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Tuesday, March 25, 2008 04:56 PM
Original article: Seduced by the Dalai Lama

THERE IS METHOD IN HIS SEEMING MADNESS....

The Dalai Lama, one of the FEW World Religious Leaders whom I both respect and venerate, is in an unenviable position indeed, caught between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea, I'll let you readers out there decide who is what, china and the rest of the world. His seeming inaction and not taking a firm stand against the DESPOTIC TYRANNY of communist china may be seen as MADDENING INACTION and the HEIGHT OF USELESSNESS to those anti-china radicals who want to free Tibet from china's yoke. Perhaps these radicals and Louis Bayard should take a lesson in psychology from the parable of the icy blowing wind trying to make a man remove his heavy coat by blowing unceasing powerful gusts of icy wind, which made the man hunker down and wrap his coat around himself even tighter. The sun, seeing this, told the icy wind to cease and let him have a try. Warm sunshine enfolded the man, who being plesantly warm, removed his coat in a few moments. The moral of the story is the harder you try by force to achieve your goal, like the radicals blowing icy wind gusts, the more stubborn the man will wrap his coat around himself, like china hunkering down against Tibetan resistance. The Dalai Lama, whose brilliance and goodness are like sunshine, will surely prevail in the end to rid Tibet of china's DESPOTIC HEGEMONY!!!!!

Tuesday, March 25, 2008 05:14 PM
Original article: An Olympic disgrace

BOW-WOW AND MEOW ARE HEADED FOR THE HOT-POT!

BOWSER and KITTY are HEADED fer the chinese HOT-POT! It is a WELL-KNOWN fact that the chinese will EAT ANYTHING THAT MOVES OR DOESN'T MOVE, including freshly-born hairless baby rats that are mewling and blindly crawling about, drenched in honey! Dog and Cat, therefore, are both DELICACIES for the chinese palate, which would DELIGHT in the scene of Larry Fine chasing a doggie through the restaurant in a Three Stooges(tm) short, brandishing, of course, a chinese cleaver!!!!! Anything is fair game, from tiger, deer and snake penises to bear's paws to sea cucumbers[which look much more disgusting than their innocuous name would merit!]! But Ted Kerasote is RIGHT ON THE MONEY about how the chinese treat dogs and cats, YES, they WOULD send a dog or cat OUT "on a night like this," as they HAVE SCANT REGARD for the value they put on their own human life, MUCH LESS those lives of animals!

Tuesday, March 25, 2008 05:28 PM

OOPS! MY GAFFE IS SHOWING!

John McPAIN: "Iran is training al-Qaeda operatives."

Joe LIE-berman: "No No No No! That's wrong."

John McPAIN: "IRAQ is training al-Qaeda operatives."

Joe LIE-berman: "NO NO NO NO! THAT'S WRONG!"

John McPAIN: "George W. Bush is training al-Qaeda operatives."

Joe LIE-berman: "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Maybe."

Lindsey "RatFace" Graham: "In MY learned opinion...."

McPAIN and LIE-berman(as one voice): "WHO ASKED YOU??????"

WE GET THE MESSAGE, Glenn Greenwald, WE CAN'T AFFORD HAVING ANY OF THESE "THREE STOOGES" BOMBASTIC MORONIC IGNORAMUSES & MEALY-MOUTHED CRETINOUS IMBECILES, GET EVEN NEAR THE WHITE HOUSE IN 2008!!!!!

Wednesday, March 26, 2008 01:12 PM

OF COURSE YOU KNOW, repugnicant-rethug-repubs, THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!

THESE DECLARED ATTACKS AGIN' HILLARY CLINTON AND BARACK OBAMA ARE PRECISELY WHY I AM CURRENTLY THROWING EVERYTHING, AND THE KITCHEN SINK AT THE repugnicant-rethug-repub fudge-pachyderm SCUM IN ORDER TO BULLDOZE THEM TO THEIR ELEPHANT GRAVEYARD OF WHITE AND BLEACHING BONES!!!!! WHETHER THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE IS BARACK OBAMA OR HILLARY CLINTON, I WILL MAKE IT MY PRIMARY OBJECTIVE TO TORPEDO AND SINK SWIFT-BOAT-SMEAR ATTACKS AGIN' THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES AND TO UNLEASH MY VITROLIC INVECTIVE AGIN' John McPAIN AND WHOEVER THE SCHMUCK HIS V.P. CANDIDATE IS, I REALLY HOPE IT IS Mitt SCARECROW of Romney MARSH, I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO RE-ROUBLE AND RE-TRIPLE MY ATTACKS AGIN' PASTY-FACED, FLIP-FLOPPING SCHIZOID CHOLERIC HYPOCRITE MADMAN COWARDLY LION John McPAIN and Mitt HOLLOW SOULLESS BRAINLESS LYING HYPOCRITE SCARECROW of Romney MARSH AND THROW A FLYING HOUSE UPON THEIR WORTHLESS CARCASES LIKE THE MOTOR HOME I FLUNG UPON THE THREE WEIRD SISTERS, WICKED WITCH-BITCH-HAGS OF THE right-wing-nut CROWD, Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin and Melanie Morgan, AND THE OVERFLOWING PORT-A-POTTY I SMASHED THAT DESPICABLE BLACKGUARD AND SOCIOPATHIC CRIMINAL PARASITE SCUM Richard Mellon Scaife WITH!!!!! BE WARNED, THE KID GLOVES ARE OFF, PREPARE TO MEET YER MAKER, SATAN, repugnicant-rethug-repub fudge-pachyderms!!!!! PASS ME MY ELEPHANT GUN, BEARER!!!!! KABLOOM!!!!!

Wednesday, March 26, 2008 01:31 PM

THE ANSWER MY FRIEND, IS BLOWIN' FROM HIS BUTT-WIND.....

"NO ELECTION-YEAR POLITICS" WITH THE SOLUTIONS FOR THE ECONOMY, CAME THE BLAST OF HOT AIR FROM John McPAIN's LYING MAW SIMULTANEOUSLY WITH A THUNDEROUS BLAST OF METHANE FROM HIS DECREPIT BACKSIDE!!!! THE ANSWER MY FRIEND, IS BLOWIN' FROM HIS BUTT-WIND'S RANK MIASMA OF METHANE OR FROM THE HOT-AIR HE SPEWS FROM HIS DETESTABLE MAW, TAKE YER PICK, LADIES AND GENTS, IT'S ONE AND THE SAME, A TALE TOLD BY AN IDIOT McPAIN, FULL OF SOUND AND FURY, SIGNIFYING NOTHING OF SUBSTANTIVE VALUE OR WORTH, i.e., WORTHLESS CRAP!!!!! YOU IGNORE OUR ECONOMIC PROBLEMS AT YOUR PERIL, McPAIN!!!!!

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