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How can Senators Reid, Durbin, Harkin and Representative Murtha come on your show and face you like a MAN, Limburger, when you are HARDLY A MAN, BUT MORE LIKE AN IT, a COWARDLY, CRAVEN, LYING, "BLOATED IMBECILE"(to use the late great Peter Lorre's characterization of Sydney Greenstreet in THE MALTESE FALCON) and more like a DISEASED PUS-OOZING RABID WHALE THAT I WOULD GLADLY HARPOON AND PUT OUT OF YOUR MISERY. I'm afraid, Tim Gieve, that a STUCK PIG is too CUTE a METAPHOR for this JELLY-LIKE SHAMBLING BLOB like Rush Limburger, and yes, I am also taking into consideration HOGZILLA, that MONSTROUS HUGE PORKER who would pose a DANGER to little children, GOBBLING THEM UP LIKE A TASTY LITTLE TIDBIT. Here's a little ditty in line with "stuck pig":
RUSH'S FATHER WAS NAMED ARCHIE
HE WAS CASHIERED IN KARACHI
FOR PIG-STICKING IN QUITE THE WRONG WAY
HE SAID "OLD CHAP, I SAY,"
"THERE WILL BE THE DEVIL TO PAY
WHEN THE ADJUTANT FINDS ME WITH MY PORK-SWORD
SHEATHED IN THE SCABBARD OF ALI THE BOAR
AND NOT DEVI THE WHORE!!!!!"
I rather PREFER the metaphor of PLUNGING THE HARPOON DEEP INTO Rush's BLUBBEROUS WHALE-LIKE CARCASE and PUTTING THE QUIETUS TO THE BIG FAT WORTHLESS SLOB!!!!!
"I AM THE KING OF AMERICA
I LIKE TO SING AND DANCE
AND IF YOU DO NOT LIKE IT
I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE PANTS!!!! or TASER YOU, or THROW YOU INTO GITMO, or THROW YOU IN JAIL AND THROW AWAY THE KEY, or HAVE YOU ASSASSINATED BY THE SECRET SERVICE, THE C.I.A., or THE NSA!!!!!"
SO RANTED KING George CHIMPya W(ilhelm) Bush-HITLER, ECHOED by his MASTER, Torticola DICK-less B(ugger-Buchenwald) Cheney-HIMMLER. A NARCISSISTIC DRY-DRUNK PSYCHOPATHIC SOCIOPATHIC MESSIANIC MADMAN like Bush is ACTUALLY WORSE THAN HITLER and AN EVIL SCHEME-SPINNING DASTARDLY ROGUE AND HEARTLESS VILE CREATURE and BUCKET OF RUSTY-BOLTS like Cheney is ACTUALLY WORSE THAN HIMMLER. THE FACT REMAINS, THOUGH THAT THEY ARE NAZIS, FASCISTS, FASCIST-NAZIS, NAZI-FASCISTS, AND BOTH SHOULD BE BROUGHT BEFORE A FIRING SQUAD LIKE Nicolae Ceausescu and Elena his wife AND SHOT, EXECUTED, LIQUIDATED FOR THE PUBLIC GOOD!!!!!
Yes indeedy, FREE SPEECH is BEING STIFLED and the RIGHT to EXPRESS ONE'S OPINION is BEING MET with BRUTAL FORCE-----WHERE HAVE WE SEEN THIS BEFORE? AH, YES! IN Hitler's NAZI-FASCIST Germany, BROUGHT LOVINGLY BACK TO LIFE with Bushland Uber Allies, Fuhrer CHIMPya W. Bush-HITLER, Reichsfuhrer Torticola DICK-less B(ugger) Cheney-HIMMLER. They're NAZI but "NICE"?????
TALK ABOUT THE POTS CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK!!!!! IT IS A WELL-KNOWN AND USED TACTIC BY FASCIST-NAZI, NAZI-FASCIST PROPAGANDISTS like Bill O'LIE-lly, Mark Levin, Tammy Bruce, Michelle Malkin and Jonah Goldberg to PAINT THEIR OPPOSITION AS WHAT THEY THEMSELVES ARE IN REALITY---NAZI-FASCISTS and FASCIST-NAZIS who SPOUT THEIR VENOMOUS LIES and TWISTED PROPAGANDA and ACT ALL HIGH and MIGHTY and BEYOND REPROACH!!!!! O'LIE-lly, Levin, Bruce, Malkin and Goldberg ARE THE NAZI-FASCISTS, FASCIST-NAZIS, LITTLE BROWNSHIRTS WHO ARE "CHUST FOLLOWING ORDERS LIKE A GOOD LITTLE NAZI-FASCIST, FASCIST-NAZI" AT THE BEHEST OF Bushland Uber Allies and DER FUHRER CHIMPya W(ilhelm) Bush-HITLER and REICHSFUHRER Torticola DICK-less B(uchenwald-Bugger) Cheney-HIMMLER!!!!!
Sam Brownback better hope his SKELETONS in his CLOSET DON'T GET RATTLED BY SOMEONE out for Brownback's SCALP! I don't like or want to have Craig or Vitter around either, but the Democrats are hoping both of them STICK AROUND like CLINGING TURDS BESMIRCHING the repugnicant-repub fudge-pachyderms EVEN MORE and DRAGGING the G.O.P. down with them to their WELL-DESERVED OBLIVION!!!!! What a LAUGH, seeing repugnicant-repubs ASSAILING ONE ANOTHER----PASS THE POPCORN, GUYS, IT'S TIME FOR ROUND TWO, or IS THAT A "NUMBER TWO" SMEARED RIGHT IN THEIR SAPPY FACES?????
Yes, Larry Craig, the Democrats want you to STAY so you can FURTHER DEEP-SIX your elephantine repugnicant-repub herd of fudge-pachyderms and BESMIRCH the already FILTHY G.O.P. You are doing them a FAVOUR, you SILLY GOOSE Craig, and INJURING your own party. AH YES, was it not Oscar Wilde who said so fittingly, "Yet each man kills the thing he loves" in THE BALLAD OF READING GAOL? So, Larry Larry, you are KILLING your own herd and must DERIVE some PERVERSE SATISFACTION at watching CREEPS like Mitch McConnell and his FELLOW-TRAVELLING repugnicant-repubs SQUIRM like some VERMIN MAGGOTS in a RED-HOT IRON SKILLET at your INTRANSIGENCE and STUBBORN REFUSAL TO DO THE RIGHT THING and RESIGN YOUR OFFICE, while Democrats CLAP SO HARD, THEIR PALMS ARE RED FROM IT!!!!!
Mitt SCARECROW of Romney Marsh, COWARDLY LION Pasty-faced Flip-flopping schizoid madman John McPAIN, MUMMY DEAREST Fred Many Screws Loose Thompson and TIN-MAN Adulterous Cross-dressing Criminal Rudy Giuliani are all OFF in the COMMON SENSE and BRAINS departments, that is! These four JOKERS couldn't DEFEND a Texas Hold 'Em hand consisting of a ROYAL FLUSH, let alone OUR COUNTRY, and ALL FOUR of these DETESTABLE, LYING repugnicant-repubs and fudge-pachyderms should be FLUSHED DOWN THE CRAPPER INSTEAD! Giuliani says he can DEFEAT Hillary--that is a FIGMENT of his WARPED ADULTEROUS IMAGINATION, the only thing he could BEAT were three ROTTEN EGGS(Romney, McPain, and Thompson) STINKING TO HIGH HELL IN A CRACKED BOWL!!!!! EVEN THEN, ONE OF THOSE ROTTEN EGGS MIGHT WHIP Giuliani GOOD!!!!! G.O.P. = R.I.P., and the sooner Hillary or whoever ends up as Democratic candidate for President in 2008 STRESSES THIS FORMULA OF G.O.P. = R.I.P., CONSTANTLY and ENDLESSLY, the BETTER OFF THE 2008 ELECTION RESULTS WILL BE! HAMMER THIS INTO EVERYONE'S MINDS, ESPECIALLY THOSE OF THE repugnicant-repub fudge-pachyderms SO THEY REALIZE THE FOLLY OF RUNNING IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!
TOUCHE, Glenn Greenwald, you got that IMPOSTER, POSEUR and LYING SACK OF OFFAL Groenhagen right smack dab in his EVIL LITTLE BLACK LUMP OF COAL in his chest, i.e., where a NORMAL HUMAN BEING's HEART should be!!!!! Well Done, Sir!