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A MOST REVOLTING TURN OF EVENTS, INDEED, WHEN BOTH Bush AND THE supreme PINHEADS(Roberts, Scalia, Alito, Thomas, Kennedy) AND THE ESTIMABLE John Paul Stevens, ARE ALL ON THE CORRECT SIDE, FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS!!!!! Stevens, OF THE LIBERAL BENT, JOINED WITH THE FATUOUS FATHEADS FOUR right-wing-nuts AND THE SWITCH-BITCH Kennedy TO STICK IT TO Bush's ARROGANT MIS-USE OF his presidential POWER, AND THE FOUR LIBERAL JURISTS DISSENTED BECAUSE OF HUMAN RIGHTS CONCERNS, TREATIES BETWEEN AMERICA AND FOREIGN COUNTRIES, AND TO SWALLOW THEIR PRIDE AND KNUCKLE UNDER Bush's ARROGANT MIS-USE OF his presidential POWER, IN ORDER TO ADHERE TO THEIR CONSCIENCES AND PRINCIPLES! THE right-wing-nuts AND SWITCH-BITCH Kennedy WERE CONCERNED WITH STATE COURTS' RIGHTS AND THEIR "BIG-BROTHER" PRESENCE AS THE HEAD JUDGES OF THE LAND CALLING THE SHOTS AND PROTECTING THEIR SMALLER BRETHEREN COURTS OF THE STATES. Bush CHALLENGED THEIR HEGEMONY, AND THEY GAVE HIM A RESOUNDING SLAP IN HIS STUPID FACE IN RETURN! Roberts, Scalia, Alito, Thomas and Kennedy ARE SMALL-MINDED CON-servatives WHO TOLERATE LITTLE ENCROACHMENT ON THEIR HEGEMONY, EVEN IF IT IS THEIR "FRIEND" THE DERANGED, RETARDED CHIMPANZEE George W. Bush WHO TRIES TO DO IT! Stevens WAS ACTING STRANGELY AND WRONGLY AGAIN, BECAUSE HE DID SO PREVIOUSLY WHEN HE JOINED WITH Kennedy and THE GANG OF FOUR IN THE EMINENT DOMAIN DECISION OF ALL GOVERNMENTS BEING ABLE TO DEMOLISH THE INDIVIDUAL'S PROPERTY RIGHTS IF IT IS RULED FOR THE COMMON GOOD, i.e., PROGRESS, WHICH USUALLY FAVORS THE RAPACIOUS INDUSTRY'S GREED AND GRAFT! IN ANY CASE, Stevens and Kennedy MUST GO WHEN THE DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENT IS ELECTED, AND I'M FERVENTLY HOPING Scalia GOES DUCK-HUNTING WITH HIS BUTT-BUDDY Cheney AND GETS SHOT FATALLY BY HIM, Thomas DROPPING DEAD OF A HEART ATTACK, Roberts HAVING HIS FATAL SEIZURE, and Alito BEING RUN OVER BY A TEN-TON TRUCK!!!!! THAT WOULD CORRECT A LOT OF THE EVIL Bush AND OTHER IDIOT presidents HAVE DONE AND OPENS THE DOOR FOR Bush and Cheney's HIGH TRIAL FOR THEIR HIGH CRIMES!!!!!
WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY, Joe Klein,I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR "HELPFUL" COMMENTS, YOU SCHMUCK!!!!! WHAT A PUTZ Klein IS TO MAKE SUCH AN OUTRAGEOUS COMMENT! WELL, CONSIDERING time HAS MORPHED INTO A Bush-McPAIN-LOVING RAG, I AM NOT SURPRISED AT ALL! "a fanciful scenario" IS RATHER TOO POLITE AND NICE A TERM FOR SOME UNDERHANDED CHICANERY AFOOT AS Klein TRIES TO BUGGER AROUND WITH DEMOCRATS' MINDS AND HEARTS WITH HIS SNEAKY CLOSET-repugnicant-rethug-repub VILE MACHINATIONS! DON'T BE FOOLED BY Klein's DASTARDLY PLOT, PEOPLE!!!! BOTH time AND Klein ARE OUT OF TIME, AND TIME AND TIDE WAIT FOR NO time OR Klein!!!!!
Obama & Bloomberg? OY VEY, OY GEVALT!!!!! Todd and Montanaro HAVE COME UP WITH A REAL "WINNER", LIKE GLASS SHARDS IN THE VASELINE, BLOWFISH IN MRS. MURPHY'S FISH CHOWDER, PHOSPHORIC ACID IN THE BAPTISMAL FONT, A HUGE STINKING TURD FLOATING IN THE PUNCHBOWL, A VIPER IN BABY'S DIAPER, YOU GET THE PICTURE!!!! Bloomberg, OF COURSE IS THE VIPER, THE TURD, THE ACID, THE BLOWFISH AND THE GLASS! BUT Todd and Montanaro JUST MADE A HONEST STUPID SUPPOSITION(OR IS THAT A SUPPOSITORY TO BE STUCK UP YOU-KNOW-WHERE?)WHEREAS Joe Klein's MENDACIOUS MACHINATIONS OF PUTTING Gore & Obama TOGETHER WERE MOTIVATED BY HIS repugnicant-rethug-repub SYMPATHIES!!!!!
Kagan, O'Hanlon, Pollack! THESE PO-FACED CREEPS SOUND LIKE THE NAMES OF A BUNCH OF STINKING DEAD FISH ON DISPLAY AT A CHEAP FISHMONGER'S, THEIR DEAD EYES GAZING OUTWARD, FLABBY LIPS PARTED WIDE OPEN TO ATTRACT THE FLIES, AND STINKING TO HIGH HELL!!!!! YES, Kagan, "the civil war in Iraq is over," TIME NOW FOR THE UN-CIVIL ALL OUT REGIONAL WAR TO ERUPT FULL FORCE, YOU STUPID FOUR-EYED FREAK AND neo-CON-man!!!!! WHAT A PACK OF BOMBASTIC IGNORAMUSES, BLITHERING IMBECILES, MORONIC DOLTS Kagan, O'Hanlon, Pollack, Bush, Cheney, THE WHOLE ROTTEN SEWER-RAT SCUM NEST OF THESE HIGH WAR AND CIVIL CRIMINALS ARE!!!!! LIKE THE DEAD ROTTING FISH THEY ARE, THEY ALL DESERVE TO BE BURIED DEEP TO BECOME FERTILIZER AND AT LEAST SERVE A USEFUL PURPOSE FOR A CHANGE, OR BE THROWN INTO THE OCEAN TO SERVE AS CHUM!!!!!
THESE VITROLIC ATTACKS SHOULD NOT BE FOCUSED ON EACH OTHER BY Obama AND Clinton, THEY SHOULD BE FOCUSED AT THE PASTY-FACED, FLIP-FLOPPING, SCHIZOID, CHOLERIC MADMAN AND Bush WANNABE John McPAIN! McPAIN IS THE Judas, THE McCarthy, THE repugnicant-rethug-repub fudge-pachyderm WHOSE SHOULD BE IN THE CROSSHAIRS OF THE DEMOCRATIC ATTACK!!!!! WAKE UP, DEMOCRATIC PARTY, AND THROW EVERYTHING AND THE KITCHEN SINK AT John McPAIN LIKE I HAVE BEEN DOING CONSTANTLY!!!! DO YOU NOT SEE THE TRUE ENEMY HERE? ATTACK, ATTACK, ATTACK, ATTACK, ATTACK, DEFEAT AND DEMOLISH McPAIN AND THE G.O.P., THE GROTESQUE OPPORTUNISTIC PEDERASTS OF THE right-wing AND BURY THEM!!!!!
Megan McCain "ACTING" LIKE AN IDIOT? NO ACTING INVOLVED THERE, AS THE DAUGHTER OF A WHITE ZOMBIE STEPFORD WIFE, IS A WHITE ZOMBIE STEPFORD WIFE-TO-BE WITHOUT A DOUBT!!!!!
Sung by the Gonzales CLONE and Bush-ANUS-Kissing toady Michael Mukasey:
"BLAME IT ON THE RED-TAPE FISA, WITH ITS NUMEROUS RULES!
BLAME IT ON THE RED-TAPE FISA, WHEN WE ARE THE FOOLS!
OH, IT BEGAN WITH JUST ONE LITTLE MISS
BUT THEN IT ENDED UP A BIG PUDDLE OF PISS!
BLAME IT ON THE RED-TAPE FISA
(THE FLOP OF BUMBLING DOLTS!)
(NOW WAS IT THE WARRANT?)
NO, NO, THE RED-TAPE FISA
(OR THE BROKEN SNOOPER?)
NO, NO, THE RED-TAPE FISA
(NOW WAS IT OUR INEPTITUDE?)
YEAH, YEAH, THE RED-TAPE FISA
(THE FLOP OF BUMBLING DOLTS!)"
[TO THE TUNE OF "BLAME IT ON THE BOSSA NOVA", with APOLOGIES to Barry Mann, Cynthia Weil and Eydie Gorme]
FINALLY Jeanette's FACE GETS UN-PICASSOED!!!!! CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT INSTALLMENT!!!!!