So said THE SCARECROW OF Mitt ROMNEY MARSH, as he dipped into his capacious piggy-bank of ILL-GOTTEN GAINS and FILTHY LUCRE! This well-heeled fugitive from a corn-patch has been FLASHING his SIMOLEONS around, having dug his CLAMS for a SHAMELESS DISPLAY of LOLLY-GAGGING his LOLLY and gathering his CABBAGE, KALE and LETTUCE then moving on and kneading his DOUGH to make some BREAD and adding some SUGAR to make everything sweet. Not one to SCRATCH his exquisitely coiffed HEAD(TOO BAD THERE'S NOTHING INSIDE IT), Romney ROOTS for LOOT and like the good little MORMON-CRICKET(a SERIOUS AGRICULTURAL PEST and TRAFFIC HAZARD) he is, he strives to use his WHOLE KIT and CA-BOODLE to trade WAMPUM to Native Americans and SHEKELS to Jewish Americans in order to gain the presidency. Being a fellow with MUCHO DINERO, he SHAMELESSLY FLAUNTS his PELF and VOMITS out MONEY MONEY MONEY from his HORNY HORN OF PLENTY----TOO BAD Romney HAS NO BRAIN IN HIS MISBEGOTTEN FOOL HEAD TO BACK UP HIS EMPTY WORDS WITH INTEGRITY AND TRUTHFULNESS, TWO VALUES HE DEFINITELY DOES NOT POSSESS, THINKING HE CAN "BUY" THE PRESIDENCY OF THE UNITED STATES WITH HIS DOLLARS; NOT BAD HE HAS NO COMMON CENTS, Sorry, SENSE TO REALIZE HIS FOLLY!!!!!

So the POT calls the KETTLE BLACK, EH? How FUNNY, LAUGHING OUT LOUD, is a KNOWN GOEBBELS-MOUTHPIECE of Bushland Uber Allies like fox news SPEWING out their HATEFUL PROPAGANDA and calling others "Nazi" and "Hitler" when their FABULOUS Fuhrer CHIMPya W. Bush and Reichsfuhrer Torticola DICK-less B. Cheney welcome fox news into their fold at Bushland Uber Allies? Could it be that the Jewish groups are ALL ALLIED with the Right and share their VIEWS as well. as do Joe LIE-berman and Dianne FEIN-stein? Have the Jewish groups BECOME what they HATED and DESPISED the MOST in this WORLD? The Jewish Groups HAVE MET THE ENEMY AND THEY ARE IT!!!!! OY VAY, OY GEVALT!!!!!

What the rightwing nut case in Tom Tomorrow's cartoon needs is a SWIFT RIGHT CROSS in his GRINNING EVIL FACE, SMASHING HIS SMIRKING FACE IN, followed by a HARD LEFT UPPERCUT, POW! RIGHT IN THE LABONZA, then A KNEE IN THE GROIN, AND KICKING HIS HEAD WHEN HE'S WRITHING ON THE GROUND IN AGONY!!!!! Now, replace the face of the GENERIC rightwing nut case in Tom's cartoon with that of Pat Buchanan, William Kristol, Brit Hume, Ann Coulter, Bill O'LIE-lly, Melanie Morgan, Rush Limburger, Rusty Humphries, Karl Rove(GONE but not forgotten), ANY repugnicant-repub fudge-pachyderm who SUPPORTS Bushland Uber Allies----THAT makes me feel a HELL of a LOT BETTER!!!!!

TOUCHE, Glenn Greenwald, you got that IMPOSTER, POSEUR and LYING SACK OF OFFAL Groenhagen right smack dab in his EVIL LITTLE BLACK LUMP OF COAL in his chest, i.e., where a NORMAL HUMAN BEING's HEART should be!!!!! Well Done, Sir!

Mitt SCARECROW of Romney Marsh, COWARDLY LION Pasty-faced Flip-flopping schizoid madman John McPAIN, MUMMY DEAREST Fred Many Screws Loose Thompson and TIN-MAN Adulterous Cross-dressing Criminal Rudy Giuliani are all OFF in the COMMON SENSE and BRAINS departments, that is! These four JOKERS couldn't DEFEND a Texas Hold 'Em hand consisting of a ROYAL FLUSH, let alone OUR COUNTRY, and ALL FOUR of these DETESTABLE, LYING repugnicant-repubs and fudge-pachyderms should be FLUSHED DOWN THE CRAPPER INSTEAD! Giuliani says he can DEFEAT Hillary--that is a FIGMENT of his WARPED ADULTEROUS IMAGINATION, the only thing he could BEAT were three ROTTEN EGGS(Romney, McPain, and Thompson) STINKING TO HIGH HELL IN A CRACKED BOWL!!!!! EVEN THEN, ONE OF THOSE ROTTEN EGGS MIGHT WHIP Giuliani GOOD!!!!! G.O.P. = R.I.P., and the sooner Hillary or whoever ends up as Democratic candidate for President in 2008 STRESSES THIS FORMULA OF G.O.P. = R.I.P., CONSTANTLY and ENDLESSLY, the BETTER OFF THE 2008 ELECTION RESULTS WILL BE! HAMMER THIS INTO EVERYONE'S MINDS, ESPECIALLY THOSE OF THE repugnicant-repub fudge-pachyderms SO THEY REALIZE THE FOLLY OF RUNNING IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!

Yes, Larry Craig, the Democrats want you to STAY so you can FURTHER DEEP-SIX your elephantine repugnicant-repub herd of fudge-pachyderms and BESMIRCH the already FILTHY G.O.P. You are doing them a FAVOUR, you SILLY GOOSE Craig, and INJURING your own party. AH YES, was it not Oscar Wilde who said so fittingly, "Yet each man kills the thing he loves" in THE BALLAD OF READING GAOL? So, Larry Larry, you are KILLING your own herd and must DERIVE some PERVERSE SATISFACTION at watching CREEPS like Mitch McConnell and his FELLOW-TRAVELLING repugnicant-repubs SQUIRM like some VERMIN MAGGOTS in a RED-HOT IRON SKILLET at your INTRANSIGENCE and STUBBORN REFUSAL TO DO THE RIGHT THING and RESIGN YOUR OFFICE, while Democrats CLAP SO HARD, THEIR PALMS ARE RED FROM IT!!!!!

Sam Brownback better hope his SKELETONS in his CLOSET DON'T GET RATTLED BY SOMEONE out for Brownback's SCALP! I don't like or want to have Craig or Vitter around either, but the Democrats are hoping both of them STICK AROUND like CLINGING TURDS BESMIRCHING the repugnicant-repub fudge-pachyderms EVEN MORE and DRAGGING the G.O.P. down with them to their WELL-DESERVED OBLIVION!!!!! What a LAUGH, seeing repugnicant-repubs ASSAILING ONE ANOTHER----PASS THE POPCORN, GUYS, IT'S TIME FOR ROUND TWO, or IS THAT A "NUMBER TWO" SMEARED RIGHT IN THEIR SAPPY FACES?????

TALK ABOUT THE POTS CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK!!!!! IT IS A WELL-KNOWN AND USED TACTIC BY FASCIST-NAZI, NAZI-FASCIST PROPAGANDISTS like Bill O'LIE-lly, Mark Levin, Tammy Bruce, Michelle Malkin and Jonah Goldberg to PAINT THEIR OPPOSITION AS WHAT THEY THEMSELVES ARE IN REALITY---NAZI-FASCISTS and FASCIST-NAZIS who SPOUT THEIR VENOMOUS LIES and TWISTED PROPAGANDA and ACT ALL HIGH and MIGHTY and BEYOND REPROACH!!!!! O'LIE-lly, Levin, Bruce, Malkin and Goldberg ARE THE NAZI-FASCISTS, FASCIST-NAZIS, LITTLE BROWNSHIRTS WHO ARE "CHUST FOLLOWING ORDERS LIKE A GOOD LITTLE NAZI-FASCIST, FASCIST-NAZI" AT THE BEHEST OF Bushland Uber Allies and DER FUHRER CHIMPya W(ilhelm) Bush-HITLER and REICHSFUHRER Torticola DICK-less B(uchenwald-Bugger) Cheney-HIMMLER!!!!!