What the rightwing nut case in Tom Tomorrow's cartoon needs is a SWIFT RIGHT CROSS in his GRINNING EVIL FACE, SMASHING HIS SMIRKING FACE IN, followed by a HARD LEFT UPPERCUT, POW! RIGHT IN THE LABONZA, then A KNEE IN THE GROIN, AND KICKING HIS HEAD WHEN HE'S WRITHING ON THE GROUND IN AGONY!!!!! Now, replace the face of the GENERIC rightwing nut case in Tom's cartoon with that of Pat Buchanan, William Kristol, Brit Hume, Ann Coulter, Bill O'LIE-lly, Melanie Morgan, Rush Limburger, Rusty Humphries, Karl Rove(GONE but not forgotten), ANY repugnicant-repub fudge-pachyderm who SUPPORTS Bushland Uber Allies----THAT makes me feel a HELL of a LOT BETTER!!!!!

So the POT calls the KETTLE BLACK, EH? How FUNNY, LAUGHING OUT LOUD, is a KNOWN GOEBBELS-MOUTHPIECE of Bushland Uber Allies like fox news SPEWING out their HATEFUL PROPAGANDA and calling others "Nazi" and "Hitler" when their FABULOUS Fuhrer CHIMPya W. Bush and Reichsfuhrer Torticola DICK-less B. Cheney welcome fox news into their fold at Bushland Uber Allies? Could it be that the Jewish groups are ALL ALLIED with the Right and share their VIEWS as well. as do Joe LIE-berman and Dianne FEIN-stein? Have the Jewish groups BECOME what they HATED and DESPISED the MOST in this WORLD? The Jewish Groups HAVE MET THE ENEMY AND THEY ARE IT!!!!! OY VAY, OY GEVALT!!!!!

So said THE SCARECROW OF Mitt ROMNEY MARSH, as he dipped into his capacious piggy-bank of ILL-GOTTEN GAINS and FILTHY LUCRE! This well-heeled fugitive from a corn-patch has been FLASHING his SIMOLEONS around, having dug his CLAMS for a SHAMELESS DISPLAY of LOLLY-GAGGING his LOLLY and gathering his CABBAGE, KALE and LETTUCE then moving on and kneading his DOUGH to make some BREAD and adding some SUGAR to make everything sweet. Not one to SCRATCH his exquisitely coiffed HEAD(TOO BAD THERE'S NOTHING INSIDE IT), Romney ROOTS for LOOT and like the good little MORMON-CRICKET(a SERIOUS AGRICULTURAL PEST and TRAFFIC HAZARD) he is, he strives to use his WHOLE KIT and CA-BOODLE to trade WAMPUM to Native Americans and SHEKELS to Jewish Americans in order to gain the presidency. Being a fellow with MUCHO DINERO, he SHAMELESSLY FLAUNTS his PELF and VOMITS out MONEY MONEY MONEY from his HORNY HORN OF PLENTY----TOO BAD Romney HAS NO BRAIN IN HIS MISBEGOTTEN FOOL HEAD TO BACK UP HIS EMPTY WORDS WITH INTEGRITY AND TRUTHFULNESS, TWO VALUES HE DEFINITELY DOES NOT POSSESS, THINKING HE CAN "BUY" THE PRESIDENCY OF THE UNITED STATES WITH HIS DOLLARS; NOT BAD HE HAS NO COMMON CENTS, Sorry, SENSE TO REALIZE HIS FOLLY!!!!!

Brownback is EMBARRASSED, Huckabee is EMBARRASSED not only for himself but for the ones who DIDN'T show up....THIS is precisely the kind of SELF-LICKING that DOGS LICKING THEIR OWN BALLS INDULGE IN, and PRECISELY WHY G.O.P. = R.I.P. The repugnicant-repubs, fudge-pachyderms are NAILING THEIR OWN COFFINS SHUT WITH THEMSELVES IN THE COFFINS. Brownback and Huckabee are EMBARRASSED for the wrong reasons, i.e., THEY SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED THEY ARE repugnicant-repubs and SHOULD BOTH CHANGE TO THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY, or AT LEAST INDEPENDENT FORTHWITH AND IMMEDIATELY!!!!!

Ah, Larry Craig, he's like GENITAL HERPES, i.e., YOU CAN'T GET RID OF HIM, as the repugnicant-repubs have FOUND OUT, TO THEIR DISMAY!!!!! Democrats DON'T GIVE A HOOT in any case, and are probably ENCOURAGING HIM TO STAY ON AND FURTHER SULLY THE fudge-pachyderms and drive them to their elephantine graveyard of G.O.P. bones, after all, G.O.P. = R.I.P., Nicht Wahr, Bushland Uber Allies??????

Reporter: What is your name, Mr. Thompson?

Thompson: (SILENCE)

Reporter: We're waiting, sir.

Thompson: Just a minute, just a minute....Hmmmmmmmm......Can you give me a hint?

Reporter: It rhymes with "Bread"....

Thompson: Jed? Ned? Zed? Ted?

Reporter: NEVER MIND....I'll just mark down "Dead", it seems you haven't gotten all your MUMMY WRAPPINGS unravelled yet....

Thompson: I KNOW! RED! No, that's SKELETON!

Reporter: No, I SAID MUMMY WRAPPINGS.....

Freeman Dyson, the "eminent physicist?" I thought he was GYRO GEARLOOSE(tm) or Ernest Thesiger as Dr. Pretorius in BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN raising his wineglass with the toast "TO A NEW WORLD OF GODS AND MONSTERS!" And HERE I thought the MADDEST of the MAD SCIENTISTS was George Zucco, Lionel Atwill, Colin Clive, Peter Cushing, George Coulouris, Claude Rains, Frederic March, Vincent Price, John Carradine, Christopher Lee, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.....NO, THEY were ALL FICTIONAL CHARACTERS portrayed by those actors. Freeman Dyson, UNFORTUNATELY, is an actual LIVING human, sorry, IN-HUMAN BEAST whose Dr. Pretorius type of scientific AMORALITY, i.e., "Let's celebrate genetic engineering and our ability to design a new world of plants and creatures" SOUNDS UNCOMFORTABLY LIKE "TO A NEW WORLD OF GODS AND MONSTERS," NOW DOESN'T IT? Besides which, Freeman Dyson LOOKS A HELL OF A LOT like Ernest Thesiger, albeit with SHORTER HAIR!!!!! This is where we came in, I believe.....

Dianne Feinstein ANOTHER Joe LIE-berman? OY VAY, OY GEVALT!!!!! Glenn Greenwald, you are indeed the VERITAS and CONSCIENCE of the Democratic party!!!!! Lawbreaking telecoms must be fully PROSECUTED and PUNISHED under the law, but Democrats with backbone-spines of jelly like Feinstein ARE MAKING IT VERY HARD for these MALEFACTORS to be PUNISHED...THROW CREEPS like Feinstein and LIE-berman OUT OF CONGRESS and PUT IN PRINCIPLED LEGISLATORS like WHO WILL FIGHT AGAINST CHIMPya, Cheney and Bushland Uber Allies and PUNISH THEM FOR THEIR HIGH CRIMES, HIGH WAR CRIMES and TRESPASSES ON THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!!!