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Thursday, January 31, 2008 07:06 AM
Original article: Enemies everywhere

Just don't do this:

If blackish brown "gum" gets stuck on the shoe...

don't assume it is chewing gum and begin to chew it.

yuck. O, dammit them 'ole at troll bird foul honking geese.

Thursday, January 31, 2008 07:00 AM
Original article: Enemies everywhere

Warning:

No chew green mint chewing gum and pop it in the House or Senate places of worship. Please don't leave chewed pink bubble gum under the pew seat either. That's real gross. A good janitor preaches that's a no, no. In lie of that yucky deed,

Roll chewed gum into a ball and stick in on the nose instead. It will stick. heh.

Who put green mint dentyne gum on my computer seat? It's sticky.

Thursday, January 31, 2008 06:49 AM
Original article: Enemies everywhere

@ school in the kindergarten classroom...

A snarling girl...while she/he is projecting the teacher is the reason for all human natures failings, spirtual blindness, and vices.

Including the mass genocides perpetuated by the oil greedy GOPS. Gads.

Thursday, January 31, 2008 06:43 AM
Original article: Enemies everywhere

After a dump trip. Pass the church steeples.

Pax Americans

Visit the spirited saloon pubs.

Go talk theology and Pac-idiocy.

O, she*p. First, shave the chiney chin.

Ask what the real people think of Hillary.

O, Cheney, Mitt, McCain, etc., and GOP timorousness.

O, and mention Bush? O, crap no. No ask rural cusses?

They will tell the truth. Real people call 'it' murder.

O, Peace.

Thursday, January 31, 2008 06:27 AM
Original article: Enemies everywhere

Enemies Everywhere.

GOPS give a citizen headaches.

How you detect them in public?

Look at the Salon front page?

See O, Really? 'um wear blue,

hot water bottles on the head.

over/out. scram. diddly moi'now.

Thursday, January 31, 2008 06:20 AM

top?

Time.

over/out.

no go topless.

Shame.

Thursday, January 31, 2008 06:18 AM

My respect to Glenn. over/out

Hop.

Hope.

Have faith the GOP cops won't give citizens jail top for shopping in the mall with bare feet. That's so indecent.

I go to dump.

Thursday, January 31, 2008 06:13 AM

Soothing-Feet

Drop feet into a cool bucket of H2O.

Sing in C-notes to depose the fake king.

No sniff stinky feet. Sing acapella. go go go.

Sing that for fun or no good reason? no. Believe.

Thursday, January 31, 2008 06:06 AM

Sink? no.

yes. Sing.

Thursday, January 31, 2008 06:04 AM

What can one do?

Sink.

It spreads.

Stay a safe distance away.

Tell them they have a bad,

verbal disease of gonorrhea.

Heh.

True.

Thursday, January 31, 2008 06:01 AM

Recluse

Yea.

Of all the worldly cares be Free.

A hermit hut is enough for me.

And keep telling a GOPS truth.

They need to thank the citizen!

Shame.

Woolly blind dead beat bad bugs.

Wholly shamed. GOPS must admit it.

Thursday, January 31, 2008 05:53 AM

DevilDog.

Who are they man?

dogs full of darkness.

dogs from Sheol man.

'um practice dogie styles.

' um dead goop mutt politico's.

Keep being honest and tell them.

Thursday, January 31, 2008 05:39 AM

Between rounds?

Emulate weenie shooter 242?

He prays to amateur boxers.

He hopes for no more brains?

In a upcoming reincarnation.

Trolls and GOPS. Reap/sowed.

Maybe they come back as pigs?

Thursday, January 31, 2008 05:32 AM

lichen

'um, I agree with what you do said.

'um "men" squat in the wood's moss.

Don't know to shake a peg? 'um got none.

'um kill trees, people, plants & lichen.

Thursday, January 31, 2008 05:25 AM

Gee. Hear the pretty blue jays and crows today.

GOPS sit on a ceramic throne and read Steinbeck.

They get up to see a gop floating on the top.

What next? Flush. Whoosh. It's time for a bath.

I'll finish my trips to the dump. O, garbage me.

O, yak me out to the county garbage pile dump?

O, some of these creeps need to get outta here!

O, and we don't care if they never come back!

Thursday, January 31, 2008 05:13 AM

IMHO- beyond a shadow of doubt...

With a Mucks worldview getting to be the 'norm'...

IMHO- beyond a shadow of a doubt citizens should chide him for giving people no joy.

With a Mukasey's staff like he's got....they should get a official rebuke?

Why? For not being critical of their "mob-boss"...but they need to be indited too. Why?

For not shielding Mukasey when he speaks in public, and urinate on a dc public stage. P.S. I wonder if he pees in the neighbors swimming pool? A law should be written to outlaw that.

Thursday, January 31, 2008 04:55 AM

g_c Wall. (I tease? heh)

My patient request is: ...to arrange for a backstreet rural butcher who ice-packs sawed off leg calves. The taxidermist must be skilled and promise quality work. If a taxidermist needs a legal-tenor who will sing? If the cash is postponed until the $600 rebat we got a done damn good promised deal. I love good quality people who do excellent work to preserve amputated war-wounded legs. It is sad I've never won a beauty leg contest.

It is my sincere lame request that...a

war gash in a human calf gets stuffed.

Do you know a urban physician instead?

The compassionate doc Medic needs sage?

There is a beautiful white sage plant.

The done-deal? Plan while on vacation?

I'll call Australian receptionist docs.

Thursday, January 31, 2008 04:23 AM

Holly

Golly.

I always wonder what some people here with the big trap 'orifice' shouting out nasty obscenities look like?

Holly?

I always picture a lovely dark green sharp edge bush with red berries.

There is one just outside my window. Birds, even some turquoise blueish humming birds in the summer hover above it.

Honest.

I imagine it would be pretty outlandish if one day a big ostriches visited the lovely bush or just flapped wings. Lay a ostrich egg?

You can teach shooter242 and other to make those colorful paper origami birds? It would be a neocon pastime. I have a concern. GOPs ruin so much with blabber about how they fault the 'poor' who live with children and can't afford air flight fares to compete with Bangladesh citizens for outsourced jobs.

Yet golly!

Drools thrive off blood money, lies, and are employed

(BTW- It's no work to gop-blog all ding dang day) by irk'f'er geese-crappy~ billion dollar Trolls @ Capital Hill Corp LTD. etc., whores-heh. P.S. Maybe Kitt can show YKW too? Cool. no puff on Kool cigs. huh. heh. merci.

Holly.

Show the GOPS how to make those beautiful origami birds? That hobby sure would help rid the creeps of nasty UT spiels? It may help a world. Stay home and fold colorful papers, and give away origami peace birds on Capital Hill? That would spread joy. The days are getting filled with more light each day. heh, hey, ah, hew nonnie wowed. whoa.

Holly. Peace. Thanks.

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