I really enjoy this column.

Palin is a good MILF, and that's about it.

NRA-supporting: I hate guns, but I can understand people in Alaska. You don't reason with polar bears and mooses.

Creatism: Well, everyone has the liberty to believe anything, just don't shove this crap down to me and my kids.

Abstinence education: Well, how did it work out for this Dream Team of conservative evangelical family?

She handles criticism as well as Bush.

"Everything I did is GOD's intention."

You can't teach a old dog new tricks.

The test is tomorrow. I have nothing in my brain. No way I can make it. What do I do?

Oh ya, I got an idea. I can take tomorrow off to work in the elderly home! Those senior citizens need me to feed and talk to them or they will die! How noble I am! I am not definitely dogging out of the test!

Mr. McCain (The MaverickTM) is my man!

Seriously, I didn't do this when I was a kid.

Quick death: jettison Palin

Slow death: let Palin run wild, make herself and McCain look bad and bleed to death

Either way I will enjoy it. Satirical writers have their work cut half for them.

I won't miss the tonight's debate-sorry, more like a 42-0 blowout.

http://www.vietnamveteransagainstjohnmccain.com/cin_mccain_lost_five_u.htm

I can't completely absorb the view of this website, but there are some facts which can be verified.

1. McCain crashed 5 planes in his training and combat. One killed 134 men, destroyed 20 planes and almost threaten to sink a aircraft carrier.

2. He had roughly 20 hours in combats, yet he received 28 medals. That's 1.4 medal/hr! Who can have a better ratio?

Hey, he probably killed more Americans than he killed VC.

I don't understand economy, but Senile McCain was so actively involved in the bailout plan. He and his staffs already claimed the demonstration of his leadership before the votes were casted. Had the bill passed, he would have no doubt taken the credit. If Senile McCain wants to take credits for the bill's success-which didn't come, it's only fair for him to take the blame for its failure too.

Only one out of three fellows followed him. What a leader he is!

I never saw Biden talk before, so I think I am unbiased to judge him.

i feel that Biden has answers for everything, even he probably doesn't know the details. He confronted every question toward him. He took the high road and pointed out the non-difference between Bush and McCain.

Palin didn't wet herself, I gave her that. However, she only answered those which she has answers for. She even dodged the question about self-aware Achilles' heel. (Does she know what Achilles' heel is?) Can't she answer that personal question if not rehearsed?

Palin is still Palin. She did ok tonight because she only answered those practiced questions. She will crash again if being placed with real TV hosts. Good for her not to do it.

We must be fair or we are no different from Republicans.

People can't be held account for what his friends do. I like to know what Obama says about firsthand....

1. What was his relationship with this guy?

2. Did he know about his friend's agenda?

3. What is their relationship now?

Holding Obama accountable for Rev. Wright's talk is ridiculous. We all have good friends and relatives whose thoughts we don't agree with, but we still love them. If he can publicly denounce this guy's agenda, I don't mind their past relationship.

can't check out everyone's background he has one-time or sometimes associated with. They shake the hands of thousands and have meals with thousands. They accept donations from all kind of people and won't say no unless they really know this guy is bad. I barely know hundreds and I am not sure if one of them is a pedophile.

Rational people will agree with me, but unfortunately most people don't think that thorough. Even he may have said it, I still think he needs to speak out louder and more firmly, or the haze just doesn't go away in the mind of independents.

For the formal balance SNL had to make some fun out of Biden, whose performance was nearly perfect. "Biden" three gaffes on SNL were not actual gaffes.

1. "I love McCain. I will take a bullet for him, but he is a dangerous and unstable man." Sounds ridiculous but acceptable. I can think of some people I love but I won't vote him/her for president because of his/her flawed personality.

2. Biden repeated sentences. He repeated to emphasize his points. I would do the same sometimes.

3. "I support equal rights for homosexual and heterosexual couples, but I don't support gay marriage." What's the definition of "support"? Do I personally advocate non-gay to be gay? NO. But I am all for equal rights for them. I think that's what Biden meant.

I love it most when Tina Fey brought out a flute to play, like real Palin did in a pageant. I won't be surprised if she really does it.

1. University of Chicago, for hiring this terrorist.

2. Students who went or goes to this terrorist's classes (A-students are more guilty for absorbing his teaching of terrorism).

3. Owner of the restaurant where Ayers often goes, for supplying terrorist food.

4. Real estate agent who sold Ayers his house, for helping this terrorist live (or landlord of Ayers' house, for renting to the terrorist).

5. Recipients of Ayers' "charity" foundation, for receiving terrorist's aid. ("Chariry" is only the disguise of the terrorist cell.)

etc etc.

So watch out, bin Laden will be allegedly caught/killed or another "terrorist" group will be arrested just one week before the election.

Republicans still have the ace in their sleeves.

She has to be unique among people. When I saw her wearing yellow poncho in RNC when everyone else wore fine, my eyes burnt. On the other day she wore an apple-green poncho in another meeting. Talk about poor taste.