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Saturday, November 8, 2008 10:59 PM

Saloniks have nothing better to do

Than to comment on the people who have already lost and are lashing out like they are wont to do. Who cares WHAT Brent Bozell thinks? Oh wait you do.

Saturday, November 8, 2008 04:59 PM
Original article: Various matters

Ramalamadingdong

zippityzappityzimzom

Saturday, November 8, 2008 04:56 PM
Original article: Various matters

Glork

Glonk Glink Zubba

Saturday, November 8, 2008 03:52 PM

Insert retarded idiot poem here

Because some people would rather be hated than ignored.

Saturday, November 8, 2008 02:01 PM

So until about February 09

We'll be treated to an endless font of articles like that, guessing what he'll do who he'll pick to do it. After the first month of his term, half of you will be angry and the other half will cautiously support his choices. Until of course you don't or, someone to the right of Daniel Ortega dares criticize him at which point you'll go full crazy and start making death threats.

Saturday, November 8, 2008 01:58 PM

I do remember a missive from the EPA early 2001

Which stated that there is no UNsafe level of mercury. So perhaps Obama might want to gut the EPA and start over with non-defectives.

Saturday, November 8, 2008 01:47 PM

President Tupac MacGuffin Osama

You can project any kind of wild ass guess you like right now. So have at it.

Saturday, November 8, 2008 01:33 PM
Original article: Obama, be progressive!

I doubt he could ever make the Saloniks happy

He would have to be a little to left of Emma Goldman to silence the blogeratti. I doubt there's even any common sense definition of 'liberal' you would understand or recognize. Trust me, you have your own 1% doctrine that's just as retarded as Bush's.

Saturday, November 8, 2008 01:29 PM
Original article: Spitzer gets off

And guess what?

Some doctors smoke, take drugs and are overweight too.

Saturday, November 8, 2008 06:35 AM

This is the dawning

Of the

Age Of Aquarius

Age Of Aquarius

Aquarius

Let the son shine,

Etc....

Friday, November 7, 2008 01:57 PM
Original article: Obama's designated a--hole

I love it

I can hardly wait for Sunday's edition of Salon

PS: check the date and google it.

Friday, November 7, 2008 01:53 PM

Did someone say Pit Bull?

a.k.a. Ghetto Pony?

Friday, November 7, 2008 12:57 PM

I am just glad I don't have to hear her speak

It's like running a circular saw through a litter box. Plus did you ever notice that if you look in her eyes, dead on, you see daylight? Creepy.

Friday, November 7, 2008 12:54 PM

A tie always goes to the Republican

It's the law.

Friday, November 7, 2008 12:53 PM

Why can't Salon invest in an online spell checker

All the retards who like to hurl insults at me have real trouble with that.

Friday, November 7, 2008 12:51 PM

I can hardly wait for the crowd here

To start screaming that he hasn't abolished money and is therefore, the devil incarnate.

Friday, November 7, 2008 12:50 PM
Original article: Obama's designated a--hole

Why don't the Salonstas sit and play their bongos in the dirt.

What did you think, that the Executive Branch would become a Xavier Rudd didgeridoo jam band? You didn't elect Jesus the Dalai Lama you know.

Friday, November 7, 2008 12:11 PM

The thin veneer shrouding the left's racism is begining to peel away

Movies about the Holocaust....which didn't happen.

Throw Joe down the Well.

Rahm Emmanuel secret traitorous Jew.

But to be fair, 72% of them voted for you so maybe they're really just retarded.

Friday, November 7, 2008 12:09 PM
Original article: Obama's designated a--hole

Jews out Peace in

dirka dirka!!!

Friday, November 7, 2008 12:08 PM

How do you know he voted?

The LAW doesn't say you can't RUN, anyway.

Friday, November 7, 2008 12:07 PM

I love the way Salon let's stand the comments of Holocaust deniers

And then specifically deletes comments directed at the shallowness of some of the columnists. At least they're being upfront about what they believe.

Friday, November 7, 2008 12:04 PM
Original article: Obama's designated a--hole

Really?

We do we still let Jews vote in America. I thought Obama would tackle that problem right away. Send them all packing with their little yellow stars toot-sweet. For the good of the party.

Friday, November 7, 2008 11:02 AM

Mid next year

It will turn out that Rather was 100% correct and Bush was absolutely caught in a felony charge with his no-show ANG 'job' to avoid going to Nam. It will turn out that Rather will have proved his case that Bush was a draft dodger and Rove and company covered up this felony for political purposes. It will turn out that the shitheads re elected a coward and a criminal in 2004.

Of course by mid next year, Bush will be living in Abu Dhabi.

Friday, November 7, 2008 08:22 AM

What, do you think male hookers are cheap to keep on retainer?

Cmon just look at the guy.

Friday, November 7, 2008 08:21 AM

You should hear Alice Walker railing against Obama

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/guest_contributors/article5092964.ece

Of course she used to compare him to Fidel Castro

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/sep/20/uselections2008.barackobama

Awesome in its craziness.

Friday, November 7, 2008 08:18 AM

dear youngsters

Bite me.

Friday, November 7, 2008 05:19 AM

Hey here's an idea

If you're under 40, stop fucking complaining already and do better than we did.

Thursday, November 6, 2008 09:58 PM

I am supposed to get angry at being judged by people younger that I

Who I helped rear. But I really don't care what you think and I don't worry about it in the least. At least to the extent that I have to listen to it. Oh soon enough you'll be running things and the generations after you will want to snuff you out and tell you of their own heroism in doing so. And you won't really care what stupidity pours out of them either.

But you see 'boomers' have lived an entire life surrounded by too many others. We're way more brutally Darwinian than you ever will be. You've never had to. I think the rumors of our demise are exaggerated and will be so for a few more years to come.

What's that line from the Vorlon ambassador in Babylon 5?

"The avalanche has already begun. It is too late for the pebbles to vote."

Thursday, November 6, 2008 09:51 PM

Did you hear that Holland wants to end parental rights for the handicapped

In a rule of law that is awesome in its awesomeness, the Netherlands is moving to strip parental rights and to FORCE them to take birth control, from the mentally challenged or whatever they're called now - developmentally challenged?

http://www.disaboom.com/Blogs/disabled_politico/archive/2008/11/06/dutch-parliament-to-consider-forcing-quot-unfit-mothers-quot-to-take-contraception.aspx

http://www.disaboom.com/Blogs/disabled_politico/archive/2008/05/09/mother-s-day-and-disabled-mothers-fight-for-the-right-to-bear-children.aspx

The really charming part is the abstract way one is deemed 'unfit'. It's more or less whatever someone wants to call it.

And the Prop-8 gays were angry that we're stripping them of certain civil rights here? That's nothing compared to shiny happy forced sterilization.

Thursday, November 6, 2008 09:46 PM

haggis

Oh you need not wait. My children's generation is a lot more self involved and ruthless than we are. If you don't serve their needs, you are kicked to the curb. I fully expect to drop in the harness under the lash of my younger overlords eventually.

Thursday, November 6, 2008 09:44 PM

Jefferson bought the Louisiana Purchase

With neither Congressional debate nor permission. He just did it on his own consulting, essentially, no one. Congress had to fund it because the option was war with either Spain or France. In fact the era of "Jeffersonian" autocracy masquerading as 'limited government' parallels the rise of the John Marshall era of the Supreme court. Before Marshall the SC concerned itself with interstate commerce and contract law. But Marshall saw the threat of Jefferson's unbridled ego and made the SC a co-equal branch of the government for the first time.

Monroe, and ulitmately, Polk were the final expressions of 'Jeffersonian' thinking about expansion. Similar in tact they both essentially invented their own mandates and proceeded without consulting or worrying about Congress. They would be very proud of George Bush.

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