I saw it somewhere and wrote it down.

John McCain voted with Bush 90% of the time. That's not a Maverick, that's a Sidekick.

And this one about the media grabbed my attention too:

The press thinks that fair and balnced means that if a comment is made about the pleasant smell of the roses then don't forget to talk up the smell of shit.

This one I just made up:

Sarah Palin smoked legal marijuana with babies in the house? Then why didn't she put them in the microwave?

Unless her baby is delivered a month overdue, and the election will be over by then.

Trig was the daughter's child also. By April 30th she got herself pregnant again as a F. You to mom and she is currently one day into the fifth month and so they call it the fifth month so the math won't work. Watch for the baby to be born a month overdue. That's my bet.

Jayne Bleackley, from New Zealand, gave birth to Joseph Rober on September 3, 1999, and her daughter Annie Jessica Joyce was born 203 days later on March 30th, 2000.

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/gwr5/content_pages/record.asp?recordid=48344

From April 18th until now is 146 days. Three more months is 236 days. If she is really four months and a few days (hence 5, it's not alie) then she would give birth around 264 days. Pretty cose to Christmas, and well after the election. Get on it National Enquirer.

Then the baby must be travelling with her, right? If Trig is in Alaska how is he getting her breast milk. Or, did she switch to formula?

between a Pit Bull and a Hockey mom? Hockey Mom's tuck their babies into bed at night. Pit Bulls shit on your lawn and dare you to do something about it.

In the last election three in my family voted Democrat. Since then there is a fourth, (he was 17 last time)that is a 25% improvement in just one family. People are waking up even though it is a terribly slow process. Obama/Biden 08

Shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I'm a friggin' moron who should be locked up at Guantanamo and waterboarded ten times a day, just for kicks. Obama/Biden 08, it's a start.

John McCain has reinvented himself. That used to be something for Republicans to ridicule, now it's a virtue. Right Karl?

Maverick I'd like to F*ck. Is that sick or what?

And that's reason enough to vote for him. When she reappears in a couple of weeks, look for her to be a blonde.

Have seen all they need to see. She can read a speech without screwing something up. Bush never could, so in their mind she is more qualified than Bush was. The sad part is that it's true, even though she is totally unqualified to be VP.

Or so she claims. Has anyone bothered talking to her mother about her views on wiping out animal populations and evolution vs creationism or global warming? What kind of science do they teach in Alaska? I'm really curious.

Better get a food taster. From what I have been told so far Obama is going to give me more money than McCain is and that is what sold the last two elections so he better up the ante.

For Obama to win the electoral college and lose the popular vote. It wouldn't bother me, just like it didn't bother the Republicans.

She was for it until she had to pay for it.

Of course they think you are stupid, they have the proof. John Bush and George McCain are the same person. The window dressing with an annoying cheerleader voice is pulling votes. Are American's Stupid? At least 40% are very stupid and another 10% are pretty damn stupid, at an absolute minimum.

But lets not forget "You can put perfume on a pig but it still smells like pigshit." "You can put a tutu on an elephant but it still takes Barnum and Bailey to make it dance." "You can do a massive combover on a balding geriatric but John McCain is still a doddering drooling sex pervert when he is around the Cracker pit bull bitch (heh heh) (female dog reference)."

Q. What do you call a self professed "pitbull wearing lipstick" when campaigning in the South?

A. A bitch in heat.

So, John. How do we beat the bitch? Heh heh.

Actually, the Disney Channel. In the show she plays Sarah Polarberra a hockey mom from Alaska whose husband was killed by a pack of wolves while on his way to the rivers edge to fish for salmon. Sarah and the kids pack up the Snowmobile, climb into the Hummer and head for LA where Sarah meets, falls in love with, and marries Billy Ray Cyrus thus assuming the role of mom for Hannah Montana. Coming next season on cablevision. I kid you not.

For a Vice Presidential candidate to sound like a perky valley girl? I heard her say how it was "So Awesome" to be back in Alaska for a couple of days. I guess she was missing the first dude and her girlfriends Piper and Bristol. She gets on my nerves almost as much as the dirty old man. What a couple of Pigs in Lipstick. They're not out to Change America, They plan to Short Change her. CFMA! Country First My Ass!

that the world would end in 2012? Is Sarah Palin the Anti-Christ in drag, or is she just running as his partner?

I've never seen any video of Barack Obama preaching from the altar. Sarah Palin uses the church as her political pulpit and the church uses her as their puppet. It's a fair trade as long as she stays in Alaska and the citizens of that state are Ok with it. I don't live there and I'm not Ok with it.