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Tuesday, October 20, 2009 11:32 AM

Some more IKEA furniture names I expect to see.

  • Gaggle
  • Smurf
  • Impetigo
  • Snuggie
  • Beanfart
  • Snorkle
  • Frodo
  • Fagbasher
  • Dildo
  • Tweedledum
  • Probono
  • Gefilte
  • Dingus
  • Borg
  • Dongle
Tuesday, October 20, 2009 12:22 PM

Still more IKEA furniture names I expect to see.

  • Sturmundrang
  • Vulva
  • Yummo
  • Lardass
  • Ronpopeil
  • Skidmark
  • Yodel
  • Emeril
  • Bonobo
  • Gormless
  • Jiffylube
  • Mallomar
  • Walrus
  • Fungoid
  • Mudflap
Tuesday, October 20, 2009 01:23 PM

What i want to know is...

...if she loses the suit, do they take her fake boobs back? Think "Repo Man" for a minute...

Tuesday, October 20, 2009 01:25 PM

@teaparty

We must be psychically linked somehow...

Tuesday, October 27, 2009 07:01 PM
Original article: The K Chronicles

Inappropriate behavior with your twin sister???

I must have missed that strip.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009 01:22 PM

What makes this newsworthy...

...is not the sex; it's the sheer hypocracy of someone who vocally objects to gay marriage but films herself in a sexual situation.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009 01:44 PM

What I want to know is...

...if she was "Flogging her book "Still Standing" on the "Today" show this morning," did she use a riding crop?

Tuesday, November 10, 2009 02:04 PM

Here's how

How is that "hypocracy?" Did she tape herself getting gay-married?

No, she was filmed having sex with a woman-- herself. :)

Many people who object to gay marriage feel that gays are somehow flaunting their lifestyle choice. She certainly has been flaunting hers!

Tuesday, November 10, 2009 02:06 PM

@pacificwhim

My apologies for the spelling error.

Thursday, November 12, 2009 09:36 PM
Original article: Lou Dobbs for president!

Ego, ego, ego

I've got to wonder at the ungraceful exit. Instead of using the publicity surrounding his departure as a lead-in to some forward-looking plan (a tactic that Sarah Palin used when she left the governor's office), Dobbs is going to turn up on the unemployment line (figuratively, at least). I think he expected CNN to grovel and misjudged the amount of leverage he thought he had-- how else to explain the bad timing?

Monday, November 16, 2009 12:01 PM

How long, Lord, how long...

...before Sarah Palin gets the pie-in-the-face that she so rightly deserves?

Tuesday, November 17, 2009 08:46 AM

How long, Lord, how long...

...before Sarah Palin gets the pie-in-the-face that she so rightly deserves?

[Sorry for the cross-posting, but I'm hoping to inspire someone...]

Wednesday, November 18, 2009 05:15 PM
Original article: Rock god

He's also got...

...the biggest "outie" on the planet.

Saturday, November 21, 2009 05:49 PM

20,000+ pledge $1MM against Lieberman if he filibusters health care

Left Take set up a Facebook page entitled:

"If Joe Lieberman filibusters health care, I will donate to his opponent"

Over 20,00 have joined so far and have pledged an estimated $1 million.

Saturday, November 21, 2009 05:51 PM

Ouch! Typo!

The number is supposed to be 20,000.

Sunday, November 22, 2009 12:45 PM
Original article: Dr. Phil? Ellen? Tyra?

You can't imagine...

...how little I care about who replaces Oprah.

Monday, November 23, 2009 07:46 AM
Original article: Dr. Phil? Ellen? Tyra?

How about...

Zorkna vs. tomreedtoon in a mud wrestling match, with Jerry Sprenger as referee?

Tuesday, November 24, 2009 02:39 PM

maybe he can get...

...Faux news to run one of their clips of other rallies so it looks like somebody cares.

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