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Saturday, November 8, 2008 04:06 PM
Original article: Various matters

Republic of Alaska

No. I say send them to Alaska. Screw the notion of bipartisanship. It will never work with these ignorant sows. Give them Alaska. Pack them up and ship them out. Let's find a way to get it done.

Sort of a mandatory AMERICA LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT no options program. GIVE THEM ALASKA. They will never be happy, even as their numbers dwindle. The problem is, we don't have enough time (or patience) to tolerate them any more, or to wait for them to self-destruct. (And they want to take the rest of us down with them.)......

Let's come up with some sort of program that will allow us to forcibly to remove "THEM" from the "lower 48" and pack their asses off to Alaska. We'll allow them to secede and become their own sovereign nation. They can elect (appoint, decree, whatever) Sarah as QUEEN for life, or proclaim that NEWT is "His Most Serene Exalted Emir" or whatever the hell their stupid f***ing selves want to do.......

They can have the oil, the timber, the minerals, ALL OF IT.

JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

Whatever it takes, JUST GET THE HELL OUT.

Saturday, November 8, 2008 04:10 PM
Original article: Various matters

Hey Kitt

F*** Hank. He is OFF of my list of people I'll do at Karaoke.

FOR EVER.

However, I would suggest that before you erase him from your memory bank, go to YouTube and check out "Why Can't We all Get A Long Neck"......

Which was at least somewhat pretty much "librul" thankin.........

Saturday, November 8, 2008 04:14 PM
Original article: Various matters

Bike Helmet Leader

Psychosomatic reflexive non-denomonationalistic heresy.

Saturday, November 8, 2008 04:20 PM
Original article: Various matters

JUNIOR

It's Hank Will-yums JUNIOR.......

A most important distinction.

Bike Helmet-speak: CRITICAL GENERATIONAL IDENTIFICATION PARAMETER

Saturday, November 8, 2008 04:26 PM
Original article: Various matters

Oh, and Kitt

Thank you, but I did correct myself before you prompted me.

But you are SO SO right. For all I know the "Old Man" might have been a kook too, but at least HE had talent......

Boy it really pissed us off to see that big dumb monkey up there singing that bullshit I must confess to wondering if when he came to the door, Sarah answered wearing only a towel! (WHAT A CONCEPT!).........

Saturday, November 8, 2008 04:36 PM
Original article: Various matters

KITT

I'm not sure what I'm getting at either, except closer to the bottom of the glass! LOL.....

I'm just ranting, I guess. This is my favorite place to do it, because I feel I'm in good company......

I guess I "fired-off" when I saw the word "Hank" because "Junior" and "Joe the Plumber" and EVERYONE ELSE who supported McCain and Palin really just pissed-me right off.

That's why I want to ship them all off to Alaska.

Junior can be the Most Grandest Minister of (sub) Culture. Hey - it don't take too long before he can be looking all-Neanderthaloid...... ("Hirsuteley-correct pre-historic visual identity)

Saturday, November 8, 2008 04:48 PM
Original article: Various matters

Paul Daniel Ash

Well, to be frank, it's the "III" thing.

He just hasn't hit MY radar screen and I guess that's why.

No "GEN-YOU-WINE" country-wastern chart-topper is going to sport a moniker like "III".

I just ain't right.

Now if it was Hank Williams the THURD... I could feel comfortable with that.

But "III" - That just sounds to "Up-east" to me. Like he's headed to Harvard or something like that.

Even something like "Little Hank" or even "Peanut" or "Chick" or something like that.

But "III' - nope, that's ALMOST as bad as "Trey"........

His one redeeming value: He has a nice tattoo of Unknown Hinson, and if you don't know about Unknown, then you don't know sh*t..... He's on YouTube, enjoy, YOU'RE WELCOME!

Saturday, November 8, 2008 04:53 PM
Original article: Various matters

Oh KItt!

No! No! No!

We didn't even bother/dare to watch. It's like all of that stupid pro-war jingoistic flatulence that so many of the country "artists" produced.

CULTURAL VOMIT. That's all it is.

I was recently delighted to discover that all of the FUGS stuff is online at Amazon for downloading, including all of their really great anti-Viet Nam war stuff, including the chant that was intending to levitate the Pentagon.

I'd much rather listen to that.

Or MY hero: John Lennon....

Saturday, November 8, 2008 05:10 PM
Original article: Various matters

Deagle of Boom

At least TRY to have some sort of conceptual base in the real world. You can't just make this stuff up. People who do that? It's because they WEREN'T wearing their helmet when they hit......

You know: Dysfunctional Sub-cranial communicative output messaging.

Stuff like that.

Not: Nah-nah Goo-goo Poo-poo dah-dah.....

You actually have to pretend that you saying SOMETHING IMPORTANT and MEANINGFUL.

At least that's how I see it......

Others, however, are free to disagree.....

I'm not trying to set any rules....

OR START ANY MORE FIGHTS between the pissy-girls.......

Saturday, November 8, 2008 07:09 PM
Original article: Various matters

Sikorsky High-Step

It's a new dance.

It goes like this:

"Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

SPLASH

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