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SAID CROOK-NECK YGOR THE MURDEROUS BLACKSMITH PLAYED BY BELA LUGOSI WITH MUCH OMINOUSLY VIOLENT VIGOUR,
"VAT? IS TORTICOLA DICK-less B(ugger) INSANEY-cheney POACHING ON MINE TERRITORY, ARGHHHH!!!!! THE FOUR-EYED CHIGGER!!!!!"
"I VILL GET MY FRIEND FRANKY PLAYED BY BORIS KARLOFF,
TO SQUEEZE cheney's SCRAWNY NECK UNTIL HE CAN'T COUGH!!!!!!"
"AND STRANGLE THE NO-GOOD SON-OF-A-B-I-T-C-H F-U-C-K-H-E-A-D cheney UNTIL HE GIVES OFF HIS DEATH-RATTLE SO MEAGER!!!!!"
HAH!!!!!
(^0^)V VENGEANCE UPON THE LOATHESOME INHUMAN PIECE OF S-H-I-T cheney, MAY THE PRESSURE OF BORIS' HUGE HANDS CAUSE cheney's MISERABLE COAL-LUMP OF A HEART TO POP OUT OF HIS SOFT SLUG-LIKE FAT CARCASE!!!!!
UNLIKE HIS WEEPY, CRAVEN CHICKEN-HEART-HAWK AMERICAN COUNTERPART LIE-berman joe,
THIS Reich-wing THUGGISH BULLY-BOY YELLOW-BELLIED-COWARD SHEENY avigdor IS A MOMZER-GONIFF-SCHMUCK, HARDLY A SCHMO!!!!!
DON'T GET ME WRONG, I LOVE THE JEWISH PEOPLE AND THEIR RICH CULTURES,
BUT I LOOK UPON joe LIE-berman AND avigdor AS STINKING VULTURES,
WHOSE MISERABLE NECKS SHOULD BE WRUNG WITH ME HAM-LIKE FISTS WITH GUSTO, HOO-HOO-HOO!!!!!
HAH!!!!!
(^0^)V VENGEANCE UPON joe LIE-berman & avigdor, MAY THEY DIE A SWEET DEATH----A BARREL OF SUGAR SHOULD FALL ON THEIR FAT HEADS!!!!!
I WOULD RESURRECT ME IDOL THE LATE, GREAT TOD SLAUGHTER,
IN HIS ROLE AS STEPHEN HAWKE "THE SPINEBREAKER", RAH-THER!!!!!
TOD'LL "COME TO GRIPS" WITH TORTICOLA DICK-less B(ugger) cheney,
AND MERCILESSLY SNAP HIS BRITTLE SPINE LIKE A ROTTEN TWIG, IS THAT ZANY????
PULL HIS HAPLESS FAT HEAD OFF HIS CARCASE AND S-H-I-T DOWN THE STUMP OF HIS TWISTED NECK--NOT AT ALL A BOTHER!!!!!
HAH!!!!!
(^0^)V VENGEANCE UPON cheney, IN THE GRASP OF TOD'S SPINEBREAKER'S TENDONS OF STEEL!!!!!
mcPAIN IS A HYPOCRITICAL, PASTY-FACED, LYING CHOLERIC SHAMBLING S-H-I-T STAIN,
whom I AM COMPELLED BY his BEHAVIOUR TO MERCILESSLY ATTACK AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!!!
UNTIL THE DAY he BREATHES his WORTHLESS LAST,
he WILL FEEL MY KITCHEN-SINK'S HEAVY BLAST!!!!!
JUST WHIMPER LIKE THE CALLOUS ODIOUS COWARD AND SORE LOSER ya'RE, GO JUMP IN THE LAKE AND DROWN, john mcPAIN!!!!!
HAH!!!!!
(^0^)V NEED I SAY MORE?????? GO get RUN OVER BY A TEN-TON LORRY, mcPAIN!!!!!
"REALLY DISLIKE" ARE SUCH MILD NONDESCRIPT WORDS,
TO DESCRIBE TWO SUCH HUGE PUTRESCENT STINKING TURDS!!!!!
I WOULDN'T DEIGN TO PISS UPON EITHER bush OR cheney IF they WERE ON FIRE,
TO SEE them BOTH ROASTING AND TURNING OVER A BLAZING PIT IS MY MOST FERVENT DESIRE!!!!!
those WHO DON'T AGREE WITH ME ARE repug-rethug-reslug-repuke fudge-pachyderm NERDS!!!!!
HAH!!!!!
(^0^)V FLAMING INFERNO IS WAITING FOR bush & cheney IN HELL!!!!!
A MERRY "POX VOBISCUM"* TO FAT F-U-C-K karl rove THIS EASTER DAY,
WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT FOR ALL HIS ILLEGAL VILE MACHINATIONS HE WILL PAY,
MORE THROUGH HIS FILTHY BESMIRCHED ANUS THAN HIS NOSE,
WHICH HAS BEEN STRETCHED BY Gannon/Guckert, DO YA SUPPOSE
THAT CHIMPya W(orm) bush's ANAL ORIFICE HAS LIKEWISE BEEN Gannon/Guckert WIDENED? YA DON'T SAY??????
*-"A Pox Be With(Upon) You!!!!!"
HAH!!!!!
(^0^)V VENGEANCE UPON THIS FAT S-H-I-T rove, MAY HE DIE A SWEET DEATH----A BARREL OF SUGAR SHOULD FALL ON HIS FAT HEAD!!!!!
THOUGH PRESIDENT OBAMA SAID HE WON'T PUNISH THE C.I.A.,
THE bilderberg group ORDERED HIM TO SUBSEQUENTLY SAY,
THAT HE IS OPEN TO THE PROSECUTION,
AND I PERSONALLY HOPE, EXECUTION!!!!!
OF THOSE* WHO ORDERED THE TORTURE THROUGH MEMOS, ET CETERA, HEY-HEY-HEY-HEY-HEY!!!!!
*i.e., john yoo, david addington, alberto gonzales, michael mukasey, john ashcroft, douglas feith, george tenet, donald rumsfeld, paul wolfowitz, et cetera AD NAUSEUM!!!! the bilderberg group cabal controlling Obama decided that a SCAPEGOAT, a WHIPPING BOY is NECESSARY to APPEASE the public's WRATH, so these STUPID DOLTS will be OFFERED UP AS THE SACRIFICE to the BRAZEN bilderberg IDOL!!!!!
HAH!!!!!
(^0^)V VENGEANCE UPON THE bilderberg group AND OTHER VILE SCHEMERS FOR "ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT"!!!!!
david "cretin" broder, HEAD CREEP of The Washington Post,
LOVED TO EAT MELTED bush S-H-I-T ON HIS MORNING TOAST!!!!!
WHEN THE TOAST SAW THE S-H-I-T,
IT COLLAPSED IN A CONNIPTION FIT!!!!!
BECAUSE THE S-H-I-T WAS bush's grandpappy prescott's GHOST!!!!!
NOW THAT bush HAS LEFT THE SCENE,
A 360 DEGREE ABOUT-FACE BY broder IS SEEN!!!!!
FORMERLY A SYCOPHANTIC ANUS-LICKER OF bush,
broder NOW WOULDN'T LET bush EVEN WIPE HIS TUSH!!!!!
AND NOW HYPOCRTICALLY CASTIGATES bush, HOW MEAN!!!!!!!
HAH!!!!!
(^0^)V VENGEANCE UPON david broder, THE NAUSEATING KNOW-NOTHING NABOB OF THE VOMITABLE beltway PRESS!!!!!
LIKE A NAUSEATING BLOATED BIG FAT ROTTING IDIOT MORON SEA CUCUMBER,
lush rimBUGGER SPEWS HIS STINKING ENTRAILS OUT, BY RUMBLING THUNDER!!!!
AS THE PSYCHOBABBLING NABOB NINCOMPOOP OF THE REICH-WING repug-rethug-reslug-repuke fudge pachyderms,
THIS WALKING FOUL SKID-MARK lush IS PACKED FULL OF SWINE-FLU GERMS!!!!!
AND SHOULD, OF COURSE, BE ERADICATED MERCILESSLY AND WITH DISPATCH BE TORN ASUNDER*!!!!
*-and QUARTERED, too!!!!!
HAH!!!!!
(^0^)V VENGEANCE UPON THE PERNICIOUS GERM PIG-SWINE lush rimBUGGER, A BIGGER, NASTIER AND DEADLIER PANDEMIC-EPIDEMIC THAN SWINE-FLU, WHICH IS CUTE BY COMPARISON! SOOEY! SOOEY! SOOEY!!!!!
arlen specter IS A SPECTRE OF HIS FORMER repug-rethug-reslug-repuke fudge-pachyderm SELF,
DESERTING G(rotesque) O(bstructionist) P(ederast) SINKING party S-H-I-T SHIP FOR HIS OWN PELF!!!!!
LIKE joe LIE-berman, arlen IS A RANCID OPPORTUNIST TO THE CORE,
AND IS NOT AFRAID TO PLAY THE STINKING, PAINTED OLD WHORE!!!!!
SPOOKING HIS FORMER fudge-pachyderm "PALS" WITH HIS GHASTLY SPECTRAL-SPECTRE-specter FACE LIKE A DEAD & ROTTING George Relph*!!!!!
*with APOLOGIES to the LATE, GREAT BRITISH ACTOR, Mr. George Relph!
HAH!!!!!
(^0^)V CRAVEN OPPORTUNISTS LIKE joe LIE-berman & arlen SPECTRE-specter WILL GET THEIRS SOON ENOUGH!!!!!! VENGEANCE WITH A VENGEANCE UPON THEM!!!!!
"TOO MANY STRINGS ATTACHED," DID YOU FALSELY SAY?
palin, YOUR BRAIN-STRINGS HAVE BECOME UNRAVELLED TODAY!!!!!
YOUR MENDACIOUS HYPOCRISY-SPOUTING UGLY MAW,
HAS ONCE AGAIN SPEWED PSYCHOBABBLE, HAW-HAW!!!!!
FOR YER LYING HYPOCRISY THERE'LL BE THE DEVIL TO PAY!!!!!
HAH!!!!!
(^0^)V WHAT palin NEEDS IS A PARABELLUM TO HER UNSTRUNG SCATTERED CEREBELLUM!!!!!
charlie SOUR-krauthammer IS A NAZI- FASCIST- BEAST,
WHOSE PSYCHOBABBLING BOMBAST, AT THE VFRY LEAST,
CONTRADICTS his HERO ronnie reagan's WORLD-VIEW,
AND SHOWS krauthammer UP FOR THE HYPOCRITE he IS, HOO-HOO!!!!!
WHILE UPON IMAGINARY TERRORIST SITUATIONS krauthammer DOTH FEAST!!!!!
HAH!!!!!
(^0^)V VENGEANCE UPON charlie SOUR-krauthammer, GO FALL IN THE LAKE AND DROWN, AND TAKE OTHER Reich-wing PROPAGANDIZERS LIKE victor davis hanson-CAB ALONG WITH yer MISERABLE CARCASE TO KEEP ya COMPANY!!!!!