That's too much information. We know men like this exist but shame on Salon's editors for publishing his wankerness' wankings. At least you didn't ask him to write it himself. Can you imagine?

Is your oral history series about rich dudes' sexual conquests? Ugh.

Dude, I hope you guys didn't pay for this gism.

english is a precise language, but you have to have precise thoughts to best use it.

the faith shtik is tired. sincere perhaps -- maybe that's all you've got. tedious. also sick of hearing about how fat you get every episode. it's gross.

republicans share. they just don't share with you. plus, you're not really talking about republicans, are you. you're talking about the rich. they're quite busy sharing with one another, but not with you. and why should they when you dress like a hippie. it's gross.

perhaps these seem like ad hominem attacks. whatevs. that's what you get for having a confessional style that's dominated by trite advice. i bet you can't tell a story without giving advice.

i have some advice. you should get a church (of your own). probably it pays better than writing. i bet it does. and it's practically recession proof. people will suck up that shtik you spoon out.

i promise to keep faith though. good tip! does that make you happy? or do you want to eat a big tub of ice cream now?

right on.

Too bad Obama doesn't have solutions, and never has. And now I have to vote for him. All y'all primary election Obama supporters are to blame. You deserve what you get.

SUKKAHS!

Why does everything Gary Kamiya writes suck? What does he know about dominatrixes? For real. If you're going to compare a vice presidential nominee with individuals in a fetish profession, establish some freakin authority.

Whenever I get to the end of one of Kamiya's articles, I'm asking myself: Who wrote this shit? Invariably, it's Kamiya.

obama bama bo lama banana fanna do dama fee fi mo mama OBAMA!

bam! bam! bam bam!

Is this the same Gary Kamiya who announced around four months ago that racism was pretty much washed out in America?

Hee hee.

God help the New Yorker the day it needs the likes of you to come to its defense.

What a stupid article. Oh my god.

"And because Americans as a whole simply aren't that racist any more..."

Dude, you must be one of those troglodytes, one of the reclusive yellow dog ones.

Err.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Who cares if Ferraro apologizes? No one. Politics is rough. Get over it.

Also, who cares about Ferraro's record? She's history. All the big dogs mix it up with the mafia.

Obama is already into it with that sleazy dude who arranged his real estate purchase. Do Salon readers really believe his hands are clean as a newborn baby? Damn. You guys are suckers.

SUKKAHS!

I'm starting to get the feeling there's something not right about Barack Obama. He's empty. Also, he's unoriginal. If he wins the primary, I will have a bad feeling. The devil is always too good to be true.

If you want to see the candidate's colors, watch what happens when people (important people) make fun of him. He will hate it, and want very badly to be taken seriously.

Mr. Obama is making a vague theater for our dreams -- whatever they might be -- and if this farcical drama plays out, we will be complicit in our own humiliation. We all want to rocket to God, but we'll end up instead just watching our backs.

Mark my words.