Oh, and look at that; it all took place in the guy's head. Neato.

Way to Deus ex machina, kids. Problem solved in an unintriquing way.

Maybe your next film should have a car chase where all the bad guys die.

Hey! Let's get him!

I've never been more proud.

I still can't understand why they think we're satan.

We almost got out of this thing without an eternal war.

That was close.

John McCain was a POW.

To have your argument rely on a "And so we come back to" rhetorical linch pin is weak.

Therefore, I too could be a Wall Street Journal columnist. I'm already a hack, I could be a hack for better money. Not just a little more hack money, Republican hack money.

If they could actually formulate an argument, they'd be dangerous.

My only problem is with this:

"Under current Amtrak policy, a lawful citizen who wants to take the train for a hunting trip could not because they are prohibited..."

You're taking the train to go hunting? Where can you hunt that's a stop on the DC to Boston train?

Or from DC to New Orleans for that matter. They let you off in towns. You still have to hire a cab to drop you off out in the country?

Because, God-forbid you get something. Are you going to drag it home on the train? Maybe you could field dress it hanging from the rafters of a commuter rail stop.

It might be time to invest in a truck.

Half that footage was during the previous administration. The other half was of Obama shaking hands.

In Roadhouse, and other movies that should take place in Oklahoma, whenever someone gets agitated, you sit 'em down, buy 'em a beer and let 'em know you didn't mean to imply that they were stupid.

When it works, beer is cheaper than dental implants and stitches. When it doesn't, the broken bottle can hold off a red neck until the police arrive.

Therefore, if shaking Chavez's hand, talking to Iran, or whatever diplomatic gesture, can defuse world tension, it's a tiny price to pay.

I am the least scared I've been in years.