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Before I hop in the tub...
People around the world best depose, and show no respect to such gop ill-ilk. If a cat-scat licking politico's rides in a caravan pass your house, fumigate it with Dollar Store flea/lice smoke bombs.
Don't let the cats of yours outdoors for weeks. You'll need to spray them with canned aerosol baby talcum powder? heh.
Don't be a rubbernecker or you may end up in a crash too and your too good, sweet, and good frisky. Don't watch the GOPS or you'll want to peel off the flannel shirt, cat, or beagle dog vest you bought on e-Bay?
You may smell like bay-fish?
That fish flopped upon the land?
That rot fish head may lay there into Spring?
The abdominal crap lodged inside a gop's innards can weigh 90-pound at their burial day. The neocons have perforation sores throughout the body at the present moment. The GOP is just passing via towns and living on a DC battery of borrowed time.
The spleens are full of coagulated blood clots and they are sealed-dead creeps. Doomed.
They bark lies.
Someone said that.
I agree.
They should check their death wrist-watch? Time for a neocon is running out. Hoe/why/how can a person respect them? No way!
This is written in many ways throughout history. Gads. shush.
It is an embarrassing state of disunion. What days. Is this a chit chat bait shop where seekers are loafing around or what? We (noy guppies) congregate looking for comon sense and real people's wisdom expressions. It's here.
I've heard of fish jumping in the boat.
Are the fish bittin'? Disgusting is right.
We ask serious questions too. After last night we feel dirty?
They don't even brush their teeth or wash the hands after they worm each other like a GOP vet doc? They finger each other and eat soggy hostess bread that the real amphibians, or gutter rat-rodents won't touch with a 7-foot rotten leg?
After death they float to the bottom of the dark sea. The whiskered mud-cat-fish bottom feeders turn away with an unfeigned true disgust at the sight of such vile human
compost. gop. goo. goop. yep.
It's to peer into a dark abyss.
Sheol. Hades. Gehenna garbage dumb rot stink. 'um are rejected by the horse fly. Gads. Stay nice and honest, tho. Speak. What a sick sack of crappies. yup.
Today they will talk more filthy digit #'s like the Poll Cats that they are...This is the way the 'we people' use to speak when they discerned and perceived the ugly times such as this.
The three methods to rate a president. 1) socks stuffed in the crotch area. 2) rotten teeth and how many stand-up ovation with gops intoxicated with the smell of stinking black oral cavity holes. 3) whether screwball Hadley mutters more LIES or what?
Extra:
Whore) 'um spit poison. 'um are forked tongue asp in the congressional halls and gallery. 'um are dead man/lady bones and walking, clapping, and visible white grave sepulchres. same-same. What's new? They will kill...
and the black pig-skin book they espouse says a Nature weighs the sleazeballs in a Justice scale based on Truth, based upon honesty and Fairness.
And who gets the last chuckle? To hell to them do go? REID?
It's written.
O, yep, Yes.
A stuffed garden-snake that looks like a pink radish.
It can be mistaken for a miniature size replica of a
bottled porpoise tiny fish.
The snake is also attached to a gop's chain with a white collar for unknown purposes.
Dirigo goes to the Veterans Hospital podiatry walk-in 24-hour clinic.
Dirigo request a 7-foot chain leash for a garden snake so the harmless 'critter' won't sneak-off into the bushes and get lost. Be nice, Dirigo.
Don't take pain pills.
They cause great pain.
Why ya's assume they,
'Um Goop's is pains in de'butt?
Dirigo 'ill arse them?
WHY? They need to cry-out. Pity!
Che etc., promise to not stare @ Dirigo's garden snake tatoo.
He should promise to not stare @ rotten legs that hang outs the bath tub of any Salon readers.
I just heard a knock @ the door.
Knock knock. What's up bugs bunny?
I am not funny dud. The federal,
feral, FFA-future farmer of America,
communications system fines x-post files.
Who can afford a fine of a million pesos?
YKW is watching you? They are stooped and pita-full.
That tattoo is backwards. You can gaze at it in the mirrow.
It's sure a Southeast Asian guided tour. The myriad images takes up the whole PTSD'd back of you. The grenades blast in the air, cobra gunships are painted to appear as a troll sharks, yas's even got tattooed to your face ducks. geese, and monkeys.
Your always showing off those tat-toes.
The girls hightail it when you unbutton the polyester lime green jump suite to reveal: A tatoo of a tiny garden snake. The snake tatoo is innocent enough? However, why did you request the pin-pricking artist and body piercer to do such a STUPID JOB for free?
The snake's tale ends where?
The end begins Dirigo's pierced belly button.
It's known throughout the VA Health Care Delivery System.
The garden snake tail has a rattle and a combined belly button.
Dirigo? But who's idea to curl the tattooer or YOU to include a tabooed snake head spiting from a radish looking curled-up looking dupe? You need to get those GOP tattooers removed.
I was in a West Virginian shack next to a half-cracking geese lake in the wild wonderful Rockefeller's neck of the woods.
I stopped at a fruit stand on my way home and bought the brand-name 'Amish Wedding' Hot Pepper Relish. It's delicious with two sunny side up, fried eggs (fry a brain), flipped over to break the yellow yokes.
On vacation, GOPS, order hog-hoof stew.
'um ask, "How did that yellow, chewed-up-corn, get in the cup?
You are lucky rosemayk had mercy on you.