I mean what good is being passive aggressive if you can't get results. Tell him to pack his/her shit and leave. Tell them to call an arbitrator or attorney and get it started. Tell them they can't have the dog.

I have to say though it can be a risky gambit if they have a higher tolerance for your bullshit than your tolerance for anxiety. They may just refuse and call your bluff. In which case you have to go full on narcissist.

Seriously. Like a busload of Star Trek fans crashed into the John Birch society and did a ton of E. Hey everyone would like to smoke weed all day and watch midget cosplay porn. That doesn't make it a goddamn political movement.

Then Sarah Palin will get Stevens to quit and will run in his place. And she will win. As the Jr. Sinatorr from the Great State of Elaskarr she will have a prominent role in ENERGY POLICY.

Otherwise if McCain loses by less than 5% the tie goes to the Republican anyway, and Palin winds up President by 2010. And if McCain steps down one day after the halfway mark of his term, then Palin has the Constitutional eligibility to be President for TEN YEARS.

Imagine 10 years of Palin? Kinda awesome in a Hieronymus Bosch way.

All he has to do is dink with the voting, get all the votes he doesn't like tossed out and chuck the result in Scalia's lap for another 5-4 vote that awards it to him. There won't be a single thing above board or vaguely resembling a traditional fair western modern election on Tuesday. The only question remaining is whether the GOP governors will call tanks into the streets.

I'm hoping they do because the US really is a third world shithole country with a third world shithole government. They should at least be consistent and run their elections that way too.

Stop selling. And stop digging up the time some dog Palin kicked once. It's all pretty much over. And for the record, MOST of you had nothing but scorn for Obama before. And in the future his approval ratings will never stabilize above 50%. Everyone's got their own personal agendas their own hatefests. Your very own Greenwald RAILED against Obama's support of this whole FISA disaster. But we'll all pretend that didn't happen.

Great? There is no great. There is only politics. And if we look at the fringe elements that make up Salon we discover there is no one nowhere ever who could meet that standard. The first time Obama does something to the right of a bomb throwing communist you'll scream that he suddenly sold out.

So get ready for massive fraud in the battleground states. I'd say the odds are 50-50 for an outright theft of the election. This is why McCain picked Palin and why he's not that worried. Because it doesn't really matter. And when the Supreme Court plops the crown on his head, he'll be king. For about a year. Then he'll step down for 'health reasons' and Sarah Palin becomes the President of the United States Christian Church of Jesus the Warrior and we become a totalitarian theocracy.

I would recommend you at least get your passports renewed before March.

We shall O-ver-commme. We shall O-ver-comme. Gee and they say the patronizing racism of the left is over.

You know that when your patron saint turns her back on that whole pop vampire thing, it's officially DEAD. Really dead, not just UNDEAD, but dead dead dead.

In other words she expected the President of France to wait on the line for HER assistant.

Ok there's about 9 things fucked up about that.

what does Pam think?

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Only the most tasteful and culturally diverse gloves and lampshades though. The kind of thing you can get in a museum giftshop.

Did not know Gary Trudeau still breathed.

I guess we should all be in jail.

Florida, Ohio, Pennsylvania won't actually count any votes. They'll just make up some numbers that aren't completely unbelievable.

Honestly you are precious. Just precious. They will win by hook or by crook or the Supreme Court. Palin will be President this time next year. Bring a sweater, those concentration camps up in Alaska get cold.

That would imply a GOP loss and this is something that will not be permitted. Sorry. NC for instance will probably lose all of its early ballots. McCain will lose the popular vote, toss it over to the Supreme Court for a victory. It doesn't matter what happens in Congress since the Unary Executive will rule. For a little less than a year at which time McCain dies or resigns for health reasons. Palin becomes Empress of the Realm and we end with a totalitarian theocracy. Saloniks blame te Jews as they are herded off to concentration camps in Alaska.

NC and FLA wind up in a tie, Antonin Scalia is called in to award the election to McCain. McCain lasts about 10 months in office, keels over. Palin becomes the Protector of the United States Church of Christ the Warrior. America dies once and for all. Liberals blame the Jews, before they themselves are shoved into the ovens.

My opponent smokes crack with Satan while dancing naked round a bible and baby bonfire. He will take all your money, every dime convert you Islam and force you to have abortions at gunpoint. At least we can all agree, it's the Jews' fault. Thank you and vote early.

I and George Lincoln Rockwell applaud you.

Because, you know it only gets funnier and funnier after the 2.36x10^570th time.