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Thursday, April 12, 2007 07:45 AM

Sportscasters?

hahahahahaha

I heard Stuart Scott talk about a deep right field fly as 'Tro some D's on dat B!!!'

Other than the fact that sportscasters usually get lost in their stupid metaphors and references, the fact is you can never black up sports enough. Double standard? Yeah - sucks to be you if you don't like that.

Thursday, April 12, 2007 07:47 AM
Original article: Priorities

I blame Jewish mind control

That's pretty much the answer for everything.

Thursday, April 12, 2007 12:25 PM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Wow you are so treading on American sacred ground here

Careful you don't do a Don Imus moment, King. Wouldn't it just be smarter to ignore racial 'events' in this day and age and let the marketers have their day no matter how silly. If Washington can have his mattress sale then Black History Month can be 200 days a year. Just leave it be.

Thursday, April 12, 2007 12:30 PM
Original article: Iraq: Why the media failed

It's sarcasm

Another gene missing from the Saloniks. As I've also said, you can spit on a deconstructionist, you can bang his wife in front of his eyes. But don't ever ever EVER fail to take him as seriously as HE does.

Thursday, April 12, 2007 12:32 PM

Yes they did.

See the media doesn't even pretend to make an effort anymore. And since none of them are either old enough nor educated enough to think critically it all floats out of the TV like ethereal crud.

Thursday, April 12, 2007 12:40 PM

I know it doesn't count for anything among the effronted

But I remember Imus screaming about his 'Jew Bosses' who gave him shit about The Blind Boys singing group. "Those money Grubbing bastards...etc etc" And then McGuirk saying something about 'they probably wanted the Paralyzed Putzes' or something like that.

See that kind of thing sneaks under the radar - mostly because there are all sorts of hate speech most of you are perfectly comfortable with. Which in and of itself is not a terrible evil, but let's just admit that saying something offensive about blacks is just part of the symbiotic relationship we have with those very people who demand to be officially offended by it. Imagine if there was a Black Norman Finklestein telling you that black people have a curried an industry around this thing and it use to suck to money and attention.

Thursday, April 12, 2007 01:56 PM

I think Nate Dogg said it best

"Your Wife"

(feat. Dr. Dre)

[Chorus: Nate Dogg]

Your wife, my bitch

Your love, my trick

Her mouth, my dick

I fucked, that's it

[Verse One: Nate Dogg]

All night long, I had her on her back in my Cadillac bro

You should of heard her moan, same old song

I made her throw her back out when I sent her home

For better or worse she's

[Chrous: Nate Dogg]

Your wife, my bitch

Your love, my trick

Her mouth, my dick

I fucked thats' it

Straight pimp, no shit

Gave me your chips

I drove, your whip

It's true don't trip

[Verse Two: Dr. Dre]

What's my name, my name is Mr. Game

West coast big change Mr. Fame

Bad bitch scooped her up same ole same

Fuckin in the drivers seat while I'm switching lanes

Gettin brains Long Beach, Compton thang

Shit ain't changed thats how we do the damn thang

Draws down nuts platinum, let em' hang

Wife missin 5 a.m., who's to blame

I'm the reason used maginum is in your range

and while she bounced out wit me befor you came

Fuckin lame you be handcuff sluts I banged

I trippin take em' back shit my nuts is drained

On everything this dick is shootin novocain

Have a bitch waitin bus stop, in the rain

Simple and plain cuz we's be off the chain

Nigga Nate Dogg pimp game please don't explain

[Verse Three: Nate Dogg]

Ring or no ring

A hoe gone be a hoe

While you sleepin

She be creppin out the back door

Comin to met me, at my honey comb

Smokin and drinkin dyin to please me

While real playas keep playin on

[Bridge: Nate Dogg]

Playas play on

Keep playin on

Ladies playin on, play on

Keep playin on

Playas play on, play on

Ladies play on, play on

Keep playin on

Your wife, is my bitch

Your love, is my trick

[Chorus: Nate Dogg]

Thursday, April 12, 2007 02:03 PM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

It's just pretty sad that we all have to throw shit into the volcano

To prove we pretend to care about the volcano god. Let's face a little bit of reality here, that if the intent was to inculcate yet another multicultural moment in America then maybe they should realize that probably nearly zero Americans under the age of 50 actually know who Jackie Robinson was or saw him play. Banging a drum even louder really isn't going to change that. In fact if you do a little back of the envelope math on what kind of t-shirts and hats people wear you'll see that the retro Negro Baseball League gear is about a thousand times more popular than Jackie Robinson. You have to let that one bounce around in your head for a minute.

Thursday, April 12, 2007 02:06 PM
Original article: Kurt's canon

This is probably the shortest thing Dave Eggers has ever written

I don't know if that's funny or merely arch.

Thursday, April 12, 2007 02:10 PM

Yaaaaaa there is a god

But s/he's not exactly the hippie moon child breastfeeding liberal god you wanted. Mostly s/he's the somewhat arbitrary ironic rules based god of the Torah.

If you show no mercy, you will be shown none.

Thursday, April 12, 2007 07:29 PM
Original article: Iraq: Why the media failed

rupert does any of this look familiar to you?

Maybe you're in one of the pictures?

http://www.zombietime.com/berkeley_racist_literature/

Thursday, April 12, 2007 07:31 PM
Original article: Iraq: Why the media failed

and oh,

Thanks for the long boring way you eventually devolve into namecalling. It's so.....enlightened.

Thursday, April 12, 2007 07:47 PM
Original article: Iraq: Why the media failed

so it looks like the media failed 50 yeas ago?

was that your point?

Thursday, April 12, 2007 07:55 PM
Original article: Duke players cleared

Not botched, a setup

Sorry but the Durham community wanted a good old fashioned witch trial and they got one.

Thursday, April 12, 2007 08:41 PM
Original article: Iraq: Why the media failed

cwny

I'm the last real socialist here. Nice try though. You are being lied to by the left as clumsily as you are being shouted at by the right. Keep up the nice stereotypes though.

Friday, April 13, 2007 04:44 AM
Original article: No more whining excuses

I'm pretty sure I was deleted here in this thread.

Let Freedom Ring, yo.

Friday, April 13, 2007 04:49 AM
Original article: Iraq: Why the media failed

Baloney

Did you know yesterday was the anniversary of the start of the Civil War? Were all the bloody shirt wavers out there protesting?

Friday, April 13, 2007 05:37 AM
Original article: No more whining excuses

There is no decency.

It's an autonomic response to criticism that lasts more than a few days. At only about 15 million/year in revenue, the suits don't need the grief. I'm sure Don Imus can find a home on satellite, hawking his charities and salsa chips, pretending not to be a far right wing born again zealot and spouting whatever nonsense he likes.

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