Is how does John McCain plan to exploit the bitches? Heheheh.

Place a prank call to Hillary asking her to be his V.P.? It would be so funny on YouTube when John McCain said: "Not"!!! Hahahahahaha. I'm John McCain and I approve this message. Not! hahahahaha.

Guilty, innocent? Same thing, they might be terrorists. Go ahead and hold them for five years then sentence them to life. I feel safe now.

If you give them four more years you might as well count on eight, and by then it will be the last days on earth. Nobody wants a bitter woman in the house. For the sake of your loved ones get over it and just stay home on Election day. Let the rational people make a choice for once.

It won't make Greatgrand McCain one day younger.

Fuckin' A please choose Joe, he sucks way worse than McCain.

The desperate old man, 72 tomorrow, will announce Condi Rice as his running mate. The racists will be shit out of luck and things will get very weird. Very weird indeed.

All he needs for a convention is a few bales of hay, a Walmart parking lot and a step stool so he can see over the podium. Happy Birthday Grandpa!

All women are totally sexist and will vote for any woman over any man. All men are sexist pigs who will vote for a nice pair of tits and ass. All black men want a white woman, so they'll get lots of those votes, and best of all she has loads of foreign relations experience from living in Alaska that was once part of Russia. Brilliant!! Even though McCain is old and sick God won't be able to call him home with a clear conscience, if he gets elected.

She is a lifetime member of the NRA. You can be too for $1000 (40 payments @ $25). If you are over 65 or a veteran it is $375 for a lifetime membership. Obama and Biden could become lifetime members today, if they wanted to.

I know she eats mooseburgers and snowmobile racing is damn near NASCAR, but does she have any Igloo's?

"It was Nixon who said the first woman in the white house would be a conservative as a VP on the republican ticket."

Everyone knows that Nixon is still very highly regarded in the Republican Party. Plus she has nice T & A.'s. I'll vote for the McCain-Palin ticket, when I lose my frickin' mind too.

She was Miss Congeniality. In no time she'll have Obama voted off of the Island. Republican's rule! Kiss me Karl.

That this is a country full of imbeciles, so who the hell knows anymore?

This is well thought out on the most cynical scale and that is totally Rovian Republicanism. Truly sick indeed.

Mooseburgers, Mooseburgers, Mooseburgers!

And that resonates with the vast majority of people in America who don't give a shit either.

It's the Jesse Ventura thing, taken to a National level. We are stupid. Case closed.

John McCain wants to start kissing her because she is ten years younger than Cindy. I'm not sure, I'm just guessing.

who will be taking care of the children? Republicans seem to think the job is done once the birth is over. I'm assuming a nanny will take over child rearing responsibilities or maybe they plan to lay it on Todd. I hope he doesn't get frustrated and hit one of those precious darlings.

Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig. Sounds like Sarah and Todd live in a Hippie commune.

Todd has to work in the oilfield. Track is going to Iraq. Bristol and Willow looked none to happy to be toting Trig as they followed their very busy hockey mom around. That leaves Piper (age 7) to take up the slack. Good luck kid. Don't forget to take the mooseburger out of the freezer.

Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig. Are they Eskimo names? The other 49 states were just wondering. Trig was born in April, who takes care of him? How many people drag a four month old baby around the country? How is his immune system?

Deserting her husband and teenagers is probably no big deal. Chances are good they are sick to death of her anyway, but Piper is only 7 and Trig is a mere four months old. That poor baby.

In their own words:

Biden must not be allowed to interrupt the McCain game plan, which likely calls for a young, reformist VP. And when it comes to the debates, the secret will be to allow a cooler head to prevail over the fire-breathing Joe Biden. Gov. Palin is that cool head, and a reformer to boot. If she plays the debate right, she could reduce Biden from "distinguished senator" to "schoolyard bully" and nullify any gravitas that he brings to the Obama ticket.

http://palinforvp.blogspot.com/

And she should tell John McCain that her five month old baby and overworked husband, as well as Alaska, need her more right now than a forward looking America does. She's doing a good job and needs to let Obama do a good job too. Don't destroy this woman John. Call in Lieberman to be the fall guy, again.

Or is she a mom first? The answer is pretty obvious so far. More and more of the hypocritical bullshit that has plagued our planet for nearly a decade. Enough, please. McCain, don't abuse this woman any further. That's not change. That's more of the same. Obama/Biden 08

When the Republicans are done using her she can go back and help take care of the family that loves her. McCain, you are a shit.

That would explain the Down's baby.

(That was sarcasm, for you dumb shits who can't tell)

"I pledge that tomorrow night, and if necessary throughout our convention, we will act as Americans, not as Republicans," McCain told reporters in Jackson.