That reminds me of when Dubya and Ronnie Raygun went ice fishing. They were all excitied, set up a little tent, and began chipping a hole into the ice.

A voice from above said "There are no fish under the ice."

Dubya and Ronnie looked at each other and then started chipping again.

The voice from above said again, "There are no fish under the ice."

Dubya looked out of the tent and said, "Is that God?" The voice answered, "No, I am the rink manager."

Now you are telling me it was Cheney?

How can you write about TV?! There are people dying in the streets! I mean, there is only so much space on the internet, why fill it up with crap about television? You are using it all up!!!!!!

Heather, you are right. The girl made the wrong choice. The only chance she had at a million was to give up the car. If she is voted off next, I think she makes it back. If she doesn't, hell it was only a Pontiac.

Disclaimer: I don't watch Survivor, so I really have no idea what the hell is going on. That being said, Heather's logic is sound.

And sexy.

I no longer watch cable news channels, and I want to thank you for reminding why I do not. What a horrible newscaster! Scarborough and Tucker are really bad, but she seems to be a complete idiot with a truly grating voice.

Oh, but did you know she got picked to witness the execution?

And how sad is it that the only show on television that will show the hypocrisy and "flip flops" of the conservative right wing pundits that fill the air waves is a fake newscast on a comedy channel?

Damn liberal media!

I could repeat much of what has been said, and argue with the rest of it. But the bottom line is tell me where to send checks to help defeat Joementum. I do not care who it is. Joe is a cancer on the Democratic Party, and I will help pay for the surgery to remove that cancer.

I drive a 94 Ranger with 420,000 miles on it and the original motor, and I drive a 2000 Mustang which I am planning to replace with a 2005/6 Mustang. When this story first came out, I was going to buy foreign instead, but I am glad I get to stick with Mustang. Thanks Ford!

Please let some gay guy enter under false pretenses and win. Then he could "come out" about it. Wouldn't that be hilarious?

"I'm Mr. Hetro, but I'm really a homo, who just happens to be more hetro than all the straight guys here."

Has Jimmy Kimmel ever been funny?

Gives a whole new meaning to "You look like death warmed over."

Rosanne Barr was funny, very funny. Adam Corrala has never been funny in his life. He is ugly, mean and spiteful. He is not funny, at all. I have been wondering who he is blowing to get these shows. Not that there is anything wrong with blowing. There isn't, unless it is causing the rest of us to be exposed to Adam's unfunny schtick. Then there is something wrong with it, wery wrong.

My ex-wife wanted a little "mop" dog to go with our border collie mix. I really did not. We got her. She turned out to be slightly nuerotic with house training problems. She was abused before we got her from a rescue, and is a bit of an odd duck. I got both dogs in the divorce settlement, while the ex kept the house and yard. Having two dogs, especially the small one, in an apartment and condo is hard work. The little dog is not as neurotic and is much better, though not perfect, about going to the bathroom outside. The one thing I know more than anything in my life is that my little dog just loves me to death. My big one does as well, but the little one wants nothing more in life than to be on my lap, next to me on the sofa, or next to me in bed. It is complete unconditional love. I will tolerate her mistakes.

Nature's Miracle and other products are great for controlling the smell of accidents. I am a reformed smoker, and am very sensitive to any smell. These products are fantastic. The couple should try them.

Whoever came up with using that word, to get the "F" word on TV without actually saying the "F" word was a fracking Genius. Mother Fracking A!

When I started reading the book I knew it was BS. C'mon, there is no reason to refuse Novocain. Actually, there is no reason to refuse any drug if a doctor prescribes it. Novocain, however, is not addictive and is not mind altering. Any treatment center handles that question every day.

I have heard hundreds, if not thousands, of guys sitting in 12-step meetings embellishing their stories to seem cool. Frey sounded just like that. He was making shit up. But you know what; it was a damn good yarn. He made shit up better than most guys I have heard. I will read his second book.

He thinks his life is different now, wait till that witch has the baby and is holding it above his head everyday for the rest of his life. HE has a long road ahead of him.

That clip should be shown in every school to promote condom use.

How big of a portion of the book is being disputed.

Seriously, I can barely hear the audio. I tend to have voume problems with many of these Video Dog clips.

Sounds like they were elected and thus have a mandate.

I didn't know Squiggy was is such bad shape!

J. C. Watts and Bill Bennett as well! CNN lurches further right! Damn liberal media!

I mean, did you really expect more from these idiots?