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You remind me of the one night job I had as a busboy.
I had to wear a bow tie and bummer, and a quilt shirt.
It was terrible. Some Gal ask for a refilled coffee cup.
I went back into the Kitchen. Grabbed a pot of coffee.
Oops. Oy cold and stale. Whine. O, mad waiter? Waco!
He was livid at me and gave me No tip share for thats!
That was the last day to be a servile busboy @ $5.00.
Five dollars from the Kings Contrivance Eatery. $5.00.
The House expected wages to come from rich folk tips.
I QUIT `been there done that. YA been everywhere too?
Make a bumper stinker?`Who led me Here? Bad Jokes!
If Nature thinks it's funny to be on a Globe? You stink!
Ay name:`been there and done that' `Wonderful Idea?
Hope You were not the Lady who got cold stale coffee.
It was a bummer. Now I can't remember to zipper ups?
There's No Porpoise aiming to satisfy Greedy Possums.
To me, 'um walk about with a zipper-fly and hang out?
Ya know? A stubby, fishy, tiny, tuna-porpoise, a`dupe.
I was in Norway in the early seventies.
I sure loved the music in Tivoli Gardens.
Memory. Hop a train past the Arctic Circle.
Fiords, pine trees, rushing mountain creeks.
Spend the Summer Solstice in a town: `Bouda?
I forget how the town is spelled. The train ends.
It's a nice stop. Bouda. @ Midnight, a Sun hangs.
A Sun never sets in the summer. Feast. A Horizon.
Good Memory Experiences Replace Horror Images.
Good. Wonderful. I love a sensation:`Full of Wonder.
We/me wonder. Wander a Earth. Return Home. Begin.
Humans set off seeking. Everything is Realized Within.
What we/me sought to Find, it was always in eye sights.
As they say:` Eye spectacles dangle upon a nose. Oho.
The world becomes a Entertaining Grand Spectacle. Ay!
As they say? In front of. or, "Everything is at hand." Yes.
However, where's Jeanette A.? Remember a black bear?
Jeanette A.? We met in Spain. Summer. Ya lived in NYC?
I tried to look Ya up. Ay, across from NYC's Central Park.
The grouch guard at the door would not believe I knew You.
You out there? Your brother was at Harvard. I's milk Herefords.
The cow gives 13% more butter fat-per-Gal. Now, we/me goats.
There should be a rule:`No say anything the first day the post goes up.
The second day? okay. If we/me is No grouchy. No blog on Bulletin Boards.
Jebbie has a Wog and sits in blue and white cotton pajamas with blue Jam.
Jebbie is sticky. Jam and butter is spread all over:`keyboard, PJ's and chin.
Jebbie. That poem to William Timberman is worth putting on a 'hard drive'.
THE COLD WITHIN. I apologize for spiel? Miss Spell? I did @ JKP1000. Wow.
JKP1000 ask:`"Why is that hard to understand?" Oh, well. Happy Dec. 24th.
Ay! Today is bake cookies, pies, and have yummy pie/cookie eating contest.
No one loses. Everyone 'round here gets the same Gift. Blur & white Jammie.
Ay. Everybody looks like blue and white commies. Sundown: Red wine stain.
Ay. Pajama get cookie and pie crumbs too. Dear Rudolph, Love, Ay Gracious.
Sing carols, give a massage, whisper in ears 242 X's Baba, Baba, Momma. Ay.
Tickle. Wiggle. Giggle. Be a chocolatier. Easy on the beers. Enjoy pie binges.
Sniffle a Red nose. O please Guide my brain today. Have a bright shiny toe?
huh. No lie.
Love, always.
Ay. Be Merry.
O hug Marry.
O Be Hitched?
Maybe yes/no.
~
The place to save a world is Starbucks.
Order a glass of prune juice on rocks.
Ay mermaid is a big stone black rock.
I confused? It was thee post-war-era.
I remember being there? I forget. huh.
Why do people walk that lonesome walkway to see a mermaid?
Tivoli Garden has great musical performances in Copenhagan
Since I'll often copy the food item illustrations,
and give to Kings Pizza Parlor in West Virginia,
Martinsburg, W.V., The chef needs to beg C.T.?
Request? A counselor Cary Tennis's, Santa hat?
None wishes scalp dandruff in the good soups.
~
Maybe sit on the beds edge all night and ponder?
Try to Not toss bowls of chicken rice noodle soup?
If after 30- years of horrible sex-life, dump soup?
If too much time passes with No good satisfaction,
ask Cary Tennis to sell Ya the cute looking red hat.
Hope. Go walk in dazes. Any town? A better friend.
A better pal or a friendly puppy dog may be found.
William Timberman? You are so fun to tease?
Please come back? All marriages are like that?
Ay, I wonder:` Who has Not had a rocky Life? Please?
Once in the blue Moon? Please say something stupid?
Just toss the wedding bouquet into a DC's sewer? huh?
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We all miss William Timberman's bushy tail and eyebrows.
Transfixed so often at what W.T. would often say: `O stark?
We need "Billy's" comments, balance, and W.T.'s asymmetry.
Back @ 9:53, harpie quotes;` Voltaire. Great.
At a yard sail, why sell de` soul for a penny?
At the winter baseball tryouts a troll is weary?
At a back yard porch sale a troll sells pea soup.
Worthless politico crosses a heart before a pitch?
I mean:`Before each 'comment-letter' s/he spits.
The pro-war-lie spiel gets old, and Nature scolds?
OY! Pan-Fear. Visitation roars the mighty torment?
I mean:`If NO honest, NO physician visits deathbed.
Oops. O Hate & Bigotry is okay if Ya honest? Phooey.
NO boxer-short-silks, soft panty, buys Redemptions.
O bitter Blogger, 'scribe' and yucky pharisee,
pretentious, but not a bit of any sanctity, Whoa,
false scribes fakes, Hypocrites, Dead Bone Joke!
Bigotry is all right? How about the Delusions, huh?
Maybe Ya need to report to D. Cheney's psychiatrist?
Plan for the summer Yard Sale this summer in Sheol?
Sheol. Hades. Hell. Gehenna. Sip prune juice @ K-Mart.