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Phil Gramm, GEE, HIS NAME SOUNDS FAMILIAR!
OF COURSE, ANOTHER Reich-wing repug-rethug CRAVEN LIAR!!!!!
WITH THE SISTER OF KIM JONG MENTALLY-ILL
AS HIS WIFE, THIS FOUR-EYED ECONOMIC "POISON PILL"
WILL WITH PASTY-FACED MADMAN McPAIN, DESTROY OUR ECONOMY TO TOGETHER CONSPIRE!!!!!
THANK CROM THAT McPAIN WILL NEVER EVER POSSIBLY WIN
DESPITE repug-rethug RIGGED VOTING MACHINES AND CHEATING SIN!!!!!
THESE TWO PIECES OF G.O.P. SHITS
BOTH MISERABLE OLD SENILE CODGER-GITS
DESERVE TO FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET OF FORGOTTEN fudge-pachyderms THEY'RE CURRENTLY IN!!!!!
SO, John McPAIN AND Phil Gramm, GO FAR AWAY
WITH YER WHITE ZOMBIE & KIM-CHEE WIVES AND GO PLAY
WHERE FIFTY-TON TRUCKS RACE BY AT FULL SPEED
SO THEY RUN OVER YOU FOUR SCUM AS A HEROIC DEED
OF RIDDING THE WORLD OF YOUR NOXIOUS EVIL IN EVERY WAY!!!!!
"YOU TOO, BRUTUS?" DID MIGHTY CAESAR HALTINGLY SAY,
AS BRUTUS SHARP SWORD PLUNGED INTO HIM, CAESAR TO SLAY!
CHIMP-ERROR AND commander-in-THIEF George W. Bush,
SHOULD HAVE HEEDED THAT SHAKESPEAREAN TWINGE IN HIS LOATHESOME TUSH!
BEFORE Scotty McClellan's TELL-ALL PORK SWORD ENTERED Bush's ANUS FROM BEHIND, "HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!!"
HAH!!!!!
AH, HOW THE DESPICABLE repug-rethug fudge-pachyderm Reich-wingers
LOVE TO "NOT PRACTICE" WHAT THEY PREACH SO BELLICOSELY, BY Scotty McClellan THEY WERE GIVEN ZINGERS!!!!!
LIKE Bob "WITHERED WIENIE" Dole FOR WHOM VIAGRA IS USELESS,
IN ADDITION TO THIS OLD GOAT BEING PRACTICALLY TOOTHLESS!!!!!
H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-S-Y IS Dole & Bushland Uber Allies' MIDDLE NAME, THE ODIOUS STINKERS!!!!!
THE USELESS, HYPOCRITICAL AND CRIMINAL G.O.P.
SHOULD BE CHAINED TO AN ANCHOR AND TOSSED INTO THE SEA!
WHERE THEY WILL DROWN AND DESERVEDLY DIE!
THEN FULL FATHOM FIVE THEIR BONES WILL "LIE,"
AS THEY HAVE HYPOCRITICALLY "LIED" IN LIFE TO YOU AND ME!!!!!
JUST THE FACTS, IF YOU PLEASE, LEVIN MY GOOD "DOCTOR"!
LET'S NOT BE SPEAKING CANTONESE TO THE INSPECTOR!
LEST HE BE HUNGRY FOR SOME OF THE BUZZING FLIES
'ROUND MONIQUE'S DEAD-HEAD, OOPS! THAT WAS RENFIELD, GUYS!
WHO LOVES TO EAT FLIES THAT HE CATCHES IN HIS ASYLUM CELL, DIRECTOR!!!!!
THE THREE-HEADED PASTY-FACED WHITE THING KNOWN AS John McPAIN
SPORTS THREE DERBYS TO KEEP THE SOLAR RADIATION FROM FRYING EACH OF THE THREE BRAIN!!!!!
ONE TO TALK THROUGH, ONE TO DOFF TO WHITE ZOMBIE WIFE,
AND ONE TO TOSS IN THE PRESIDENTIAL RING, YOU BET YER LIFE!!!!!
WHERE THIS CONFUSED McPAIN MONSTROSITY BELONGS IS FLUSHED DOWN THE DRAIN!!!!!
ONE HEAD SAYS "NO!" THE OTHER HEAD SAYS "YES!"
THE MIDDLE HEAD SAYS "MAYBE," AND HOLDS A BAR-B-Q FOR THE SYCOPHANTIC MSM PRESS!!!!!
LIKE THE HYDRA OF OLD, BUT MISSING SIX HEADS,
McPAIN ALWAYS FEARS AND CONSTANTLY DREADS
THAT THE PUBLIC SEES HIM FOR WHAT HE TRULY IS, A PASTY-FACED, LYING, HYPOCRITICAL SENILE OLD MESS!!!!!!!!!
HAH!!!!!
'TIS NOW TIME TO BURY THE HATCHET!
NOT IN EACH OTHER'S HEADS, BUT TO SNATCH IT!
AND THROW IT AT PASTY-FACED HYPOCRITE LIAR John McPAIN's HEAD,
ALSO AT "WHAT"-EVER WILL BE THE repug-rethug V.P. CHOICE, BOTH ARE ANYWAY DEAD,
EVEN WITHOUT ANY DEMOCRATIC WINNER "HATCHET-JOBS", SO WATCH IT!!!!!
Dario Argento FINALLY GOT IT MADE, THE STORY OF "OUR LADY OF TEARS," MATER LACHRYMARUM,
AFTER STARTING WITH A HORRENDOUS BANG! IN SUSPIRIA[1977], ABOUT "OUR LADY OF SIGHS," MATER SUSPIRIORUM!
Argento's MIDDLE WORK CALLED INFERNO[1980] FOLLOWED THE FIRST IN A MERE THREE YEARS
AND SHOWED THE HORRIFIED AUDIENCE "OUR LADY OF DARKNESS," MATER TENEBRARUM'S CHILLING FEARS!!!!!
WHY DID IT TAKE HIM 28 YEARS, ALMOST THREE DECADES TO BRING US THE CONCLUDING EPISODE? LET'S ASK HIM IN A FORUM!!!!!
THE STORY OF "THE THREE MOTHERS", YOU SEE,
ORIGINALLY CAME FROM THOMAS DE QUINCEY!
FROM HIS ESSAY ENTITLED "LEVANA AND OUR LADIES OF SORROW,"
GO AND GOOGLE IT TO GET THE FULL TEXT TODAY OR TOMORROW!!!!!
AND GET THE LITERARY BASIS FOR Argento's THREE FILMS, TEE-HEE!!!!!
Harry Reid, DON'T YOU MEAN Joe LIE-berman IS AN "IMPOTENT" VOTE FOR THIS CAUCUS INSTEAD?
WHEN THE DEMOCRATS GET A VETO-PROOF MAJORITY MINUS Joe LIE-berman, IT'LL BE "OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!!"
THIS CRAVEN, COWARDLY GONIFF GOT A GOOD "LEARNIN'!"
FROM BARACK OBAMA WHOSE STOMACH MUST HAVE BEEN TURNIN'!
JUST TO TOUCH THIS DASTARDLY, UNDERHANDED INIQUITOUS SMARMY, OPPORTUNISTIC McPAIN-ANUS-SUCKING SCUM WHO OUGHT TO BE LONG DEAD!!!!!
WELL, WELL, IN "THIS MODERN WORLD", THE VERY FIRST PANEL,
WE HAVE AN HONOURED VISITOR FROM THE FUTURE, HARDLY BANAL!
YES, "WHO" ELSE BUT THE GOOD DOCTOR IN HIS TARDIS NOT TARDY!
EMBODIED BY DAVID TENNANT IN HIS LATEST INCARNATION SO HARDY!
A MOST WELCOME CHARACTER UNLIKE THE PASTY-FACED GRINNING GHOUL John McPAIN MOST ANAL!!!!!
YES, Michael Lind, CON-SERVATIVES HAVE TOTALLY AND RUINOUSLY LOST!!!!!
AS THE BLOGOSPHERE GREW, EVEN MORE AS THE ANGRY PUBLIC'S AVENGING GHOST!!!!!
LAUGHABLE "CULTURE WARRIORS" LIKE Bill O'LIE-lly HAVE LOST THEIR GRIP
AS "ADMIRABLE CRICHTONS" LIKE KEITH OLBERMANN TRUMP THEM IN THE RATINGS SHIP!!!!!
WHILE PITIFUL SQUAMOUS newts LIKE GIN-GRINCH TRY TO REVAMP CON-SERVATIVES' POST!!!!!
GIVE IT UP, GIN-GRINCH, IT'S A LOSING CAUSE!
YER DIABOLICAL SCHEMES ARE A TOTAL LOSS!!!!!
JUST REMEMBER THE OLD SAYING THAT GOES LIKE THIS:
"YOU CAN'T MAKE A SILK PURSE OUT OF A SHITTY SOW'S EAR!" YOU MISS
THE POINT IN TRYING TO RESURRECT G.O.P fudge pachyderm SKELETONS FROM THEIR ELEPHANT GRAVE, GROWING MOSS!!!!!
I KNEW MOST ALL "SOUTHERNERS" WERE RACIST REDNECK CRACKER SCUM,
BUT TO FIND ONE IN THE DEMOCRATS NOWADAYS IS A GO-RUM!!!!!
WHITE TRAILER-TRASH HILLBILLY KKK GARBAGE LIKE fred dobbs
BELONG IN THE SHIT-FILLED PIGPEN, GRUBBING ALONG WITH FILTHY HOGS!!!!!
SO WHY DON'T YOU, dobbs, WITH Joe LIE-berman JOIN THE G.O.P., YOU DESPICABLE BUM!!!!!
WITH A RESOUNDING THUMP! THE GAVEL HAS PAINFULLY FALLEN ON Bush's HEAD,
UNFORTUNATELY, NOT WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO FRACTURE HIS WORTHLESS SKULL AND RENDER HIM DEAD!!!!!
AT LEAST THE COURT UPHELD THE RIGHT OF "HABEAS CORPUS" OVER Reich-wing MADNESS
DESPITE ROB-Farts, SCALEY-A, TOM-TOM-Thomas & A-LIE-Toe's SLANTED EFFORTS FOR Bush SUCCESS!!!!!
I JUST HOPE THE FIVE RESPONSIBLE JUSTICES HOLD OUT UNTIL PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA IS INAUGURATED BEFORE "RETIRING" TO BED!!!!!