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Thursday, November 20, 2008 12:33 PM

PARDON ME, AGAIN?????

"WELL!" AS THE LATE GREAT JACK BENNY WAS HEARD TO SAY,

OR IS THAT CLINT EASTWOOD'S "PUNK, MAKE MY DAY!!!!!"

ONE THING IS CERTAINLY & ABSOLUTELY SURE ABOUT george w. bush,

IS THAT he IS A STINKING S-H-I-T STAIN APPLIED WITH A BIG BRUSH

UPON THE HALLOWED PAGES OF AMERICAN HISTORY, HEY-HEY-HEY!!!!!

SO IF bush DOES NOT WANT TO BE REMEMBERED AS "LAWBREAKER #1,"

he'd BETTER THINK TWICE ABOUT ISSUING ANY PARDONS, SON!!!!!

THOUGH EVEN IF NOT A SINGLE UNDESERVED bush-MINION'S PARDON IS GIVEN,

bush'll STILL BE THE WORST UN-president who THIS COUNTRY HAS RIVEN!!!!!

BETTER w. bush DO THE RIGHT THING AND DISCHARGE INTO HIS MOUTH BOTH BARRELS OF A 12-GAUGE SHOTGUN*!!!!!

*-in a similar manner to the LATE GREAT ERNEST HEMINGWAY!!!!!

HAH!!!!! (^0^)V VENGEANCE UPON bush & bushland uber allies!!!!!

Friday, November 21, 2008 09:13 PM

inhofe IS ANOTHER S-H-I-T STAIN THAT NEEDS TO BE WIPED OUT!!!!!

inhofe, ONE OF THE WORST fudge-pachyderms OF THE G.O.P.*,

IS A BLIGHT, A CARBUNCLE, A FESTERING SORE TO BOTH YOU AND ME!!

EXCISING THIS IN-HUMAN CANCER FROM THE SENATE IS A MUST!

inhofe THE PUSTULENT PIECE OF okie S-H-I-T MUST BE BUST,

CUSSED-AT, REVILED, BEATEN UP, TARRED & FEATHERED & RIDDEN OUT OF TOWN ON A RAIL, SEE?????

*-other contenders: saxby chambliss, MAY HE LOSE HIS ELECTION IN GEORGIA, john cornyn, kit bond, lindsey graham, ted stevens(OH, SORRY, I FORGOT, HE'S HISTORY!!!!!), norm coleman(WIN, AL FRANKEN, WIN!!!!!), OF COURSE joe LIE-berman, ESPECIALLY HIM!!!!!

HAH!!!!! (^0^)V VENGEANCE UPON G(rotesque) O(pportunistic)

P(ederast) fudge-pachyderm rethug-reslug-repugnicants AND A

SPECIAL CURSE UPON horace greeley, WHO FOUNDED THE G.O.P.,

MAY HE BURN IN EVERLASTING AVICI HELL FOREVER!!!!!!!

Tuesday, November 25, 2008 02:08 PM
Original article: This Modern World

WHAT????????????????

USUALLY Tom Tomorrow IS RIGHT ON THE BALL!!!!!

WITH HIS INCISIVE PENGUIN'S ACIDULOUS COMMENTS AND ALL!!!!!

THOUGH HE IS GIVING EQUAL TIME

FOR PARODY TO DEMOCRATS/OBAMA ENRIME*

THIS REALLY IRKS ME NO END, TOM-Tom, YOU'VE GOT THE GALL!!!!!

*-encrust

HAH!!!!! (^0^)V VENGEANCE UPON Tom IF HE KEEPS THIS LINE OF HUMOUR COMING!!!!!

Thursday, November 27, 2008 12:11 PM

TWO ROTTEN PEAS IN A POD-DUH!!!!!

jack goldsmith, john brennan, WHAT NIGHTCRAWLING ODIOUS SCUM THEY ARE,

JUST AS GUILTY AS addington, yoo, gonzales, ashcroft, mukasey, bush, cheney, et al, BY FAR!!!!!

SUCH LAWBREAKING CANNOT BE JUSTIFIED NOR MEA CULPAED NOR FORGIVEN!!!!!

AND MUST BE PUNISHED AS TREASON BY HANGING, DECAPITATION, LETHAL INJECTION OR BURNING AT THE STAKE, THEN!!!!!

THOUGH I PREFER "DEATH BY A THOUSAND CUTS" OR "DRAWING AND QUARTERING WITH FOUR OXEN", HAR-HAR-HAR!!!!!

HAH!!!!! (^0^)V VENGEANCE UPON THE MEDIA WHO SEEK TO PROTECT THE LAWBREAKERS!!!!!

Wednesday, December 3, 2008 08:49 PM
Original article: Impeach Bush for Christmas

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL EXCEPT bush, bushes, cheney, cheneys, bushland!!!!!

IT'S NEVER TOO LATE, AS A WELL-DESERVED GIFT, TO CHIMPEACH bush

AND GIVE HIM & cheney A WELL-DESERVED KICK IN THE TUSH!!!!!

TO THEM AND bushland

A ROUSING CONDEMNATION HAND!!!!!!

A FITTING XMAS PRESENT FOR THESE CRIMINALS THAT WE MUST PUSH!!!!!

HAH!!!!! (^0^)V VENGEANCE UPON bush, cheney & bushland!!!!!

Thursday, December 4, 2008 03:43 PM

DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH, MSM AND DUNG-DITS!!!!!

DID THAT LOATHESOME CRACKER saxby chambliss WON??????

SO WHAT, I SAY, "SO WHAT!" SO WHAT ABOUT IT, SON?????

FOUR-EYED TRAILER TRASH sarah palin STUMPED FOR HER MAN,

chambliss, HER FELLOW-TRAVELLING LEPROUS WHITE-TRASHCAN!!!!!

I SMASH STINKING georgia ROTTEN PEACHES IN BOTH THEIR SAPPY FACES, MON!!!!!

chambliss IS A CROOK, A CREEP AND AN UNPRINCIPLED KNAVE,

WHO I WOULD CHALLENGE TO A DUEL IN A SECOND THIS COUNTRY TO SAVE!!!!!

I WOULD CUT chambliss INTO A HUNDRED QUIVERING FRAGMENTS OF FLESH,

WITH ME FLASHING BROADSWORD BRANDISHED LIKE LIGHTNING SO DEADLY AND FRESH!!!!!

AND THROW HIS repug-rethug-reslug fudge-pachyderm FRAGMENTS TOGETHER WITH palin's INTO AN OPEN GRAVE!!!!!

EVEN WITHOUT 60 VOTES, IT'S STILL G.O.P. = R.I.P.!!!!! REMEMBER MY PROPHECY THE NEXT ELECTION CYCLE WHEN THE REMAINING repug-rethug-reslug fudge-pachyderms LIKE john cornyn, kit bond, james inhofe, lindsey graham, arlen specter, et cetera AD NAUSEUM GET FILLED FULL OF MORE HOLES THAN A SWISS CHEESE AND HAND THE OVER 60+ MAJORITY IN THE SENATE TO DEMOCRATS!!!!! BY THE WAY, BOTH saxby chambliss & sarah plain WILL BE INDICTED FOR HIGH CRIMES AND ILLEGAL ACTIVITY BEFORE THEY FULFILL THEIR RESPECTIVE TERMS IN OFFICE. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, FOLKS!!!!! HAH-DOUBLE HAH-TRIPLE HAH!!!!!

HAH-HAH HAH-HAH HAH HAH!!!!! (^0^)V VENGEANCE ON chambliss & palin!!!!!

Tuesday, December 30, 2008 11:25 AM
Original article: This Modern World

WE HATE TO SEE YA, GO!!!!!

"THIS MODERN WORLD'S" PENGUIN IS REALLY A GREAT FELLA!

IF SAID IN ITALIAN, "Benissimo, Benissimo, Bella, Bella*"!!!!!

HE'S RIGHT ON THE MONEY,

AND TERRIBLY CORRECT AND FUNNY,

A REGULAR ANATOLE FRANCE** AND HUMAN-RIGHTS GUERRILLA!!!!!

*-"Very Good, Very Good, Beautiful, Beautiful!!!!!"

**-French Literary Figure who wrote PENGUIN ISLAND!

GOOD-BYE, CHIMPya, WE HATE TO SEE YOU, GO!!!!!

GOOD-BYE, CHIMPya, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW,

THAT ON YOUR ODIOUS BACKSIDE IS A SIGN

THAT READS "KICK ME HARD!" HOW PERFECTLY FINE!!!!!

WE HAVE TO GET IN LINE BEHIND THE MILLIONS WAITING TO GIVE YOU A WELL-DESERVED SMITING BLOW***!!!!!!

***Since that Iraqi reporter missed your SAPPY HEAD!!!!!

HAH!!!!! (^0^)V VENGEANCE UPON CHIMPya W. Bush!!!!!

Friday, January 2, 2009 01:16 PM

HYP! HYP! HYPOCRITES!!!!!

AH YES, "WELL, DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO!"

IS THE HYPOCRITICAL CREDO OF bushies LIKE john yoo!!!!!

mukasey, gonzales, addington, yoo AND THEIR TORTURING ILK,

AND THEIR MSM TOADIES LIKE ruth marcus WHO AMERICA DOTH BILK!!!!!

THEY SHOULD ALL BE THROWN INTO A BOILING CAULDRON OF GLUE, HOO HOO HOO HOO!!!!!

HAH!!!!!

(^0^)V VENGEANCE UPON THE IN-justice dept. of bushCo!!!!!

Friday, January 9, 2009 05:09 PM

OK PIRANHA, GREAT WHITES, KILLER WHALES, ALL TOGETHER NOW!!!!!

SO DICK-less Torticola Bugger INSANEY-ZANY-cheney IS GOING TO FISH??????

METHINKS HE WILL MAKE A VERY TASTY PISCEAN BLUE-PLATE SPECIAL DISH!!!!!!

SPREADEAGLED NAKED(UGH! HOW UNSIGHTLY!) ON A PLATE

HE WILL AWAIT HIS JUSTLY AND WELL-DESERVED FATE

TO BECOME FISH-FOOD FOR FINNY PREDATORS, EVEN THAT POISONOUS STUPID WHITE MAN IS TO THEM "DEE-LISH"!!!!!

HAH!!!!!

(^0^)V VENGEANCE UPON cheney!!!!!!!!!

Friday, January 9, 2009 05:27 PM
Original article: W. and the damage done

CHIMPya WAS, IS, AND ALWAYS WILL BE A DESPICABLE CREEP!!!!!

LIKE THE ODIOUS CREEP he IS, he LEAVES his STINKING TURDS SMEARED IN THE HOTEL BED,

BEFORE CHECKING OUT OF THE HOTEL ROOM HE HAS DESTRUCTIVELY TRASHED, he SAID,

"ITS ALL cheney's FAULT,"

"I WAN' A CHOCLIT MALT!!!!!!"

"I'LL LET THE NEXT PRESIDENT OBAMA FIGURE OUT HOW TA FIX THIS MESS, HEH HEH HEH!!!!!!" WHAT A CRIMINAL STUPID DEAD-HEAD!!!!!

HAH!!!!!

(^0^)V VENGEANCE UPON CHIMPya!!!!!

Monday, January 12, 2009 01:46 PM

CENTRISM BE DAMNED TO HELL!!!!!!!!!

CENTRISM AND TORPEDOES BE DAMNED TO HELL, FULL SPEED AHEAD!!!!!!!

OBAMA NEEDS TO CLOBBER repug-rethug-reslugs IN THEIR FAT HEAD!!!!!

NONE OF THIS CLINTONESQUE PANDERING TO THE right,

THEY MUST BE THOROUGHLY SMASHED, I LOVE A GOOD FIGHT!!!!!!

AS I SMASH repugs' SAPPY FACES IN WITH ME HOB-NAILED BOOTS, ENOUGH SAID!!!!!

HAH!!!!!

(^0^)V VENGEANCE UPON repug-rethug-relugICANTS(THAT INCLUDES joe the SHMO/SHMUCK LIE-berman!!!!!)

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