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Tuesday, May 5, 2009 02:41 PM

sessions? JUST ANOTHER repug-rethug-reslug-repuke fudge-pachyderm FOR THE MANTLE!

jeff sessions, WHITE-TRASH REDNECK CRACKER G.O.P. SCUM,

IS AS MEANINGFUL AS RANCID, ROTTING USED CHEWING-GUM!!!!!

his elephantine FAT HEAD BELONGS TAXIDERMIED AND STUFFED ON A HUGE PLAQUE,

ALONG WITH his G.O.P. COLLEAGUES, I'M NOT CUTTING them ANY SLACK!!!!!

ALL LINED UP SIDE TO SIDE ABOVE ME FIREPLACE MANTLE, HO-HUM!

HAH!!!!!

(^0^)V AN elephant GUN WORKS WONDERS IN CLEARING UP OBSTRUCTIONIST repuke OPPOSITION!!!!! DOUBLE HAH!!!!!

Tuesday, May 5, 2009 03:17 PM

ANY SUGGESTIONS ON HOW TO "NICELY" GIFT-WRAP UP A HUGE STINKING TURD?????

"DO AS I SAY AND NOT AS I DO," IS jane HAR-harman's CREDO SO TRUE!

AS AN AWARD I WILL SEND her A NICE, JUICY, MALODOROUS B.M., aka DOO-DOO!!!!!

TO "REWARD" her FOR her HIDEOUS TREASONOUS HYPOCRISY SO BLATANTLY RANK,

WITH WHICH this bush ANUS-LICKER LAUGHS ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK!!!!!!

HAR-harman WILL GET her COMEUPPANCE SOON BY BEING STRUCK DOWN BY A BOLT FROM THE BLUE!!!!!

HAH!!!!!

(^0^)V WITH DEFEAT-O-CRATS LIKE jane HAR-harman AND her "buddy" dianne FINK-stein, WHO NEEDS THE G.O.P., OR AN ENEMA, FOR THAT MATTER?????

Tuesday, May 5, 2009 03:54 PM

PARDON ME WHILST I PUKE MY GUTS OUT! BLEARGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

THE "BEST AND THE BRIGHTEST?" SURELY these BLATHERING NINCOMPOOP NIMRODS JEST!

ARE these "TALENTED" POTENTIAL BUDDING Reich-wing SCUM To BE TREATED WITH KID GLOVES, UNLIKE THE REST?????

REMEMBER, THE BEST STEEL GOES THROUGH THE FIRE!!!!!

these SCUM ARE MORE "STEAL" THAN STEEL, HOW DIRE!!!!!

AND SHOULD INSTEAD BE DALEK* "EXTERMINATED!!!!!!" AS A NOXIOUS USELESS PEST!!!!!

HAH!!!!!

*-with APOLOGIES to DR. WHO!!!!!

(^0^)V PUT THAT IN YER CRACK-PIPES, charlie MAD KRAUT-sausage SUCKING hammer-HEAD, victor davis RUN-DOWN-HANSOM-cab, & OTHER Reich-wing APOLOGISTS & bush-era ANUS-KISSING repug-rethug-reslug-repuke PSYCHOBABBLING BOMBASTIC IGNORAMUS broder-RELATED MSM SCUM WALKING SKID-MARKS!!!!! WHEW!!!!!

Wednesday, May 6, 2009 02:06 PM

THE INEXORABLE WHEEL OF KARMA WILL CRUSH BOTH AB-norm-AL cole-SLAW-man & SPECTRE-specter!!!!!

TWO F-U-C-K-I-N-G STUPID DEAD DUCKS IN A ROW!

THAT'S cole-SLAW-man & SPECTRE-specter, HO! HO! HO!!!!!

GIVE IT UP AB-norm-AL cole-SLAW-man, you're THROUGH!!!!!

your TRASHING TANTRUMS WILL AVAIL you NAUGHT! HOO HOO HOO!!!!!

SPECTRE-specter WILL JOIN you IN HELL WHERE you BOTH WILL GO!!!

HAH!!!!!!

(^0^)V MAY BOTH AB-norm-AL cole-SLAW-man & SPECTRE-specter BE RUN OVER BY A 10-TON LORRY(TRUCK)!!!!!

Wednesday, May 6, 2009 02:44 PM

joe THE PLUMBER'S HELPER! WE KNOW WHERE his FAT HEAD'S BEEN!!!!!

joe THE PLUMBER IS SUCH A BENIGHTED STUPID CLUELESS BIGOTED BOMBASTIC IGNORAMUS CLOD,

he THINKS THAT ALL GAYS IN GENERAL HAVE A BURNING DESIRE his CHILDREN TO SOD!!!!!

joe WON'T LET "QUEERS" NEAR his BROOD OF FILTHY IN-BRED WEB-FINGERED WHELPS,

AND WON'T EVEN LET THEM WATCH "THE GAY FALCON*" ON TCM, DOES he THINK THAT HELPS?????

BETTER joe SHOULD GET his "PLUMBER'S HELPER" FAT-PLUNGER-HEAD OUT OF THE TOILET, BY GOD!!!!!

*-"GAY" in this sense meaning "cheery, bright & pleasant." THE GAY FALCON based on the novel by Michael Arlen and the cinematic adaptation starring the late great George Sanders as THE FALCON, P.I. extraordinary! THE FALCON'S name by the way, is Gay Lawrence, i.e., "the cheery, bright and pleasant Mr. Gay Lawrence," AKA THE FALCON!

HAH!!!!!

(^0^)V joe THE PLUMBER'S HELPER NEEDS A LOT OF PSYCHIATRIC HELP!!!!!

Saturday, May 9, 2009 01:20 PM

"WELL! IF THAT'S THE KIND OF FOOD FIGHT IT'S GOING TO BE, I'LL JUST STICK MY DICK INTO THE MASHED POTATOES!!!!!"

BOMBASTIC IGNORAMUS IMBECILE Reich-wing G.O.P. repug-rethug-reslug-repuke fudge-pachyderms, GIVE IT A REST!

YOUR ASININE BENIGHTED CONDIMENT-COMMENTS ARE A PAIN IN AMERICA'S ASS, AND MORE THAN GROUND TERMITES, A NOXIOUS PEST!!!!!

IF YOU'RE GOING TO PERSIST IN YOUR INANE PATTER,

I WILL SERVE YOU MY SPECIALTY ON A ROYAL DOULTON PLATTER!!!!!

OF MY SMEGMA(COCK-CHEESE) SEASONED MASHED POTATOES, THAT MAKE THEM REALLY HAVE A "TASTE" THAT IS THE BEST!!!!!

HAH!!!!!

(^0^)V PARTY-HEARTY, repukes!!!!! "EAT THIS, IS IT NOT NICE?????" HAR-HAR-HAR-HAR-HAR!!!!!

Saturday, May 9, 2009 01:44 PM

OR AS THE LATE GREAT Deng Xiaoping OF CHINA SAID.....

OR AS THE LATE, GREAT Deng Xiaoping OF CHINA SAID WITH SAGACITY BOTH THOUGHTFUL AND WISE,

"I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A WHITE CAT OR A BLACK CAT. IT'S A GOOD CAT SO LONG AS IT CATCHES MICE."

TAKE THOSE WORDS OF WISDOM TO HEART, sean IN-SANITY hannity,

STOP PUFFING UP your WORTHLESS SELF & your FUTILE VANITY!!!!!

AND LEARN TO BE MORE PRODUCTIVE IN LIFE THAN PUKING OUT your PSYCHOBABBLING NONSENSE LIKE MAGGOTY RICE!!!!!

HAH!!!!!

(^0^)V HEE! HEE! HEE!!!!!

Thursday, May 14, 2009 04:23 PM
Original article: Cheney lives on

TORTICOLA DICK-less B(ugger) INSANEY-cheney!

TORTICOLA DICK-less B(ugger) INSANEY-cheney THE PSYCHOBABBLING BOMBASTIC IGNORAMUS IMBECILE WALKING BUCKET OF RUSTY BOLTS,

IS SEVERAL NOTCHES ABOVE AND BEYOND THE KEN OF MERE FLUNKEY Reich-wing repug-rethug-reslug-repuke fudge-pachyderm DOLTS!

THOUGH IT SEEMS cheney WILL GO ON AND ON FOREVER,

IT IS INDEED A WISE THING NEVER TO SAY NEVER!!!!!

AS FATE TIGHTENS ITS INEXORABLE GRIP ON cheney's LITTLE BLACK COAL-LUMP HEART AND BRINGS FORTH his DEATH-RATTLES WITH MERCILESS JOLTS!!!!!

HAH!!!!!

(^0^)V you're DONE, cheney, IN A SHORT WHILE, DEATH WILL WISK YOUR WORTHLESS HOLLOW SOUL(he actually HAS one?)AWAY AND LEAVE THE EARTH A BETTER PLACE FOR YOUR JOYFUL(for the REST of us!) PASSING!!!!! CURSES ON you AND your PERNICIOUS MINIONS!!!!!

Thursday, May 21, 2009 03:11 PM

THAT'S FINE, BUT I HAVE ALREADY RENAMED THE G.O.P.!!!!!

repug-rethug-reslug-repuke fudge-pachyderms IS THEIR PROPER NAME,

AND FOR THIS they HAVE NOBODY BUT their own WORTHLESS selves TO BLAME!!!!!

BY ACTING LIKE TRAITOROUS COWARDLY FOOLS,

WHO SIT STUPIDLY BY AND PLAY WITH their TOOLS,

they DESERVE THE SOBRIQUET fudge-pachyderm & repug-rethug-reslug-repukes, ONE AND THE SAME!!!!!

HAH!!!!!

(^0^)V GET READY FOR BOTH BARRELS EMPTIED INTO yer FAT HEADS, repukes!!!!!

Saturday, May 23, 2009 01:24 PM
Original article: Another round for democracy

A WAR-CRIMINAL BY ANY OTHER NAME, WOULD SMELL AS FETID!!!!!

AH YES, AMERICA IS INDEED THE LAND OF THE FREE AND "THE GREAT"

WHEN WE LET WAR-CRIMINALS LIKE cheney TO SPEW OUT their HATE!

cheney IS NOT LONG FOR THIS WORLD, THE MISERABLE OLD F-U-C-K!

his GOOSE IS COOKED, cheney'll SOON BE A DEAD PLUCKED DUCK!!!!!

AS his TITANIUM HEART-SPROCKET SPROINGS OUT OF his PASTY FLABBY CHEST AND his TITLE BECOMES "THE LATE"!!!!!

HAH!!!!!

(^0^)V MAY YOU SOON DIE A MISERABLE DEATH cheney, YOU UNREPENTANT BLACKGUARD WAR-CRIMINAL MURDERING COWARDLY SCUM!!!!!

Wednesday, May 27, 2009 09:15 PM

Me on buchanan: "Don't Look Now, pat, Yer Pea-Brain Jest Rolled Out Of Yer Tin-Ear!!!!!"

"NOT THAT INTELLIGENT?" HEY, buchanan YOU HORSE'S ASS,

SHUT yer YAP-TRAP THAT CONSTANTLY EMITS POISON GAS!!!!!

BOMBASTIC IGNORAMUSES, PSYCHOBABBLING IMBECILES LIKE YOUSE,

ARE WORSE PARASITE PESTS THAN A TYPHUS-CARRYING LOUSE!!!!!

SO GO JUMP IN THE POTOMAC AND DROWN, pat, DROWN! WITH OTHER repukes EN MASSE!!!!!

HAH!!!!!

(^0^)V DEATH TO ALL repug-reslug-rethug-repuke fudge-pachyderms LIKE pat buchanan!!!!!

Monday, June 1, 2009 06:02 PM

SOME FOLKS SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABORTED AT BIRTH.....

SOME folks JEST SHOULD HAVE A BEEN ABORTED AT BIRTH,

FOR THERE IS NO PLACE FOR them ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH!!!!!

O'LIE-lly IS ONE, rush RIM-bugger IS ONE MORE ANAL WART ANOTHER,

AND THAT GOES DOUBLE FOR DR. TILLER'S KILLER AND his MOTHER!!!!

AS WELL AS ALL ANTI-ABORTION FANATICS OF THE Reich-wing BERTH!!!

HAH!!!!

(^0^)V I GOT ME RUSTY WIRE HANGER WITH THE JOAN CRAWFORD "MOMMY DEAREST" SEAL OF APPROVAL TO PULL OUT THESE SCUM WHO HAVE NO BUSINESS ON THIS EARTH EXCEPT AS "SOYLENT GREEN," FERTILIZER OR CHUM!!!!!

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