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that RACIST RED-NECK WHITE TRAILER-TRASH CRACKER SLUM,
alexander SHOULD HAVE A FLAGPOLE SHOVED UP his BUM!!!!!
BEING THE SIMPERING COWARDLY FAG THAT he IS,
lamar WOULD BE BEGGING ON his KNEES FOR MORE! TIS
his NATURAL QUEER BENT, THE ROTTEN repuke SCUM!!!!!
HAH!!!!!
(^vv^)V I'M WARNING, NAY, TELLING you TO yer UGLY SHIT-FACE lamar, you NO-ACCOUNT WALKING SKID-MARK AND VOMIT BAG, JUST THE FACT THAT you MENTIONED AN "ENEMIES' LIST" SHOWS THAT you HAVE A GUILTY CONSCIENCE AND ARE TRYING TO COVER THINGS UP, you SHEEP-FUCKING MENTALLY DEFICIENT southern GOTHIC THROWBACK!!!!!
YES. FISTULAS ARE A "PAIN IN THE ASS,"
THAT HURT EVEN WHEN YOU PASS FART GAS!
FOR THAT REASON THEY ARE THE SAME
AS G.O.P. repukes WHO LIKE TO BLAME
EVERYONE BUT themselves EN MASSE!!!!!
HAH!!!!!
(^vv^)V FANGS FOR THE MEMORIES, THOUGH I WOULDN'T DEIGN TO SOIL ME PRISTINE FANGS WITH THE FILTH THAT RUNS THROUGH THE VEINS OF G(rotesque) O(bstructionist) P(ederast) repuke fudge-pachyderms!!!!!
WHEN YOU SAY voight WAS GOOD IN "MIDNIGHT COWBOW,"
YOU ARE REFERRING OF COURSE TO HIS BEING A BOY-TOY!
ALL voight IS GOOD FOR IS TO TAKE IT UP his repuke ASS,
WHILE larry craig, karl rove, CHIMPya bush, etc. LINE UP FAST
TO WIPE voight's KIDNEYS WITH their RODS, HOO-BOY!!!!!
HAH!!!!!
(^vv^)V AND LET US NOT FORGET "DELIVERANCE," IT SEEMS voight IS INDEED THE BUTT-BOY "DARLING" OF repuke fudge-pachyderms OF THE EXCREABLE G(rotesque) O(bstructionist) P(ederasts)!!!!!
EVERYTHING sarah FALIN'-palin WRITES IS A GODDAMNED LIE,
INCLUDING "AND," "THE," AND THE UBIQUITOUS "I"!
IT'S SUCH A DELIGHT TO SEE THAT SWEET YOUNG STUD,
LEVI JOHNSTON BITCH-SLAP BITCH palin WITH A THUD,
NOW IF ONLY palin WOULD CRAWL UP IN A CORNER AND DIE!!!!!
HAH!!!!!
(^vv^)V AND TAKE THAT LYING WORTHLESS repuke C-U-N-T LAPPING BITCH linda C-U-N-Ting lingle WITH YOU TO HELL, sarah!!!!!
LI-ST-EN TO THEM, THEY ARE THE CHIL-DREN OF THE NIGHT,
DO YA WANNA BE SCARED OUT OF YER WITS WITH A TERRIBLE FRIGHT?
BY A SKELETAL REVENANT WITH FOUL DEADLY RANK BREATH,
OR A HANDSOME SHADE SEEMINGLY UNTOUCHED BY ROT OF DEATH!
WHICHEVER WAY IT BITES, OUT GOES YOUR LIFE CANDLE'S LIGHT!!!!!
HEE HEE HEE!!!!!
(^vv^)V EVEN VAMPYRES LIKE MYSELF CHOOSE WHO OR WHAT IS WORTH BITING AS IN THE CASE OF repukes, who ARE INVARIABLY FULL OF ROTTEN SHIT AND DRECK THAT F-U-C-K-S UP A VAMPYRE'S CLEAN FANGS!!!!!
JAMES FRANCO IS AN ORIGINAL INDEED!
HE IS NOT YOUR AVERAGE HOLLYWOOD WEED!
HIS HANDSOME FACE AND KILLER BOD
ARE SECOND TO HIS TALENT, BY GOD!
AND MORE LIKE THIS STUD WE DESPERATELY NEED!!!!!
YEAH!!!!!
(^vv^)V NOW JAMES IS A DISH I WOULD LOVE TO SINK MY FANGS INTO!!!!!
TIME TO WHIP OUT ME TRUSTY GLEAMING FANGS,
FOR I FEEL THE UNCONTROLLABLE URGES AND PANGS
OF ME RISING BLOODLUST THIRST
THAT MUST BE QUENCHED FIRST
BY FANGING NAYSAYERS right OR left, THANKS!
HAH!!!!!
(^vv^)V AS EDITOR WALSH SO CLEARLY AND LOGICALLY OPINED, AND AS I VICIOUSLY BITE BOTH repukes AND Defeat-O-Crats, "PUT UP[yer solutions]OR SHUT THE F-U-C-K-I-N-G HELL UP!" THAT MEANS youse, DRECK-beck, DICK-less B(ugger) cheney, FAILIN'-palin, LUSH RimBugger, all the Reich-wing repukes!
THE GOOD SALESMAN, MR. FRANCIS LAM,
IS ONE WHO CAN SELL muslims HAM!!!!!
OR CHILLY ESKIMO PIES TO ESKIMOS,
OR KLEENEX TO THOSE WITHOUT A NOSE!
AND TO VEGETARIANS, A CASE OF SPAM!!!!
HAH!!!!!
(^vv^)V EVERYONE'S GOT TO MAKE A LIVING, FRANCIS, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF LOATHESOME PARASITES LIKE bernard madoff AND his ILK, WHO SHOULD BE EXSANGUINATED, BLED DRY; I PASS ON SUCH INHUMAN DRECK, LET THE VERMIN NOSFERATU HAVE THEIR WAY WITH THE SCUM!!!!!