Some NYC Guy and malcontent has convinced me that Glenn is beginning to make these stories up.

The old commercial about Brill Cream Song hair grease is tormenting me. "Brill Cream, a little dabble will doo's yaws, Nero's boys sorta-ilk, just love to get their fingers through the hair!"

It sold Break Shampoo then, and will break the Republic, again?

Respected ["in Beltway terms"]...gads. Someone forgot to write in these "prestigious" newspapers that a bowl cut can be bleached blond. That's USA'a kinda president.

Buy a bowl of masticated porridge and after barfing it, lick it up like a dog and re-Masticate it again and again. Hope the devil-Porridge stays down?

Buy a million-dollar wigwam and stick a Simon barf-fungal-feather in a gold style's of a neo-Necromancer's hair's doo?

Get World Bank's gal Woofinsnitzer's brush or his lice ridden comb, lick it, and rake out the kitty-cat's litter? Or, use a farm's pitchfork?

Oh, remember to not go to Sing Sing's prison or the Hague's electric chair? Bald heads with tattooers of Medusa snakes or cobra lepers, tigers, and cute teddy bears on foreheads will in style next?

Okay. Sing, "Brill Cream, just a little dab will doo yoo, the dang-demon's love to get their fingers in your cat's-hair."

Hair, hair, hair, long beautiful hair, hair, hair...'Oh gads, Let 'um go to a necromancer's hair Salon and sweep hair, hair, and all kinda-lice. Sweep and scoop the cute cutie's from the floor too? Chew hair-balls like a stray cat will gulp and re-Barf hairballs! You kidding, right? I need a break and a haircut and a shampoo. How about Yoo...

What! This is the scoop? Cut his hair and cut 'um some slack? I need to go outside and pull some grass, dirt, and rocks over my body, living or dead? They are scoops of dung goofs! What is "dickering" them along from day to day? Give 'um all buzz cuts. Put a big prophylastic over the entire body. Holy hair dodo. Glenn, a hair in your caricature is leaning too far to the Left. thanks?

Only the hair necromancer knows fur sure. I guess. Just keep telling them the truth and keep up the excelent job of acting with care and compassion.