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Tuesday, October 28, 2008 11:25 AM

A lot of backwards hats pay for your engineering degree

It's true that

a) the first year or three of college is remedial nonsense they were all stoned to learn in high school.

b) most people barely need more than an 8th grade education to make it in the McWorld.

But a lot of backwards hat wearing slackers, homies and frat boys pay for the few who actually get something out of the experience. Cut enrollment by half and colleges will double or triple the price.

But honestly, Community College is probably the way to go. Get your AA, and, if you want transfer 70% of those credits to a BS or BA program. It's cheaper, it's just as rigorous and you can stop after two years with something to show for it.

More and more high schools are starting programs that graduate HS students with an AA degree - take on another year, a 13th grade as it were and you get a HS diploma and a 2 year college degree. This is a great solution and I highly recommend it.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008 11:18 AM
Original article: Say it ain't so, John!

Carthago Delenda Est

McPalin must be ground into the muck and erased from history.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008 11:17 AM
Original article: Payback's a bitch

Mercy from a far distance

Low impact beneficence on the backs of others. I'm afraid that Ms. Atwood with nearly zero skin in the game is brave as only they can be to chant "Turn the other cheek". One wonders if 4 planes crashed into housing flats and office bldgs in Toronto and Vancouver. Of course Canada wouldn't mount a war, because they are unable to do so, none the less the sentiment I expect would still exist.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008 11:09 AM
Original article: This Modern World

Whoever wins

Assuming of course there is a clear winner and we don't need to ask Antonin Scalia to coronate a Republican, there are going to be riots in the streets on Nov 5. Who-ever-wins.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008 09:02 AM
Original article: Say it ain't so, John!

Destroy her absolutely

We haven't had an honest to god genuinely interesting suicide in some time. Destroy her destroy her family the lot of them.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008 08:57 AM
Original article: The Republican shipwreck

And keep in mind that a 5% Democratic victory will end in failure

Anything less than a 5% victory will get tossed to the Supreme Court for them to declare a tie. And tie always goes to the Republican. It's the law.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008 08:55 AM

that clunky bracelet has GOT to go

And get a little work down on your neck, dearie.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008 08:54 AM
Original article: This Modern World

No, No I'm not

In fact I'm from the future.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008 08:53 AM

no one cares

DL Hugely has a gig on CNN now. In case you were upset that the black, republican, racist, stand up comedian demographic wasn't getting enough airplay.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008 05:58 AM
Original article: Let it snow

Hmm seems like Selig is determined to have EVERY game played in Philly

Well he is one corrupt bastard so if the fix is in it wouldn't shock me.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008 05:55 AM
Original article: Say it ain't so, John!

Don't let up

Crush her. Crush her with brutal efficiency and keep crushing her. Hit her so hard she doesn't get up again and as a warning to the others. Break her. Beat her into the ground. Otherwise that virus will pop up again to run for Ted Stevens Senate seat. And it will win.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008 05:42 AM
Original article: The Republican shipwreck

Unfortunately there is no objective difference between success and failure

In America everything slugs along with a near failing GPA, forever. There's really no way to distinguish success and failure, in anything. So all that matters is how much you insult and hate and get others to hate everyone who disagrees with you. It's really not going to matter as Obama swings ever more to the Center and coops the salient points of the right in order to get RE elected in 2012. We'll still be in Iraq and Afghanistan. We'll still be limping along economically. The right will still be screaming about abortion and gay marriage. Bridges will still be falling down. Airports will still suck. Healthcare will still be unaffordable.

And the Democrats will run with the premise of "Imagine how much worse it could have been" while the GOP runs with "These commie queer terrorists will force you to have gay sex while they raise your taxes".

Tuesday, October 28, 2008 05:37 AM

Demagoguery works

Demagoguery, the handmaiden of populism and big sister of latent fascism, works. Iran denies the holocaust, Venezuela screams that the Yanquis are coming to take their swimsuit models and oil. "That One" is a communist terrorist Muslim who will force your virgin daughters to have abortions and will raise your taxes to pay for gay marriages. Since when did you imagine that demagoguery did not work?

Monday, October 27, 2008 05:41 PM

Well if her stated income is any measure

Most of her wealth comes directly from the State of Alaska to her pocket. I heard her last year household income was a shade under $130,000 which, in the most expensive state in the US and with 5 kids is not actually 'rolling in it.' So one could conclude that a huge piece of her personal wealth is skim from the State of Alaska's coffers, or, bribes.

Monday, October 27, 2008 05:39 PM

Of course they weren't

No one was making biofuel out of rice. Rice is what went super expensive this last summer.

Monday, October 27, 2008 05:38 PM
Original article: Palin is no Everywoman

She's the Jennifer Hudson of politics

Hudson's in the news and it got me thinking. From nowhere to non-winner on American Idol to a Grammy, Tony and Oscar in 2 years? Somethings not right with that plot arc.

Monday, October 27, 2008 05:36 PM

The only replacement for a computer is another computer

You have to go all the way up to an HTC Advantage X7501 or X7510 or the even larger HTC Shift to qualify as that. The problem is that the Advantage is nearly 13 oz in weight while the shift is 28 oz, and it costs $1,500 list. The Sony Xperia comes close at only $940 but it's still underpowered. A Lenovo Ideabook S20U is $400 and is a REAL computer with an 80GB drive and a 10" screen. It comes in at 1250g or about 1 lb more than the HTC Shift.

Monday, October 27, 2008 11:48 AM
Original article: The (undead) girl next door

Bloodsuckers are so Buffy minutes ago

Really, every other TV show and every 3rd movie is now about bloodsuckers. Vampire teens, vampire cops, vampire psychics, vampire social workers, vampire rock stars.....

We get it. Now let's plunge an oak stake in its heart.

Monday, October 27, 2008 11:46 AM
Original article: Dangerous threesomes

The GOP ran everything for 6 years, how did that work out

anyway the argument that "We are so fucking bad at our jobs it would be criminal and dangerous to replace us", well the logic of that escapes me right now.

Monday, October 27, 2008 11:44 AM

Crybabies

Real Americans wade into raghead mobs shirtless killing them all in the name of Jesus, puppies and missionary sex.

Monday, October 27, 2008 11:36 AM

Senator Obama is a Muslim Communist Terrorist who will raise your taxes

Senator Obama is a Muslim Communist Terrorist who will raise your taxes

and let me add

Senator Obama is a Muslim Communist Terrorist who will raise your taxes

I'm John McCain and I approve this message.

Monday, October 27, 2008 09:09 AM
Original article: Palin 2012 begins

Palin will be the next Senator from the Great State of Alasker

There's more money is stealing than there is in Fox news.

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