For the rest of y'all, go check out today's Ziggy for your daily dose of gut busting humor. I just never get tired of his zany antics.

must not feel very confident this year. I had one robocall from John Cornyn that went: "Hi Myname family. This is Senator John Cornyn calling. I noticed that you hadn't voted yet and I'm counting on your support on election day."

My question is, how did he notice I hadn't voted when I in fact already had, and why was he calling a registered Democrat who voted in the primary? He never metioned he was Republican and he never said a word about McCain or Bush. Six years ago he bragged about how tight he and Bush were. He was altogether beaming with pride at being a Bush Yes man. Last night I got a call from his wife. She is very proud of her husband John and the honest campaign he has run on the name no party ticket. These are the first campaign calls I have ever recieved from Republicans in 37 years of voting. I guess just courting the base isn't going to cut it anymore.

I only started early voting once I got old enough that I thought there might be some chance that I would croak before election day. Even now I sometimes wait if it is a hassle. I know my voting precinct is only 1/4 of a mile away on election day. But yeah, remind your kids to remind their friends. That should go without saying.

That he doesn't remember saying.

I've been wanting to run for Justice of the Peace but my big mouth brother would just screw it up so why waste the time and money.

And Reagan Press will give her a three book deal.

Boob job. Paid for by the RNC.

We need you to give back those top drawer silk panties you bought for Todd. We forgot to tell you that our plan all along was to give them to a homeless person, once they were soiled.

I can't help but feel that something is missing from her outfit. Could it be the hoodie?

Oh, it's you. I told you not to eat the sour grapes.

is built on trust. The world doesn't trust our leadership and it is for good reason. You can't trust liars and thieves. Sometimes you have no choice, as in a family member, but who would return to a mechanic who charged you for a new engine when all he did was replace the spark plugs?

Crooked Mechanic=Republican Party.

My suggestion is that everyone max out every credit card they can get their hands on, make minimum payments with another card and then default on everything.

To say something is wrong with that is total hypocrisy in today's financial climate.

That I would be more than willing to take a chance on Obama, even if he really were a Manchurian Candidate.

But damn, isn't that exactly what Bushwhack was?

When you parrot what Sarah Palin has been coached to say you become less than irrelevant. The finger in the wind concept is a pure McCain trait. It's where he has his thumb stuck that bothers me.

Like you are going to anyway and remember that I will be cancelling out your vote thereby making you, and myself, irrelevant.

Live video feed. John McCain in Washington with a video screen in Miss. and Barack in Miss. with a video screen in Washington. It can be the first virtual reality debate in history. I'd bet money holograms could be incorporated to wow the viewing public, if desired.

Judging from recent video, exactly as I would if I were John McCain's personal best friend in the world, I think it is fair to say: Friend, you don't so good. You been feeling O.k.?

His eyes do look strange, I immediately thought stroke when I looked at that picture, but I have taken many photos where the subjects looked even more messed up then he does.

Two faced backstabber. I've known a few in my life and she fits the M.O. to a tee. We all get it but only half of us care.

McCain is Vanilla, store brand. Obama is a Banana Split with Marachino Cherries, Chopped Nuts, Chopped Pineapple, Strawberries, and Whipped Cream from Amy's Ice Cream. Plus a Chocolate Milkshake for the ride home. O.k. choose now.

It had been decided that I would move to make room for a new hire. I decided otherwise. It screwed my employer of 27 years over a bit, but it was the best decision I ever made in my life. The timing was excellent on my part. They never suspected a thing, I never missed a paycheck, and those smelly annoying chatty back biting people who were all hired in the last few years will never miss me, nor will I miss them.

Who gives a hoot what a moron thinks.

Daycare, television set, a nanny and plenty of Mooseburger Helper. Todd is her wife but he has snowmobiles to race, eh?

At first you feel giddy and invincible but the more you consume the sicker you feel. America will be puking well before November 4th and John McCain will be left holding the bucket of vomit. Nice way to end a career in politics, liar.

Dear Sarah, The Knickerbockers have a few words they want to say to you.:

You think that you're such a smart girl, that I'll believe what you say. But who do you think you are girl, to lead me on this way? Lies. Lies. It's all I ever get from you.

And watching her eyes with Charlie last night made it clear that it has a hairpin trigger. Push her buttons so she explodes into full blown bitchdom and then watch her male supporters scatter. Titties only go so far.