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Yes indeedy, FREE SPEECH is BEING STIFLED and the RIGHT to EXPRESS ONE'S OPINION is BEING MET with BRUTAL FORCE-----WHERE HAVE WE SEEN THIS BEFORE? AH, YES! IN Hitler's NAZI-FASCIST Germany, BROUGHT LOVINGLY BACK TO LIFE with Bushland Uber Allies, Fuhrer CHIMPya W. Bush-HITLER, Reichsfuhrer Torticola DICK-less B(ugger) Cheney-HIMMLER. They're NAZI but "NICE"?????
"I AM THE KING OF AMERICA
I LIKE TO SING AND DANCE
AND IF YOU DO NOT LIKE IT
I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE PANTS!!!! or TASER YOU, or THROW YOU INTO GITMO, or THROW YOU IN JAIL AND THROW AWAY THE KEY, or HAVE YOU ASSASSINATED BY THE SECRET SERVICE, THE C.I.A., or THE NSA!!!!!"
SO RANTED KING George CHIMPya W(ilhelm) Bush-HITLER, ECHOED by his MASTER, Torticola DICK-less B(ugger-Buchenwald) Cheney-HIMMLER. A NARCISSISTIC DRY-DRUNK PSYCHOPATHIC SOCIOPATHIC MESSIANIC MADMAN like Bush is ACTUALLY WORSE THAN HITLER and AN EVIL SCHEME-SPINNING DASTARDLY ROGUE AND HEARTLESS VILE CREATURE and BUCKET OF RUSTY-BOLTS like Cheney is ACTUALLY WORSE THAN HIMMLER. THE FACT REMAINS, THOUGH THAT THEY ARE NAZIS, FASCISTS, FASCIST-NAZIS, NAZI-FASCISTS, AND BOTH SHOULD BE BROUGHT BEFORE A FIRING SQUAD LIKE Nicolae Ceausescu and Elena his wife AND SHOT, EXECUTED, LIQUIDATED FOR THE PUBLIC GOOD!!!!!
How can Senators Reid, Durbin, Harkin and Representative Murtha come on your show and face you like a MAN, Limburger, when you are HARDLY A MAN, BUT MORE LIKE AN IT, a COWARDLY, CRAVEN, LYING, "BLOATED IMBECILE"(to use the late great Peter Lorre's characterization of Sydney Greenstreet in THE MALTESE FALCON) and more like a DISEASED PUS-OOZING RABID WHALE THAT I WOULD GLADLY HARPOON AND PUT OUT OF YOUR MISERY. I'm afraid, Tim Gieve, that a STUCK PIG is too CUTE a METAPHOR for this JELLY-LIKE SHAMBLING BLOB like Rush Limburger, and yes, I am also taking into consideration HOGZILLA, that MONSTROUS HUGE PORKER who would pose a DANGER to little children, GOBBLING THEM UP LIKE A TASTY LITTLE TIDBIT. Here's a little ditty in line with "stuck pig":
RUSH'S FATHER WAS NAMED ARCHIE
HE WAS CASHIERED IN KARACHI
FOR PIG-STICKING IN QUITE THE WRONG WAY
HE SAID "OLD CHAP, I SAY,"
"THERE WILL BE THE DEVIL TO PAY
WHEN THE ADJUTANT FINDS ME WITH MY PORK-SWORD
SHEATHED IN THE SCABBARD OF ALI THE BOAR
AND NOT DEVI THE WHORE!!!!!"
I rather PREFER the metaphor of PLUNGING THE HARPOON DEEP INTO Rush's BLUBBEROUS WHALE-LIKE CARCASE and PUTTING THE QUIETUS TO THE BIG FAT WORTHLESS SLOB!!!!!
THE SHUNNING OF LARRY CRAIG
A bunch of the boys were whooping it up in the men's room;
The kid that handled men's organs was hitting a rag-time tune;
Back of the stall, in a solo hand, sat Dangerous Larry Craig,
And watching his "luck" was his light-o'-love, the boy who SITS IN THE LOO.
When out of the night, which was fifty below, and into the piss and muck,
There stumbled a MINOR fresh from the bars, dog-dirty, and looking for something to suck.
He looked like a man with a foot in the grave and scarcely the strength of a louse,
Yet he saw Larry's leg tap its little beat and his finger gesture for fun in the outhouse.
----THE MIDDLE PART IS UNINTERESTING----
Then Larry ducked his head and the lights went out, and two doors slammed in the loo;
And a boy SCREAMED, and the lights went up, and two men STOOD STIFF and STARK.
HANDCUFFED and SHAMED, HIS FACE ALL RED, stood Dangerous Larry Craig,
While the MINOR from the bars stood CLUTCHING the CHEEKS of the boy who sat in the LOO.
These are the simple facts of the case, and I guess I ought to know.
They say the stranger was a COPPER, and I'm not denying its so.
I'm not so wise as the lawyer guys, but strictly between us two---
The boy that kissed Larry---and got PINCHED and POKED---was the BOY who sat in the LOO!!!!!
Glenn Greenwald has offered his weekly smorgasboard of spicy tidbits about the FUTILE ANTICS of the repugnicant-repubs. Owlish and FOOLISH David Brooks looks even SADDER than ever on THE NEWS HOUR with Jim Lehrer with his mealy-mouthed MEA CULPAS for Bushland Uber Allies, as well as the SHRILL Goebbels-DEMAGOGUERY of O'LIE-lly, Levin, Malkin, Bruce, Limburger, Goldberg, Podhoretz, the unctuous lizard-lipped, CRIMINALLY FLAWED, SMUG HYPOCRISY of a Frum, the INSANE RANTINGS on bombing Iran by the ADULTEROUS CRIMINAL Giuliani, pasty-faced flip-flopping SCHIZOID MADMAN McPAIN, weepy-wimpy THREE-FACED TURNCOAT, UNPRINCIPLED OPPORTUNIST and ZIONIST MADMAN Joe LIE-berman; ALL of these events SPELL DOOM and CERTAIN EXTINCTION for the repugnant-repub fudge-pachyderms, and can be summed up in the terse formula G.O.P. = R.I.P.!!!!! "Alas, Poor CHIMPya, I knew him well.....He WAS a fellow of INFINITE MENDACITY, ARROGANCE, INTRANSIGENCE, KNAVERY and FOOLISHNESS, with EMPHASIS on FOOL!!!!!"