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Look up there in the SKY! It's a BOID! It's a PLANE! ITS, ITS, ITS.....Rush RIMBUGGER the BOMBASTIC IGNORAMUS and his sidekick BOY BLUNDER, IN-Sean(INSANE) CALAMITY-Hannity! Our DARING DUO of DODOs MINCE ALONG in Tom Tomorrow's MARVELOUS SPOT-ON-THE-MONEY COLOURFUL TRUE AND TELLING COMMENTARY on our our two hero-sandwiches as they seek to PROPAGANDIZE and JINGOISTICALLY PERVERT the virtues of TRUTH, HONESTY, LAW, JUSTICE and THE AMERICAN WAY with their DISTINCTIVE brand of Fascist-Nazi, Nazi-Fascist CALUMNY and LIES! The pasty-faced, flip-flopping schizoid madman John McPAIN is seen as well, the TARGET of Rimbugger and Calamity-Hannity who represent the whole "IN-Justice League of America" made up of other right-wing-nut super-duper-pooper-scooper "heroes" like "Wonder Women" Ann COULTER-geist, Michelle Monkey-Malkin, Melanie Gorgon-Morgan, Kate O'Beirne(this witch at the stake), Debbie Schlussel-SLUSH-Hell(if THEY'RE Women, it's a WONDER!), Hugh HeWITT-less, Michael "Oh-You"Savage, Bill O'LIE-lly, William Kristol-BALLS, George LAST Will(and Testament), Victor Davis Hanson('s Disease), Jack Burk(e and Hare)man, Michael Retard-Richards, Rusty HUMPhrey, James DOLT-son, SNARK Levin, Jonah ICED-berg, Karl PORKER-Rove, Bill "Lying Creep" Bennett, Ted "Mrs."Olson(the Busybody), et cetera AD NAUSEUM!!!!! HAH!
More, Scott, More, More, More! I can't wait for the next installment of your rendition of ATOM AGE VAMPIRE(I want to see how you depict "The Vampire,") HEH HEH HEH!!!!!
Give 'em Hell, Glenn! Show these miserable cowardly puffed-up ARMCHAIR "Culture Warriors" that they have met the enemy, and it is THEM! What a bunch of despicable hypocricial jerks they are in REALITY!
A Barack Obama in the hand is WORTH two WORTHLESS Bushes(one named John McCain)! America DOES NOT NEED nor DOES IT WANT a TURD(3rd) Bush term, which would definitely be a TERM for the WORSE!!!!!
This is HILARIOUS! Jeanette's Picasso-like face and her swinging pasties made me laugh uproariously! Keep up the Good Work, Scott!
This photo of Obama dressing in traditional Somali clothing is a GLARING, OBVIOUS, DEVIOUS, UNDERHANDED PLOT, not originating from Hillary's camp, but by Matt Drudge and other right-wing-nut creeps and spread by other DUNG-dit(pundits full of crap) commentators in an attempt to SOW the SEEDS of SUSPICION and DISTRUST amongst the Obama and Clinton camps in an effort to weaken both Democratic camps and give the G(rotesque) O(pportunistic) P(ederast) party of fudge-pachyderm repugnicant-repub-republicans the EDGE in 2008! NO DOUBT ABOUT IT, this is a CLASSIC Karl FAT PIG Rovian TACTIC, STRAIGHT FROM HIS SKID-MARKED PLAYBOOK, and it WAS Rove who urged Drudge to run this photo and say that it was the Clinton camp who had been spreading it around! DON'T BE FOOLED, AMERICANS, and ESPECIALLY the Obama camp, DON'T USE THIS AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO CRITICIZE the Clinton camp for something they had nothing to do with, and DON'T BE STUPID in BEING ARROGANT to the POINT that you all are BEYOND REPROACH! THIS means you fell into the republicans' TRAP and these MISERABLE SCUM are given a chance of beating you in 2008 if their SWIFT-BOAT-SMEAR and CREATING DIVISION in the Democratic Party succeeds! WE TRUE AMERICANS SURE AS HELL DON'T WANT THAT HAPPENING!!!!!
These pointy-headed bombastic bloated imbecilic morons who DENY Global Warming are the very same ones who insist the earth is flat, the sun revolves around the earth, man did not descend from the ape(except for George W. Bush who got STUCK before he evolved completely into a HUMAN BEING, he is only an IN-complete IN-human BEAST!), as well as other RIDICULOUS NOTIONS that should be put on the same shelf as Snake Oil and other CHARLATANIC NOTIONS!!!!!
William F. Buckley Jr. was a person of no consequence, despite his seeming air of ERUDITION and COUNTERFEIT WISDOM. He was a MENDACIOUS, SPITEFUL, SMALL-MINDED BIGOT and CHARALATAN MASQUERADING as a CON-servative thinker. His LOGORRHEICLY VERBOSE DIARRHEA OF WORDS WAS IN REALITY A CONVOLUTED CONSTIPATION OF REAL IDEAS USED BY HIM TO SKILLFULLY DISGUISE HIS TRUE SHORTCOMINGS AS A HUMAN BEING FOR HE WAS AS EMPTY AS A SCARECROW OF Mitt Romney MARSH, WITH NO HEART, SOUL or SUBSTANTIVE CORE IN HIS CARCASE! I FEEL NO SYMPATHY WHATSOEVER FOR HIS PASSING EXCEPT TO SAY "GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH!" HOPE HE FINDS GEHENNA TO HIS LIKING, OL' MAN Russell Kirk IS BUSY COOKING UP A STORM OF HUMAN BAR-B-Q WITH MEPHISTOPHELES IN ANTICIPATION OF LIL' Bill's COMING TO JOIN THEM!
BloomBOIG says he's NOT running for President BECAUSE he was PAID BILLIONS BY THE republicans who are afraid he will SIPHON OFF VOTES from McCain the same way Ross Perot DID agin' George H.W. Poppy Bush! What a CROCK of CHICANERY!
MAESTRO of BUFFOONERY? WHY THAT WOULD BE George W. Bush, the King of Fools, Emperor of Idiots, Tyrant of Imbeciles, Potentate of Goniffs! CHIMPya has a killer blend of mincing sissy macho swagger and CONSTANT befuddlement at his own STUPIDITY!
WE NEED CONSCIENTIOUS, PERSNICKETY INDIVIDUALS like Nicholson Baker WHO EXTOL THE OBSCURE AND UNHEARD OF IN ORDER TO SAVE THE BIZARRE, WEIRD & WONDERFUL LITTLE-KNOWN FACTS AND INDIVIDUALS AND THEIR WORK FOR POSTERITY! OTHERWISE, WHO WOULD KNOW OR EVEN HEAR OF SUCH WONDERS?
GREAT STUFF, Scott! After ATOM AGE VAMPIRE is done, howsabout you do EYES WITHOUT A FACE, a similar "vein" hee hee as ATOM AGE VAMPIRE? CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT INSTALLMENT!