HILLARIOUS Rodham Clinton IS ON A ROLL, FOLKS! SHE'S DETERMINED TO WIN EVEN IF IT MEANS A IMPROBABLE DEFEAT BY THE VILE MACHINATIONS OF THE DASTARDLY G.O.P. SCUMBAGS BECAUSE SHE AND HUBBY "WILD BILL" ARE CAUSING SCHISMS AND FRACTURES IN THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY!!!!! HER SHARK-CHOPPERS ARE THE BANNER AND STANDARD FOR HER DESTRUCTIVE FORAY, "GOD GRANTE THAT SHE LYE STILLE"[Thank You Lady Cynthia Asquith, for the loan of your chilling ghost story title], BECAUSE Clinton's STILL LYING UP A STORM, AND SHE AIN'T KEEPING STILL ABOUT IT!!!!! Tom Tomorrow HAS APTLY CAPTURED Hillary's RICTUS SARDONICUS GRIN WITH GREAT SKILL, AS WELL AS THE DECREPIT PASTY-FACED FLIP-FLOPPING SCHIZOID HYPOCRITE LYING MADMAN John McPAIN AND HIS "Grima Wormtongue" DESPICABLE WHISPERING BLACKGUARD Joe LIE-berman!!!!! BY THE WAY, IT WILL BE A COLD DAY IN HELL IF McPAIN EVER GETS ELECTED, LOOKS LIKE Joe LIE-berman IS PLANNING TO RUN AGAIN FOR V.P., AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THE FIRST TIME AROUND, FOLKS!!!! LIE-berman ACTED LIKE THE ALBATROSS AROUND Al Gore's NECK THAT DRAGGED HIM DOWN IN 2000!!!!! SO DO THOU LIKEWISE FOR McPAIN, Joe! YEAH!

"I'm _ucking Obama"

"NO SHIT?"

"Well, hardly any..."

"Question my sense of honor and self-respect?" HELL, McPAIN, YOU HAVE NO HONOR NOR SELF-RESPECT, yOU PASTY-FACED, FLIP-FLOPPING, PATHETIC SENILE CHOLERIC OLD FART AND DAMNABLE CRETINOUS HYPOCRITE MADMAN!!!!! "STRAIGHT-TALK EXPRESS" MY LEFT-NUT, yOU FORKED-TONGUED LYING CREEP!!!!! YOU BELONG IN AN OLD-FOLKS HOME, NOT THE WHITE HOUSE, OR AN INSANE ASYLUM, YOU PSYCHOCERAMIC(CRACKPOT) IMBECILE!!!!! DOES THAT GET YOU ALL STEAMED? GOOD!!!!!

"BUT COLONEL....WITH A DAFFODIL?" SO SAID THE LATE GREAT HATTIE JACQUES AS THE MATRON IN "CARRY ON NURSE(1959)" WHEN SHE SAW A DAFFODIL PROTRUDING FROM THE LATE GREAT WILFRID HYDE-WHITE'S COLONEL'S RECTUM AND ASKED "WHAT ARE YOU DOING COLONEL?" TO WHICH THE COLONEL SNAPPED TESTILY, "WHAT THE DEVIL DO YOU THINK I'M DOING WOMAN, I'M HAVING MY TEMPERATURE TAKEN!" In Martin Amis' case, his late great poppy Sir Kingsley Amis, who is busy pushing up daisies, must be revolving in his plot to hear junior's "witty" ruminations on Islam, Islamofascists, Bush, Bushland Uber Allies Nazi-Fascist Fascist-Nazis! I should agree with Martin, though, BOTH sides are at fault, the FANATICAL Bushes and FANATICAL Muslims SHOULD BOTH BE MERCILESSLY ERADICATED, WHICH Sir Kingsley Amis WOULD HEARTILY AGREE WITH ME FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE. Martin has to stop being so half-rectumed and be more like his pa, DITTO George W. Bush!

Martin Amis: "President Bush, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

CHIMPya: "Wha'? Ahm havin' my tempetuur taken!"

Martin Amis: "But Mr. President, WITH A Gannon/Guckert?"

CHIMPya: "No wonder it felt a little BIG!"

IN THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF HOOBERT HEEVER, "PROSPERITY IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER," FOLKS! THE SURGE IS WORKING, TERRORISTS AND ISLAMOFASCISTS ARE ON THE RUN, THE "ECONOMIC STIMULUS" REBATE CHECKS ARE IN THE MAIL, YOUR PHONES ARE TAPPED, HURRICANES ARE A MERE PUFF OF HOT AIR, POLAR BEARS ARE MULTIPLYING AND HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN!!!!! SO SING THE PATHETIC IMBECILIC CRIMINALS Bush, Cheney, Bushland Uber Allies(Rice, Gates, Paulson, Mukasey, Addington, Mueller, Hayden, BETRAY-us, Yoo-HOO, Rove, FOX network, MSM, all right-wing-nut repugnicant-rethug-repub fudge-pachyderms in congress, their lobbyists, supporters on talk radio, TV and print, AND OH YES, John McPAIN IN THE BUTT!!!!!). WHO THE _UCK DO YOU HIGH WAR AND UN-CIVIL CRIMINALS THINK YOU'RE FOOLING? BOMBASTIC IGNORAMUSES, IMBECILES, DOLTS, MORONS, ARROGANT TWITS, DASTARDLY FOOLS, DESPICABLE CHARLATANS, LOATHESOME MOUNTEBANKS, ASININE IDIOTS, PONTIFICATING PILES OF _HIT!!!!! McPAIN THINKS HE'S HITLER/NAPOLEON AND WANTS TO LICK THE HOLE OF FRANCE, AND Sarcozy IS JUST "VICHY" ENOUGH TO LET McPAIN DO AS HE PLEASES!!!!!

AND THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS:

a. Don't GO TO SEED!

b. When life gives you lemons, MAKE LEMONADE!

c. Cannibals did call human meat "LONG PIG"!

d. GET RID OF Bush, Cheney, Bushland Uber Allies and ALL repugnicant-rethug-repub republiCAN'T republican fudge-pachyderms BEFORE THE EVENTS IN THIS STIRRING CARTOON BEAR FRUITION!

e. ALL OF THE ABOVE!

ANSWER: NEED YOU ASK?

There is a FASCINATING behind-the-scenes series of events taking place here. On one hand, there is the MONOLITHIC DESPOTIC government of Communist China sitting like a TITANIC COLOSSUS ready to crush ANY and ALL DISSENT or CRITICISM of ITS HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS! On the other hand, we have the ETHEREAL FAIRY-LIKE and TANTRIC VOLUPTUOUS Sa Ding Ding who outwardly PROFESSES her allegiance to China as one of its loyal citizens, BUT WHO CAN TELL WHAT WILL HAPPEN? Remember, it is wise to SPRING SURPRISES UPON the EVIL EMPIRE when such things are LEAST EXPECTED, and Communist China MAY FIND THEIR FORTUNE COOKIE HAS CRUMBLED and THEIR DIRTY LAUNDRY LAUNDERED BEFORE THE WATCHFUL EYES OF THE WORLD STAGE!!!!!