She'll have a passel of 4 more retarded kids to tow around. Not including grandchildren and a daughter who 'walks into doors' a lot.

...and You KNOW Todd's got that GOP he man-disease. The one where Jesus told him to suck the gay out of men's penises?

So there. You fuck.

Is what that air powered stun hammer thing in No Country for Old Men was invented for.

There will be no election

Bush will have Martial Law

October surprise

Obama will fight the FISA bill

NC has no winner. The results cannot be certified until November 25th, the earliest.

We will spend the next 4 years waxing poetic about Robinson, Rosa Parks and who belongs on the Black Mount Rushmore. Instead of doing what Obama wants, which is to look forward.

Yay Us.

I feel vindicated in that NC never was a battleground state. In fact it's 'still too close to call' and won't be certified until Nov 25th the earliest. Why? Because NC has that quaint confluence of stark staring stupid soccermommies, Bible Belters, Northern Expats, and proud hillbillies who celebrate the Wawr of Northun Aggression on July the 4th.

Never has a such a populous state mattered so little to so many, unless you look at the fact that Obama won about 6 counties here. The 6 largest but that's just our version of the Urban Archipelago Effect.

You said it yourself. Some women have no libido. The crucial point is that they don't care. Guess what? Me neither. I already have a job. That fact that you don't want sex is rather liberating to ME. The fact that you complain about it not because you want sex but because it gives you something to male bash to your friends about is really neither here nor there. After 20 years of having you say no...well let's just say I'm not as a dumb as I look. No one's as dumb as a I look. I get it.

Rahm Emmanuel is the son of an Irgun soldier.

Or that consumer reporter, what's her name? Consuela al Bashar Wong?

That every single leader of Cuba, ever, was white. Even though the country is 40% non white?

Stupid is the new competent.

Pour it over a scented candle, serve in a unicorn horn.

If you loose in the state that the rest of the country makes fun of for being unhinged anyway, there's really not a great deal of hope for anywhere else. Probably the best approach is to learn from this and exploit it to roll back the civil rights YOU want to eliminate. Say, guns for instance.

Trig, that is. Why not.

It really doesn't and apart from the occasional biological imperative and the drive to procreate most people are and are happy enough being celibate. Which if you examined it is more or less why people get married in the first place. Once you're hitched it's time to 'de-scope' your horizons. Look it's not an accident that everyone lets themselves go in every other way, is it? If you're so fascinated with sex then why did you both go to seed? How hot is that extra 100lbs you're lugging around? No the idea that sex matters at all is just a crutch for people who are afraid that everyone they know has it better than they do. They don't. And at the end of the day, most married people who still have sex, are having it with people they're not married to.

When her divorce proceedings knocked Obama's opponent out of the Illinois Senate race.

And promptly took a 16 week vacation in 2001.

NC is still a projection. Oh Obama will probably win it but you can never tell with the slime dwellers who run NC elections. We have a long tradition of waffling between outright corruption and inbred stupidity. Some of the elections of 2004 took more than 2 YEARS to resolve.

Some Republicans are testing out just what Palin's long term viability is. There is certainly a split in the party and both factions are warring over Palin's long run objectives. If it shakes out that her supporters win then her future is hers for the taking. And if so, the old guard GOP is dead and buried and the GOP will morph into a psychotic drunken Real World episode.

Anyone remember Katherine Harris? She was poised to be a leader in the slime bucket called the GOP. But once it was offered to her she picked the path of least resistance and the most money and dropped out of politics. This might be the choices open to Sarah Palin too.

Emmanuel is a tough cookie. But the Gordon Wagner wing of the party will be screaming for years over that whole Zionist Jew monster terrorist aspect. Emmanuel's father was an Irgun soldier. And since Jews all secretly run the world it won't be a good day for the people who already imagine the whole country is in secret sway to the lobby/cabal/space aliens and whatnot.

Next time we'll need a quadracial candidate. Then an octoracial. And finally a human-alien-robot-animal interspecies candidate.

Gee I don't know. I guess there's some horrible metaphor in there somewhere. Maybe women would be squirrels or something.

There are about 40,000 provisional ballots to be counted. The election won't actually be called until Nov 25th. Of course the result is the same but since one out of 2 people here proudly wave their nitpicking in everyone's face I wanted to draw their attention to the actual facts of it.

My walrus mustache harrumphs at thee varlet. There is zero point in contributing anything here since they're all deleted anyway. I can understand that you don't understand that since you're rarely listening to anyone but you anyway but there it is.

-chicken, meet egg.

Nope. AP is not the NC election commission. nitnitnitnitnitpickers. NC will be called on Nov 25th.

You know, from our secret orbiting battle station. So there's that.