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Thursday, March 8, 2007 08:21 PM
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What if Anne got a taste of more than just Matt's "arm"?

Internet rumor has always had it that Anne gets her "dates" on the college Republican and Conservative Pac circuits. Actaully, at the beginning of the decade, when her star was rising, she was interviewed by Salon where she complained of being perpetually "manless" and "dateless".

WHAT IF ANNE GAVE MATT SOME????? ARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!

Whether he's "gay for play", or straight as a 2x4, he'd bite her big time! It would be "conservative career development" for Matt if he knocked the bottom out of Anne's bony ass! And she could even get a decade-younger, handsome (notice how the Right-wingers always push their "beautiful ones on us - like how the British initially made usch a big deal over the "beauty" of Diana, just 'cause she had a chin!), ultra-Right-man-equin to "escort' her 'round the town.

Somebody should look into the possibility that those two freaks did more than a photo-op and maybe made the beast with two backs.

As for Matt: if you're not gay then you're a psychopath, able to turn your sexuality on and off (and for decades, to boot) to put a dollar in your pocket. I suppose it would have been too hard (no pun intended) to take your donkey dick over to the straight-porn side of town and challenge Ron Jeremy to a sword fight for straight porn dominance - sort of an adult film "heterosexual" take on "All About Eve". And Chi Chi directs straight porn so don't lie and say you had no connection to the straight business.

You're in trouble BIG boy: you've trashed your adult film colleagues, who never did anything to you to deserve your social-climbing bullshit-spewing illiterate what-the-fuck-who-turned-on-the-lights diatribe.

And the Republicans are so fuckin' done with you, except for those really really old closet cases that you'll soon be back "escorting around anonymous hotel rooms. And in a few years,, you'll be one of them. Sometimes you get the bear. Then when you're old and ugly and your scrotum sack ison your knees then the bear gets you. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

And no, LaRaza Legal Defesne Fund ain't gonna take up your cause because you're a "brotha" no matter what batshit-crazy "Proud Latina Republican" said a few posts back. You can't go home again, especially when you've burned all your homes to the ground.

You are so FUCKED Mattie. And witha much bigger dick than even you posess.

Friday, March 9, 2007 08:17 AM
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"Mattie" is so done as a Conservative Poster Boy

ITA HowieK and I took on the crazy Latina with my first post on page 40.

Listen, Matt Sanchez is so over. On Malkin's blog, she speaks longingly of Matt's "earnest" explanation of his "past". Uh huh. He will never be on Fox Misuse again (when was the last time you saw Jeff Gannon rolling around? And we didn't get frontal nudity and sex performances of him - thank God!). Coservatives are terrified of SEXUAL EXPRESSION - het or homo, they just can't hang with the idea of peoples doin' it for the pleasure of it, and then talking opening about it.

Mattie will also find himself "downsized" from the marketing company - too much distraction.

Yep, I just don't see Matt being invited to the '08 convention to hold up on camera the "Gay/Gay-for-Pay-Porn-Star-Escort-for-Bush's-sucessor" banner.

Oh well, Matt can always go back to porn. Where's his friend Anne to write one of her hideous inflammmatory columns defending him? The Conservative Calvary ain't coming Matt, but you already know that-you're not that dumb.

Friday, March 9, 2007 09:10 AM
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Hell's little Marketing Partner

Thanks no name given!

Yes, you can be made partner in a marketing firm, any firm for that matter. Lamont eventually became partner in his father Fred's junkyard, remember?

Michelle-y Malkin ain't defending Matt, she's just trying to blame liberals for outing him and call Salon editors hyprocrites for doing so. Look, she saw them photos online and she liked what she saw too (as did I - if he wasn't bogus Hitler youth, I'd still try and tap his ass; his being gay only means none of those devlish commitment issues that always ruin a good fuck!).

But that's all he's getting from her-Hannity will not have him on that channel ever again - and not because he's gay, but because he lied about his college journalism credentials and the Columbia response. Yep, that's the ticket!

Don't shed no tears and food stamps for Matt. With that "gift" of his, he will always make hs rent.

Friday, March 9, 2007 09:53 AM
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Damned you <b>No Name Given</b>, but...

...you make amost excellent point!

How come his "friend" Michelle Malkin didn't offer him mea culpa space on her blog?

How come he's not a guest contributor on Townhall.com this week (they have the bosom of Scooter to keep them busy and away from picking Matt's schrapnel out of their asses)?

He had to go to the liberal media to get his "side" out. And what, no follow-up and liberal bashing appearance on Bill O'Really or Hatchit-face and Comb-over?

I just figured this out: Annie is old and tired and way too much of an embarassment. Moderates (more of them than any other ideology) despise her, especially the soccer moms. Michelle-y sees an "IN"! Top-uh-de'-heep! So, we're watching the pre-production of the "All About Eve" remake - Conservative-Right Wing style - kick ass!

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