The sight of such BLACK-hearted LILY-livered republican right-wingers FALLING ALL OVER THEMSELVES trying to BESMIRCH and KNOCK DOWN John McCain IS LAUGHABLE, HILARIOUS and ENTERTAINING as HELL. GO FOR IT, Rush Limburger, Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Rick Santorum(is HE still around?), Sean Hannity, et cetera AD NAUSEUM! Pardon me a minute while I go get a giant tub of popcorn with oodles of melted butter, a large soft drink with lots and lots of ice, and perhaps some nachos with melted cheese and a big pizza with EVERYTHING on it! BOY, this is better than the SUPER BOWL(tm)! TRULY the saying "NO honour among thieves" NEVER RANG TRUER than in this situation, which may be the single greatest reason why the G.O.P. = R.I.P. in 2008! YAY!

Glenn Greenwald UNERRINGLY points out the ridiculous hypocrisy and clay-smeared-hind-feet of the the right. My answers to their questions: Why don't Democrats become more bipartisan? BECAUSE they are waiting for the republicans to BECOME bipartisan, Democrats have always been bipartisan! Why are liberal bloggers and The Angry Left so hateful? HOW ABOUT Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Rush Limburger, Michael Savage, Victor Davis Hanson, Glenn Beck, Melanie Morgan, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, et cetera AD NAUSEUM, ARE THEY SWEETNESS AND LIGHT? Why does Bush Derangement Syndrome cause people to say such mean things, make such extreme accusations, about the Commander-in-THIEF? WELL, THE FACT THAT the commander-in-THIEF IS A LYING WAR and CIVIL CRIMINAL may have something to do with it, plus the fact that he is DERANGED, and that Bush HAS DONE ALL THOSE MEAN THINGS AND ACTS he is "accused of DOING! Bush has done all of those things, and more, IN FACT! So why is the right, CRYBABY CREEPS that they are, making such a BIG FUSS about it? STOP being PARANOID MENTAL CASES about the TRUTH that is staring YOU in the face, RIGHT-wing, before you get LEFT behind and a SHARP LEFT HOOK in the face!!!!!

The witty Tom Tomorrow has once again presented a DAZZLING PANOPLY of mirth and merriment in his vitriol-etched depiction of the HYDRA-headed, three-faced( I have used THIS description to refer to ALL of the three candidates in previous posts) MONSTROSITY that is the "perfect" republican candidate, and its creator, the SWELL(headed)little creep of a mad doctor that is a Rovian dream, a cross between Simon Bar Sinister(tm) from UNDERDOG(tm) and Dr. Pretorius(tm) from BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN(tm) with hairstyle courtesy of DILBERT(tm)'s megalomaniacal boss! That funny line about "McCain and Romney are gnawing at each other's faces!" Rings both HILARIOUS and TRUE AS HELL, and this triple-headed HYDRA-like H.P. Lovecraftian THING ON THE [American Voter's]DOORSTEP can be seen waving its putrefying arms about and groaning its psychobabble prattle that sounds like the guttural death-rattles from a mashed polecat! McCain, Romney and Huckabee are as RELEVANT to our troubled times and as APPEALING as a barrel of DESICCATED MUMMIES!!!!!

Scott Bateman has presented a hilarious animated version of SEDDOK, L'EREDE DI SATANA(Seddok, Heiress of Satan aka ATOM AGE VAMPIRE, 1960). He has taken the cheesy and terribly dubbed English dialog from the film and created his own twist on it, including a fitting and fleeting reference to "Never seeing the headline Bush admits he fucked up Iraq"...PRICELESS, Scott, I can hardly wait to see the next installment! Don't forget to rake Torticola(Twisted-Neck)Cheney over the coals too....

John McCain hates Mitt Romney? DOESN'T EVERYBODY? Everybody with half an ounce of decency or brains in their noggin WOULD HATE this lying, arrogant, empty, soullless, vacuous, smirking, grinning, STINKING TURD WITH LEGS! The fact that the right-wing-nut radio, T.V. and in-print commentators all HATE McCain and not Romney, IS PROOF POSITIVE why EVERYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND, which IMMEDIATELY THROWS OUT the afore-mentioned right-wing-nut commentators and MSM DUNG-dit POOBAHS, SHOULD HATE Mitt Romney! EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND(tm), EVERYBODY SHOULD HATE Mitt Romney, and I'm not too fond of John McCain, either, or any OTHER republican or independent/republican like Ron Paul and Joe LIE-berman!

DINKLE-BERRY, aka Rush RimBUGGER, should have asked for an EXTRA-LARGE HAVANA CEEGAR(12 inches) "LIBERALLY"(pun intended) LUBRICATED with CRISCO(tm) INSTEAD OF THE FERMENTED HONEY ENEMA to INSERT into his FUNDAMENT, seeing as Rush is in his ANAL-retentive mode with recent attacks agin' John McCain, NOT that McCain doesn't DESERVE them, Nicht Wahr?

WHO? Romney? NEVER HOID OF THE BUM! Romney, the so-called successor to the worse aspects of Bush, will soon become as IRRELEVANT and FORGOTTEN as George W., both ROTTEN PEAS in a POD-UH destined to be tossed into the GARBAGE DISPOSAL of two-bit Fascist-Nazi poiticos who acted bigger than their actual stature and came up miserably short in ALL areas, including between their legs! Compared to Romney and Bush, even a CASTRATED EUNUCH would have the ability to boast about his prowess in ALL areas, including pleasing the fairer sex, Nicht Wahr?