If I were a republican I'd be nervous. It's true; they've played the fear card so much we'd need another 9/11 to give that any new credibility. They've played the LGBT fear card so many times that just about nobody but your garden variety evangelical (who isn't snorting speed and paying for gay hookers) actually cares about "queers". The military is in a shambles, gas is going to be $5.00 a gallon by next month, the economy looks like a shanty town and Bush is a mill stone around every Republican's election or re-election bid. I haven’t felt this good since I was a kid!

Why does that bitch think everything "tastes delicious" or "is so good"? Has she ever experienced a bad tasting meal?

Freudian slip much Hillary? Oh well, at least she didn't compare the two and ask the crowd which one they wanted: another dead candidate or another Clinton..

Unspin us with your wise input, by all means!

Oh please! Yes everybody twists everybody else's comments (Hillary's, McCain's and Obama's supporters) but in one of yours you actually expect Obama to send out a press release excusing Hillary's latest "misstatement". Wouldn't that make him an appeaser instead of an elitist? Which one should he be for you to think that he's "classy"? I wouldn't hold my breath, I don't think it's his job to apologize for HIllary. Maybe Hillary could make a press statement saying that the statement was misconstrued and that "she apologizes". That would border on classy coming from her.

As an elitist, gun owning, bitter, working class, rural, undereducated, white person, appeaser I'd just like to say

Hillary 0-WAIT!

Obama '08

..here

Again, this is a person who measures every word for value. Sorry but I trust Mark Penn more than I do Hillary Clinton.

I'd hate to get that bill next month! Oh well, it's been a fine race?

Hillary should avoid mopwater and any other source as she will melt when coming into contact with it. She deserves the Presidency, haven't you heard yet? Maybe she can move to where those hard working white people she likes so much live!

And get your story straight. You have a lot of work to do and you still have the wicked witch to kill (throw the mop water! Run along the parapet, it's in the alcove by the torch!). Don't drop loose statements to impress your audience or engage the ultra stupid at Fox Noise, it's embarrassing!

I always thought that Scott McClellan could use a sound spanking. I'm up for it!

I think it was Obama defeated Hitlery at Dachau. Right?

Wow, fear much? I think its time for your Haldol!

Obama is awesome, Hillary is a puto.

Es verdad!

Ask Hillary, she's one of them. And, yes I certainly hope so. We have had enough of republicant house and senate. "Gosh, you mean collect taxes to pay for government programs and services?"

Give it to her, deny the party a chance to reconcile as a matter of fact, f@ck the party altogether. All hail the Clintons, all hail dynasty and entitlement! See? I've gotten the hang of it already!

My partner and I got married in SF the first time apparently when it wasn't legal and everybody got off easy. Now we have to do it again? That's it! I'm calling all of my relatives; "Remember when Geo and I spent a fucking fortune on travel and gifts and hotel rooms to come to all of your god damn weddings?".

Well, guess what?

Let the joyous news be spread The wicked old witch at last is dead!

She's gone where the Clintons go, below below below

Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out!

Oh well, it was fun while the race lasted right? Who knew Hillary could shoot a pistol and half-attempt to down shots of crown royal. Touching moments to be certain. She scolded, pandered, race baited, cried and lied about snipers too, god that was great!

If McCain doesn't win why I'll.. no wait! What was it again? Oh yeah grind..grind..grind..grind..grind..grind..grind..grind..

Is it June 3 yet? No?

grind..grind..grind..grind..grind..grind..grind..grind..

Is the witch dead yet? No?

grind..grind..grind..grind..

Wizard of Oz, my house, June 3, 2008.

You know once I hearsd of Blood Urea Nitrogen I could never eat a BUN again. So where's Hillary's gun toting, kitchen sink throwing fitness results? Wait an hour, the Clinton News Network is working them up right now!

Thanks for the laugh! Hilarious. Ricky Martin is cute, stupid, but cute.

And you better be nice to me.

I suppose this is kind of off topic however when I read posts such as metasailor's "correction" of ShawnWM's post or indeed lsujp's summation including the phrase but thanks to his lack of vision and boldness, not to mention certain zipper-related malfunctions, we'll never know or anything by the inimitable jeffersonian I honestly cannot stop laughing. Thank you all for the chuckles, if only I was as frequently original. Salon letters has become very entertaining lately; I guess I'm easily amused.

-bilhelm

Ferraro can study my ass. Isms are mute as this point in the primaries unless you count Geritol's isms, miserable hagism for starters! Your favorite didn't win Geritol Ferraro, deal with it or bitch about it for a millenia I don't give a shit, just keep it the fuck out of my face.

How about "shallow elitist? I thought she was the only one who didn't need to be there.

I'd do Ricky Martin any time, even if he is a Hillary supporter!

A troll's a troll. There is no appeasing a broken record, it's broken! This whole heal the party thing is bullshit, bend over backwards to a bunch of sore losers? Screw that! Vote with your conscience not for some asshat trolling Salon and attempting justify some fucked up motive. Bye Hillary, I can't wait till you're gone for good you entitled bitch.. Heal that!