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Friday, June 26, 2009 12:19 AM

WHY AM I NOT MOVED BY his CROCODILIAN TEARS?????

WHY AM I NOT MOVED IN THE LEAST BY repuke mark sanford's MISERABLE MEA-CULPA CROCODILIAN TEARS?

OR REFUSAL TO "REALLY TAKE RESPONSIBLITY" BY RESIGNING his OFFICE AMID WELL-DESERVED CRITICS' JEERS?

AS IT WAS WRIT IN "THE BIBLE" BY LEARNED AND GREAT PROPHETS OH SO WISE,

"JUDAS WENT AND HANGED HIMSELF!" GO THOU, sanford AND DO LIKEWISE!!!!!!

OR you COULD ALWAYS CHANGE YOUR LIFESTYLE AND WITH larry craig LIVE AS UNREPENTANT DASTARDLY repuke QUEERS!!!!!

HAH!!!!!

(^0^)v HURRY UP AND QUIT, RESIGN, GIVE UP yer UNDESERVED GOVERNORSHIP, sanford! Maria Belen Chapur IS WAITING FOR you TO JOIN HER IN ARGENTINA! "DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA," "I JUST MET A GIRL CALLED MARIA" EVITA & WEST SIDE STORY, IT JUST DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS, EH STUPID ASS-HOLIER-THAN-THOU repuke mark sanford??????????????????????????????

HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-----HAH!

Saturday, June 27, 2009 04:29 PM

NEED I SAY MORE????? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TO sanford A SIMPLE MESSAGE, QUIT-QUIT-QUIT-QUIT-QUIT!!!!!

you ASININE, HYPOCRITICAL, Reich-wing repuke S-H-I-T!!!!!

IF you REALLY WANT TO REPENT AND TAKE RESPONSIBLITY,

RESIGN your UNDESERVED GOVERNORSHIP WITH ALACRITY!!!!!

THEN SHAVE yer FAT-HEAD AND BECOME A TRAPPIST MONK, ya NIT-WIT!

HAH!!!!!

(^0^)V YOU CAN EXPECT DAILY TIDBITS LIKE THIS FROM ME UNTIL ya RESIGN yer GOVERNORSHIP, ya WORTHLESS repug-rethug-reslug-repuke fudge-pachyderm OF THE G.rotesque O.bstructionist P.ederasts!

Sunday, June 28, 2009 02:56 PM

NEED YOU ASK??????

AS THE CHOICE WAS GIVEN TO SOCRATES TO DRINK,

THE BITTER CUP OF HEMLOCK OR TO BEAR THE STINK

OF EATING A WAGONLOAD OF POISONOUS SMELLY S-H-I-T,

A QUICK FATAL DRAUGHT OR CHOKING ON DOO-DOO BIT BY BIT,

ASSWIPE sanford CHOSE THE LATTER, THE HYPOCRITE RAT-FINK!!!!!

HAH!!!!!

(^0^)V HOPE you ENJOY YOUR WAGONLOAD-FULL, sanford, I JUST TOOK A HUMUNGOUS SMELLY THREE-BOWLS FULL DUMP ATOP THAT LOAD AND BELIEVE you ME, you WON'T SURVIVE AFTER EATING THAT! TAKE THE HEMLOCK OF QUITTING THE GOVERNORSHIP RIGHT NOW AND SAVE your MISERABLE WORTHLESS self THE PAIN OF CHOKING ON ALL THAT DOO-DOO!!!! WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO!!!!!!

Wednesday, July 1, 2009 04:31 PM

WE HATE TO SEE you, sanford, GO!!!!!

FARK sanford, WE HATE TO SEE you, GO!!!!!

WE HATE TO SEE you, DON'TCHA KNOW?????

your MISERABLE HYPOCRITE repuke S-H-I-T BESMIRCHED FACE

IS HARDLY THE EMPITOME, RATHER IS THE NADIR OF GRACE!!!!!

SO CUT OFF yer EAR AND SHOOT yerself IN THE CHEST, GO MAN VAN GOGH!!!!!

HAH!!!!!

(^0^)V sanford HAS NEITHER THE INTESTINAL FORTITUDE(GUTS) NOR THE DEDICATION AND HONESTY TO DO THE RIGHT THING AND RESIGN THE GOVERNORSHIP AND HIS POLITICAL CAREER OR DO himself IN, WHICH IS THE REAL MAN'S WAY OUT! BUT THEN sanford IS A LILY-LIVERED UNSCRUPULOUS LYING repug-rethug-reslug-repuke fudge-pachyderm of the G.rotesque O.bstructionist P.ederast party, SO I'M AFRAID WE CAN NOT EXPECT THE PROPER ACTS OF CONTRITION FROM SUCH A WORTHLESS S-H-I-T HEEL LIKE mark sanford!!!!!

Saturday, July 4, 2009 08:26 PM

DO TELL?????

"BIG FAT IDIOT" IS SUCH A MILD PHRASE FOR RIM-bugger THE LUSH,

he AND HIS MANIACAL repug COHORTS SHOULD PERMANENTLY SHUSH!!!!!

AS ARCHIE BUNKER SAID MOST TRENCHANTLY, "STIFLE!"

I WOULD TO "STIFLE" ALL OF them repugs WHO TRIFLE

WITH THE "DEMOCRATIC PROCESS" AND SMASH their FAT HEADS INTO MUSH!!!!!

HAH!!!!!

(^0^)V GO AND BUGGER yerselves, RIM-bugger AND repugs WHO CAST ASPERSIONS ON SENATOR-ELECT AL FRANKEN!!!!! AND DON'T FORGET TO WIPE yer STINKING SPOOR UP AFTERWARDS!!!!!

Saturday, July 4, 2009 08:41 PM

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! I NEEDED A GOOD LAUGH!!!!!

SO Falin'-palin HAS RESIGNED, YOU SAY?

BOY, EDITOR JOAN WALSH, YOU REALLY MADE MY DAY!!!!!

I GUESS sarah FIGURED she's BETTER GET GOING

WHILE THE GETTING WAS GOOD, AND KNOWING

THE HELL she WOULD BE DRAGGED THROUGH FOR HER HIGH CRIMES, HIP-HIP-HOORAY!!!!!

HAH!!!!!

(^0^)V you're NEXT, linda C-U-N-T-ing lingle OF HAWAII!!!!! WASH yer SCRAWNY jew NECK AND PREPARE TO RECEIVE MY SWORD OF JUSTICE ALONG WITH mark sanford&SON THE UNREPENTANT HYPOCRITE ADULTEROUS SON-OF-A-WHORE!!!!! OPEN SEASON ON repug-governors FOLKS!!!!!

Sunday, July 5, 2009 03:23 PM

TYPICAL HYPOCRITICAL Reich-wing repuke CRY-BABY FLAILING!!!!!

SCREAM, CRY, HOLLER, WAIL, BITCH-BITCH-BITCH AND HYPOCRITICALLY COMPLAIN!!!!!

THE Reich-wing RESPONSE TO TRUTH AND FACTS DROPPETH LIKE ACID-FILLED CORROSIVE RAIN!!!!!

LIKE THE MURDEROUS PUNK CHILD WHO KILLED BOTH HIS PARENTS FOR THRILLS AND FUN,

THEN PLEADED WITH THE JUDGE FOR LENIENCY ON THE GROUNDS THAT HE WAS NOW AN ORPHAN,

Falin'-palin SHOULD TAKE A GOOD LOOK IN THE MIRROR,* THEN she'll KNOW whom TO BLAME FOR her PAIN!!!!!

*-and HOPE it doesn't CRACK from the HORRIBLE SIGHT!!!!!

HAH!!!!!

(^0^)V these F-U-C-K-I-N-G HYPOCRITICAL repug-repuke fudge-pachyderms MAKE IT TOO DAMNED EASY!!!!!

Tuesday, July 7, 2009 10:03 AM

randall terry, A USELESS POLYP UP THE ANUS OF AMERICA TO BE REMOVED!!!!!

randall terry, I'M TELLING you RIGHT NOW, STRAIGHT IN yer MISGUIDED SAPPY FACE,

THAT SOME "IT'S ALIVE," "BASKET CASE," AND "BAD SEED" BABIES DON'T BELONG IN THE HUMAN RACE!

IF I KNEW WHERE AND WHEN A HITLER, STALIN, MAO, KIM, murderous criminal/psychopath OR A randall terry WOULD BE BORN,

I WOULD BRING MY HUNGRY RAT ON A STRING OR A TRUSTY RUSTY COAT-HANGER STUDDED WITH RAZOR-SHARP THORN!!!!!

AND DESPATCH THE PERNICIOUS LITTLE GERM TO "WHERE THE WOODBINE TWINETH,"* PUT INTO ITS PROPER PLACE!!!!!

*-the OTHER world of DEATH!

HAH!!!!!

(^0^)V ALL ANTI-ABORTIONISTS AND RIGHT-TO-LIFERS SHOULD BE ABORTED AT BIRTH!!!!!

Tuesday, July 7, 2009 10:19 AM

WHIPPING A DEAD HORSE IS STILL IN VOGUE, OR IS THAT VANITY FAIR?????

ALAS, POOR STRANGE robert STRANGE mcnamara, I KNEW HIM QUITE WELL!

A FOOLISH STUPID EUNUCH who THOUGHT his OWN STINKING SHIT DIDN'T SMELL!

LIKE THE TALENTLESS SELF-IMPORTANT ACTOR WHO STRUTS UPON THE STAGE,

IS PELTED WITH ROTTEN VEGETABLES AND THE AUDIENCE'S VENTED RAGE,

THEN SCREAMS "HEY, TAKE IT EASY, I DIDN'T WRITE THE SCENARIO FOR THIS SHIT-PLAY 'VIETNAM!'" DO TELL!

HAH!!!!!

(^0^)V mcnamara IS IN HELL NOW, BEING JABBED BY SATAN'S TRIDENT ALONG WITH J.F.K., L.B.J., nixon, AND OTHER MISCREANTS!!!!!

Saturday, August 8, 2009 10:15 PM
Original article: Are they "Hung"?

AS THE LATE GREAT BARBARA STANWYCK SAID TO A COLLEAGUE WITH A MALE ESCORT,

"TELL ME DEAR," SAID STANY(Barbara Stanwyck*) WITH VENOMOUS GLEE,

"IS THE F-U-C-K-I-N-G YOU'RE GETTING WORTH THE F-U-C-K-I-N-G YOU'RE GETTING," TEE-HEE?

"HE SEEMS TOO WELL PAID,"

"FOR THE ONE GETTING LAID,"

"PERHAPS YOU SHOULD TAKE A STRAP-ON TO HIM AND MAKE HIM BEND OVER, SEE?"

HAH!!!!!

*By the way, Stanwyck was a Bull-Dyke, a Lesbian who of course was married to the VERY Gay Robert Taylor! Babs really let her REAL self shine through in Edward Dmytryk's WALK ON THE WILD SIDE in which she portrays a vicious lesbian who has the hots for Capucine(Germaine Lefevbre, who was a MAN in real life, just ask the late Japanese actor Tetsuro Tanba of YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE fame who tried to "have his way with HER," much to his nasty surprise!)

(^0^)V THE MAJORITY OF "MALE ESCORTS" PREFER SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH MEN, BEING 99% GAY OR BI-, AND WILL GLADLY BEND OVER FOR THE RIGHT PRICE!!!!!

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