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So, when do we finally realize that Ann Coulter is: the fat-chick-back-seat slut from "Last Picture Show" ("I won't fuck that one for less than 2 dollars next time")? The crack whore played by Halle Berry in "Jungle Fever" (I'll suck your dick for a fix)? and all the other classically desperate needy girl-bots that do it all for the acceptance of the boy team she would like to believe she's a part of?
Ann Coulter has been fired and shut up over the years by her own conservative teammates. She has very little "real" conservative credentials: in her late 40s, never married, no children, no silver fox on her arm in public (Hell, Phyllis Schaffly had a man and a mess o' kids to back all her crap up!).
Don't ya' see: Ann wants the love of her conservative boys. They fuck her - in the sense that they drag her out to throw literary bombs at liberals and upset the leftist apple cart (and you suckers fall for it every single time-DAMN!). And it works. Every. Time. And then they throw her away. "Some you marry, some you fuck". That would be Annie. They sling her back in the closet and in order to get invited into backseat of the conservative Chevy once more, she has to throw a megaton bomb to get their "love" and "attention".
It'll be all over soon because her "good looks" ain't gonna hold up too much longer - all her girl parts are flyin' south as we speak - and a younger, newer, intellectual slut will come in and take her place. Plus, she ain't all that good lookin', just compared to the other women of the right wing, she's Princess Di.
A Right-Wing Republican Snuff-Film Porn Star, plain and simple.
Sad, because she's an interesting writer. Got talent, she does. Just proves what happens when you use your talents for evil mediocrity. I hope she knows what she wants to get out of it because she's getting shoveled to the side shortly, and she's got to be running out of bombs to throw.
This left-leaning African-American single-mom Northern-progressive watches you every night. I love the enigma in you, and came to greatly appreciate you (and your wife and her six girlfriends) during Katrina - for God's sake, Man, you got off your ass and from behind your desk and did something for the people in the Gulf Coast who were truly suffering!
Mr. Scarborough is absolutely correct in a political world that has bastardardized the meaning of the world "absolute" - you're "either for us or a'gin' us", "absolutely no room to point out the flaws and failings of the people in charge (Republican Loyalists), or "heaven forbid we actually stand up the Administration [and to Queen Hillary] when its wrong and come up with creative, workable solutions, rebuild the Party from the ground up locally, work to make the red states bluer, including the South, and risk what? Losing elections?" (um, that would be the Democrats).
If you listen to the talking heads on TV and radio, one would believe that our country is split down the middle, politically polarized to the point of paralysis. This Just Ain't So in the populace. The vast majority of us are moderates-leaning either left or right-where we stand being determined by where we sit at the nation's dinner table determined by class and economics, the two determinations that become less fluid and mobile more and more every day.
I'm lucky to reside in a state that on in statewide elections i can actually consider-and vote for-a Republican candidate. This will not last if the media and the Grand Boobahs of the Special Interest groups continue to shove their Agendas-whole down the throats of those interested in becoming elected officials and journalists - no deviation for the platform allowed.
Oh, we won't go back to Jim Crow, Wire Hangers, and Sweatshops as the Democrats threaten will happen, nor will we go forward with humans marrying dogs, women getting government-sponsored abortions in the dressing rooms of T.J. Maxx or Queen Hillary and her all-girl cabinet calling for mass castration and concentration camp banishment of all men.
We just won't go forward anymore.
We have lost ground and will continue to do so long as we fight amongst ourselves, as we continually buy into the "if you vote for me and follow us and don't question or call or criticize or take issue, "for-or-a'gin".
Stay where you are Joe. Keep doin' what ya' do best. Good guys always come out on top. Besides, FOX has enough parakeets. Continue to speak your mind. Call 'em all on their bullshit, left and right alike!
>>"After all, your typical career girl is well-educated, ambitious, informed and engaged. All seemingly good things, right? Sure … at least until you get married. Then, to put it bluntly, the more successful she is the more likely she is to grow dissatisfied with you. Sound familiar?"<<
Actually, a more accurate assertion would have been: "the more successful SHE IS, the less of YOUR bullshit she'll have to put up with. No more captive audience for you, Junior! Can't berate and ignore her in public, beat her in private and have a built-in 'my wife doesn't understand my needs when you're out cattin' around."
Just because a marriage stays intact does not mean that it has love, respect, mutual admiration, great sex and a clean house. The clean habitat cracks me up. If you're a stay-at-home upper middle-class woman, SURE, you can have a housekeeper or cleaning lady. maybe even a nanny. But if you're a career gal, well, then the problem with you is you need to home cleaning the hearth instead of staying out in the concrete jungle and competing against hubby.
Uh huh.
Hey, all you gals taking heed to Forbe's arguement, dig this: when you get fat, homely, isolated to the world that YOU live in (too) and all you've got to talk to your man about is the new Swifter lineup and what the kids did today PLUS you can't help old boy get that bigscreen HDTV as soon as the new model comes out, he will cheat on your dowdy ass with exactly the same "fembot" that Forbes is saying "buyer beware".
Douglas Sirk made a killing directing movies spouting this theme in the 50s. Oh, and it ain't50s and f I quit my job tomorrow corporates will still outsource the jobs and then the all-American family will really be up shits creek - far more vulnerable.
Oh, and for you bible-thumpers out there: God told Adam that he would give him a "helpmate", not a doormat. It's in Genesis. Look it up!
The editors of Forbes should go through their old issues, break out the abacus and count how many of the Captains of Industry they have touted who left the very woman they're telling the young bucks to buy, buy, buy for the the "demonic career woman".
Hello Mr. and (new)Mrs. Jack (Suzy) Welch.