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Thursday, August 23, 2007 04:55 PM

Get the sand out of your vaginas

The amount of useful idiocy on this site and the average useful idiot's faith in the Establishment (either side) is far more entertaining than responding to the people that bite my troll posts.

If you want to insult me, call me a Democrat, a Rebublican, a Liberal, or a Conservative, because they are all being played like violins by an international money machine that cares nothing about any of them. You are all being led like lambs to the slaughter, so just keep on ignoring the man behind the curtain and pretend like the woman in front of it will make a difference.

Here is an idea, instead of over-analyzing every word of the letter to death, tell the LW this:

Just don't do his laundry and do your own. If he is wearing his underwear inside-out after two weeks with shit stains all over them then leave him. Problem solved.

Thursday, August 23, 2007 05:00 PM
Original article: Quote of the Day

So what?

Saying one thing and doing another is the Modus Operandi of Washington. CFR member Obama talking about insiders, funny. He would know.

That is great that he SAID that, lets see what he DOES about it.

Friday, August 24, 2007 02:32 PM
Original article: "Anchorwoman" canceled

If they want reality TV hilarity from a woman

If they REALLY wanted the show to be HILARIOUS, they should have given her a story with the word "sputum" in it and watched her unravel. As we have all seen and know as fact:

sputum + female + news anchor = comedic gold

Who needs a reality TV show anchorwoman? We already have Katy Kurich.

Friday, August 24, 2007 02:36 PM

Good read

but those pics aren't very flattering. Can we get some high angle shots or them looking upwards slightly so they don't look like they have double chins? It makes them look more "distinguished" to not look like human turkeys.

It's true! Just ask Stalin.

Friday, August 24, 2007 02:38 PM

What a waste

Bush should have used all that purple ink to dye the rest of his wardrobe. It might be tough since the Emperor is naked but a couple of purple robes for Mr. Bush would be more than appropriate.

Friday, August 24, 2007 02:46 PM

Reason:

The reason:

They are liars just like the Republicans *gasp* I know it might take a few years to sink in, but there is more than one corrupt political party in Washington. Shocking I know, but true.

That one was easy.

Friday, August 24, 2007 02:57 PM

Mr. CFR Obama: The Uniter... yeah right, he is no uniter

Watch his daily show interview where he mentioned Huckabee in the Republican party. If were REALLY into "telling the truth" he should have at least gave a nod to Ron Paul. Paul is the ONLY antiwar candidate and Paul and Obama are two of only three candidates to sign the Oath for presidential transparency or w/e. He must have conveniently forgot about Ron Paul. All it shows is that Obama is just as into the Establishment Lies and the partisan games as the other candidates. If Obama REALLY wanted to reach across the aisle he should reach out to Ron Paul, not cop out and go with Establishment Approved Huckabee. But Obama had to go along with the "ROn Paul Doesn't Exist" meme that all the other sell outs and Establishment sycophants are clinging to.

Obama makes claims about candidates being on the level but then praises Huckabee over Paul, the only Republican candidate that voted against the war. Obama is as disingenuous as the "insiders" he railed against. Why else would he mention Huckabee over Paul? If you honestly believe that Obama isn't aware of Paul's campaign and its transpartisan nature then I have a bridge and a three-legged donkey I'd like to sell you.

Don't kid yourself, Obama is all about Establishment partisan BS games. He is politics as usual. He doesn't want his supporters googling Ron Paul and seeing a real transpartisan following that is working for free and isn't being paid for by big money. So he tells the same lies he says he is against by pretending that Ron Paul doesn't exist. Real classy Barack. Nothing but another CFR member, like all the anointed candidates, a phony Establishment shill fawning over international elites.

Obama knows what side his bread is buttered on.

Friday, August 24, 2007 03:04 PM

Slogan for either side:

Democrats:

Let us lie to you again

Republicans:

Let us lie to you some more

or

"Ron Paul 2008"

Friday, August 24, 2007 03:09 PM

Those bomblets were for the children

You know, for kids...

Do you DU?

Friday, August 24, 2007 03:20 PM

It doesn't matter what the slogan is on either side, it will all be lies

Very Obvious...But...

GOP = Corruption

Already been tried recently, hasn't it? And it's turning out SO well. Say hi to Pelosi at the next AIPAC meeting for me, kk?

How about this:

Democrats:

"Our lies appeal to what you are interested in"

Republicans:

"Our lies appeal to what you are interested in"

Both sides could use:

"You vote, we decide"

or

"Pay no attention to the men behind the curtain, vote for whoever you want to vote for."

or

"It doesn't matter, the arms industry needs a market"

or

"Who needs electoral reform? The system works! Vote !"

or

"Just vote for one of us, Article V is a myth"

or

"Voting for will change stuff"

or

"vote for because will address , which appeals to you!"

I could think of plenty of other platitudes but it doesn't matter. They can SAY anything they want, which they will, but what they DO is what really matters. And the ones that do say what they mean are written off as kooks because they aren't serious enough to somehow mention the use of nuclear weapons in every speech. I guess the nuke producers need piece of mind as well! Complex 2030, I can't wait!

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