. Not that I mind now, I came out alright.

or did I?

/thundercrack

Hey, relax, it's just a tall tale.

Too bad for them that I had watched the Manchurian Candidate when I was a kid.

So you think I should lay off the caffiene?

But dude, I am addicted to the bean.

Cut me some slack bro and please don't tase me.

So, you think I should read The Protocols of the Elders of Islam?

I know all about Hiram, the Keys to the Kingdom, the Essenes, the Old Man of the Mountain, the Assassins, the Templars, the Masons, the Illiuminati, Starbucks, Monday Night Football, etc.

I have the card and with the card comes privileges.

If you want to join, bury a steel box with 55 thousand dollars in it in your backyard.

An agent will be in touch shortly.

"Everything is true and nothing is permissable"

EWIGE BLUMENKRAFT!