You think she'll be crying when she drops the soap in the prison shower?

Well it looks like the MSM and HRC are doing a pretty good job of helping John McCain clinch the general election.

That debate last night was as fine example of boner pulling as I've ever seen.

But I guess that's what happens when you try to talk like an adult about real issues in this country. You just get jerked around.

Here's my impression of George Stephanopoulos:

Here Sean Hannity let me get you a pillow while I write down your talking for the "debate" tonight.

Here's my impression of George Stephanopolous:

Here Mr. Hannity, let me get you a pillow while I write down your talking points for tonight's "debate."

The saddest part is that this story is 10 times more important than the whole "Bittergate" debacle, but probably won't get a 10th of the coverage.

I guess all these media outlets were too busy talking about how bitter Barack Obama was.

Hey for those who trust Hillary Clinton, I just thought I'd let you know they're celebrating her victory over on Fox News.

By the way I just want to thank Fox News, which had a bunch pundits badmouthing Obama tonight, for making my decision to vote for Barack Obama much easier.

Anyway watching Fox News last night knows that Hillary's win in Pennsylvania was a victory for the right.

I thought last night's South Park was brilliant - and it didn't even have anything to do with politics. I especially loved the throwaway gag where that communications guy asks for his "cut," and among the loot is a burger, and he flips through it like it were a bundle of cash. Hilarious.

Here's how the interview will go:

Here Mr. O'Reilly let me get you a pillow as I talk about Rev. Wright and how Obama looks down on working class Americans like you and I.

Don't worry, after John McCain wins the election in November and these poor West Virginians are again taking it up the ass from the Republicans, I'm sure they'll still proudly be proclaiming how they'll never vote for a black guy.

These conservative assholes are just mad that the Jeremiah Wright thing has petered out and that the media is now focusing on their shortcomings.

And they may be calling McClellan disgruntled and a traitor, but they're not actually refuting anything he wrote.

I guess it's official. Geraldine is Hillary Clinton's Jeremiah Wright.

I was just watching Reliable Sources this morning. I couldn't believe that assclown Howard Kurtz had the balls to ask whether Obama was getting a pass from the media on Rev. Wright. Even the conservative columnist looked taken aback when he asked that.

So tell me Mr. Kurtz, if Obama's recieved a pass, howabout McCain? Where's the round the clock coverage of Hagee and Parsley and the Fox News denunciations of their unAmerican statements?

As much as I detest the way Clinton has conducted herself in this campaign, I feel that Obama would be crazy not to ask her to be his running mate. She could bring in a lot of disgruntled voters who might other wise go for McCain.

AnaHadWolves said : my European ancestors came in through the front door beginning in 1607 at Jamestowne; they didn't slither in under the back fence from Mexico.

So I assume your forebears obtained proper authorization and were granted all the necessary visas and documentation by the Native American government in Virginia at the time.

In an ideal world anyone would be able to attend an Obama without worrying about being pilloried for wearing a headscarf. But in an ideal world we also wouldn't have to worry about Fox News using pictures of those headscarf-wearing women every time they talk about terrorist fist jabs or how Obama rhymes with Osama.

I'd rather be the arrogant guy with the martini than the pasty white guy in the prison shower as Karl Rove will soon be.

I say it's great what all these conservatives are saying about Jesse Helms. Maybe it'll drive the few remaining minorities in the Republican Party to vote democrat in the fall.

And if they Republicans are going to play the guilt by association game by showing ads featuring Rev. Wright, maybe the democrats can show an ad juxtaposing Bush calling Helms "a kind, decent, and humble man" with Helms calling UNC the University of Negroes and Communists. Or maybe they can show Bush saying Helms was "an unwavering champion of those struggling for liberty" and contrast it with a quote from Jesse saying "The Negro cannot count forever on the kind of restraint that's thus far left him free to clog the streets, disrupt traffic, and interfere with other men's rights"

If they're doing an ad for a Hispanic TV station they can show Helms saying "All Latins are volatile people."

I'm surprised no one said anything about the above-mentioned swill which were the beers of choices at college parties in the Midwest when I was in school about five years ago. A keg of Budweiser would have been a treat. But, hey, at three bucks for a bottomless cup, who were we to complain.

Isn't the National Enquirer the same publication that alleged an affair between George W. Bush and Condeleeza Rice. How come no one has jumped on that?

I'm surprised this article didn't say anything about these three beers,which I quaffed plenty of as a college student in the Midwest in the early 2000s. Sure they were shitty beers but they were cheap and a keg or two or three was enough to get a house full of people drunk off their asses on a Friday night. Good times.

What I'd like to know is how the hell so many white people in the city can afford to send their kids to private schools. Surely they can't afford upwards of 10 to 15 grand a year, especially if they're working class in this economy.