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Friday, April 27, 2007 03:09 AM

Oh, buy your dear friend a Wendy's Hamburger?

The commentary that follow up these delicious to read articles say their unique opinions and keep me coming back for 3rd helpings in a UNTIDY UNIVERSE (I'm into CAPS after browsing a 'paine' in the neck letter).

Gary Snyders convinced me it's not possible to be a vegetarian 'purist.' My thought is to NOY take a vegan shopping at a "HEALTH STORE." You best go wait at the STARBUCKS coffee shop and sip the mustachio for 3-hours in a love seat with a carry-computer? I'm not at 'Starbucks' now. The vegan may scummy to some disappointing tummy cramps from not washing properly their carry-along fry-pan everywhere they go?

A prechlorophyll parasitic bacteria or a tiny bug-varmint clinging for her deer-life on a toad spore can cause a distressful disease in some mammals.

This is a interesting read. I'm trying to not eat too much at the Salon. I'd take your dear friend a double Wendy Cheese Burger with NASTCOO cheese. If you take her to the HEALthee HUMIS store, sit in the love-seat alone at a DUNKIN DOEnuts store? Don't kill each other at the Fight Club. Give love taps to each other.

Withhold some love toward each other DON'T LOVE TO DEATH or you may eat each other up. HELP spread glee on butter multigrain bread and plant vegetables without intending to smoke all the vegetables at your friendly visit?

Have a good time. A dust bowl...wow. Take along a tooth pick? I'll have to eat here again. I'll take a Wendy buger with a whole sliced onion...double, no, a triple order of FRENCH FRY, no fry fish, and a big HUMIS bowl of chilly with navy, pinto, lintel, and rattlesnake beans, non micro-waved...A macro appetite to all...

Friday, April 27, 2007 04:05 AM

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I know people who are nutrition "crazies." I've been told I may get PERNICIOUS ANEMIA. okay. I look that up to begin to realize my whole body complex organism WILL be devoured by blood thirst varmint's within me, making me frail.

Give me some fatty lamb stew? O, hook a cute catfish? Get a duck and steal the egg, and then make blood duck-gravy? You want a pack of 'saltine Quaker's' with the red-soup?

I remember this. Close your eyes and bow your head. Say grace and thank wild-wild NATURE? This is yucky, and true, I'm told, keep eyes and ears shut.

THIS. If you let 6-pigs get real famished, you can toss a "dead-200-pound" homo sapient into the pig pen. It will take less than 10-min. for hungry hogs to chow down and complete the entire meal. Throw that memory into the Milky Way.

THIS. A NO fun de-mental-patient Believer in a God-Nature, goes on a PICNAC. He goes off to get some fire-twigs for a camp-circle and get poison oak itch on his crotch. The day seems ruined and a world starts to catch on fire from the love-sparks in the air settling down on pine cones bursting on the ground. So, she runs to fetch a bowl of water and runs smack into the warm hungry embrace of a wild-wild smelly alive teddy bear that stands 7-foot tall. She, formerly was a devout vegan agnostic. Now, she learns to pray with passion...

THIS: "Nature God, HELP the bear believe in something good!" STOP killing!....

....The bear gently places her down upon a forest patch of green ferns...She open her eyes...The lovable bear is on his knees praying with his eyes shut, bowed like all saintly bear's do. In understandable bear vernacular talk-lingo, She hears....The hungry animal BEAR prayer...

THIS: "THANKS for sending the beautiful human meal for me to eat." Amen.

This too: We thank whoever controls the untidy universe. Thanks for rain, the sun and the moon. Look at the myriad of heavenly bodies oscillating in the infinite space. One may wonder how balance is maintained? It is. Someway. When it rains, I think of lovers tears, or wish to glimpse a friend, once in awhile, much more often. Thanks for those I sure love to sniff...Well, thanks most of all for adorable friend [s] on this earthen firmament. Most of all, let's love each another.

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