The FACT that Fred Hiatt is an IDIOT, a STINKING TURD, a HYPOCRITICAL Bush-ANUS KISSER, a JINGOISTIC PROPAGANDA DISSEMINATOR is QUITE EVIDENT by the LUDICROUS and INFANTILE LOGORRHEIC he SPOUTS in DEFENDING the FASCIST-NAZI, NAZI-FASCIST TACTICS that TRAITORS in the U.S. GOVERNMENT as well as FELLOW-TRAVELLING "FIFTH COLUMNISTS" like Hiatt BLATANTLY USE to PROP UP these BANANA-REPUBLIC DESPOTS like Uribe in Colombia, and PAST DICTATORS like Somoza of Nicaragua and Pinochet of Chile, in their MISGUIDED and ASININE PATHETIC EFFORTS to STAVE OFF communism by creating BULWARKS of anti-communistic "democratic Fascist-Nazi, Nazi-Fascist, GOOSE-STEPPING BANANA-REPUBLIC DESPOTS" who are PROOF of the PUDDING that the U.S. "CURE" as EXTOLLED by BOMBASTIC IMBECILES like Fred Hiatt, IS A MILLION TIMES WORSE THAN THE SO-CALLED "MALADY" AFFLICTING THE South American NATION in QUESTION!!!!! Fred Hiatt PROBABLY GOT these foreign policy "principles" from the NEAREST GARBAGE DUMP or SEPTIC TANK!!!!!

WE PRESENT "THE GREAT KARNAK," FRESHLY OR IS THAT FOETIDLY ARISEN FROM THE GRAVE AFTER Johnny Carson's UNTIMELY PASSING, IN THE PERSON OF NONE OTHER THAN.....Howard Fineman!!!!! Howard READS MINDS[HARD TO DO WHEN THOSE WHOSE MIND HE CLAIMS TO BE ABLE TO READ DON'T HAVE ANY MINDS WORTH READING!] DOES IN-ACCURATE PREDICTIONS, FORTELLS THE FUTURE[OF ALL EXCEPT HIMSELF, WHEN Howard IS RUN OVER BY A BUS AS HE STEPS OFF THE CURB IN FRONT OF MSNBC]!!!!! BETCHA YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING, Howard!!!!! HAH!

LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN DODGE A PREDATOR DRONE YOU ARE FOND OF SENDING AGIN' THE "TERRORIST ENEMY" YOU ARE SO PROUD OF BLOWING TO SMITHEREENS, Bush! YOU ARE THE ENEMY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, NOW YOU EAT HELLFIRE MISSILE!!!!! KABLOOM!!!!! MY, MY, ITS RAINING Bush ALL OVER!!!!!

And McPAIN is a' singin' at 3 a.m.,

"BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB Iran,

BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB Iran,

BOMB Iraaaan, Let's BOMB Iraaaan,

Ha Ha Let's try it ONE MORE TIME!

You got me BOMBIN' and a DESTROYIN'

BOMBIN' and a DECIMATIN'

BOMB Iran BOMB Iran

BOMB BOMB Iran!!!!!"

Very well documented, Glenn Greenwald, but PARDON ME WHILST I PUKE AT THE LOGORRHEIC PAEAN OF PUS-FILLED DRECK THAT THE BOMBASTIC IMBECILES AND BLITHERING POINTY-HEADED NABOBS of right-wing-nut MORONIC QUARTER-WITS(HALF OF A HALF-WIT) like Podhoretz, Barnes, Sammon, Lowry, Kristol, Pataki, Giuliani(what happened to your CLINCHED Presidential bid, Rudy?), AD NAUSEUM have been EXCRETING in a DIARRHEA of MEANINGLESS DRIVEL and a CONSTIPATION of INTELLIGENT IDEAS!!!!! TO IDOLIZE a KNOWN HIGH WAR & CIVIL CRIMINAL like that DERANGED RETARDED CHIMPANZEE George W. Bush IS NOT ONLY THE HEIGHT OF INSANITY, IT IS ALSO CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY AND THESE ACCESSORIES TO Bush's MANY CRIMES MUST BE PUNISHED ALONG WITH HIM!!!!! THIS GOES BEYOND POLITICAL WORSHIP TO ACTIVELY INCITING, AIDING & ABETTING THE CRIMINAL Bush IN HIS UNBRIDLED LAWBREAKING!!!!!

IT'S CLOBBERING TIME FOR THESE MENDACIOUS, FLAGRANT LAWBREAKERS WHO FEEL THEY CAN DO SO WITH IMPUNITY!!!!! THOSE WHO MISUSE GOVERNMENT POWERS WILL BE PUNISHED BY THE INEXORABLE TURN OF THE KARMIC WHEEL OF RETRIBUTION, WHICH WILL CRUSH Bush, Cheney, Mukasey, Bushland Uber Allies UNDER ITS EVER-GRINDING WHEEL OF RETURNING PAYMENT FOR THEIR MANY HIGH CRIMES. Bush, Cheney and Bushland Uber Allies WILL SUFFER THE ENORMITY OF THEIR CRIMES AS THE WHEEL TURNS AND GRINDS THEIR MISERABLE BONES INTO DUST!!!!!

So WHO, you may ask, are these TWO PERFECT CONTESTANTS? First, I would like to substitute the REGULAR maggots in the garbage dump with FLESH-EATING MAGGOTS of the type used by the LATE GREAT Veronica Lake when she placed these CUTE CRITTERS onto Adolf Hitler's face to eat him alive in her LAST film, FLESH FEAST(1970)! The TWO CONTESTANTS in QUESTION are OF COURSE, Fuhrer George W. Bush and Reischsfuhrer Richard B. Cheney! EAT AWAY, MAGGOTS, ON THESE TWO MAGGOTS!!!! MUNCH, MUNCH, MUNCH!!!!! NOW THROW IN THE REST OF Bushland Uber Allies! STOP SCEAMING, Condi and Mukasey, IT'LL ALL BE OVER QUICKER THAN YOU CAN SAY "Waterboarding!"

AND THEREFORE....WHAT HAPPENS when McCain, in the UNLIKELY EVENTUALITY HE is elected President, has ONE of his ANGER ATTACKS when his finger is poised above the DOOMSDAY BUTTON? WE CAN ALL KISS OUR COLLECTIVE ASSES GOOD-BYE AS ARMAGEDDON IS UNLEASHED!!!!! THAT is the BEST REASON for NOT ELECTING a CHOLERIC MADMAN like John McCain, A BIG McPAIN IN THE McASS!!!!!

What a DREAM, OOPS! NIGHTMARE TEAM McPAIN is assembling! Carly Fiorina, THE DUMB CLUCK WHO ALMOST RUINED Hewlett-Packard? Mike DuHaime, THE IMBECILIC MORON WHO EFFECTIVELY SCUTTLED HIS OWN SKIPPER Giuliani's CAMPAIGN SHIP EVEN BEFORE IT GOT A CHANCE TO SAIL? McPAIN BETTER HOPE Donatelli and Eisenberg WILL BE POWERFUL ENOUGH to COUNTERACT DuHaime and Fiorina's PERNICIOUS HARMFUL INFLUENCE, THOUGH I HOPE THEY AREN'T AND McCAIN IS THOROUGHLY CLOBBERED IN NOVEMBER, THE SAME WAY Richard Widmark PUSHED "OLD LADY" McPAIN DOWN THE STAIRS IN "HER" WHEELCHAIR in KISS OF DEATH(1947)!!!!! Tommy Udo, WHERE ARE YOU WHEN WE NEED YOUR SERVICES? HAH!!!!

The EASIER approach would be to DEVELOP CARNIVOROUS PLANT LIFE like FANGED HEADS of LETTUCE, CABBAGE, COTTON, TOMATO, BEAN, CORN, WHEAT, RICE, ORANGE, APPLE, FRUIT, ALL FOOD and TEXTILE, HUMAN-USE CROPS SO THEY CAN EAT THOSE CRITTERS LIKE THE BOLLWORM THAT USED TO PREY UPON IT, IN RETURN!!!!! OF COURSE, THERE IS THE PROBLEM OF LOSING HUMAN PICKERS AND HARVESTERS TO THESE VORACIOUS FLORA, BUT HELL, THERE ARE A LOT OF EXPENDABLE MIGRANT WORKERS, Nicht Wahr, right-wing-nut IMMIGRATION OPPOSERS? THOUGH MY PERSONAL PREFERENCE WOULD BE TO MAKE YOU right-wing-nut immigration opposers, ALONG WITH ALL CRIMINALS IN OUR OVERCROWDED PRISONS, TO "WORK" AS PICKERS AND HARVESTERS, i.e., BE EATEN BY THE HUNGRY CROPS! HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!!!