NO, not Wild Bill Hickock, but Wild Bill Clinton in his worst aggressive mode. Glenn Greenwald had pointed out most unerringly the vicissitudes of the former President at his worst in the serious errors he had made during his "helping" Hillary's campaign. Hell, with friends like Bill Clinton at his worst, WHO NEEDS ENEMIES or an ENEMA? Blll Clinton really ought not to be so PALSY-WALSY with George H.W. "Poppy" Bush, the republicanism is starting to rub off on his smear tactics directed towards Barack Obama. If Bill Clinton really wants to help Hillary, he will HOLD HIS TONGUE, with both of his ham-fists if necessary, mind his P's and Q's, and act like the distinguished and beloved voice of the Democratic party he is instead of a Hog-Wallowing Bubba Good Ol' Boy Redneck Cracker White Trailer Trash Scum(pardon my RACIST simile, just paying back TIT for TAT)or a BLOATED IMBECILE BLOWHARD LEECH like Chris Matthews that plays the race card! Bill Clinton ought to stop acting like a republican and be more of a True Democrat!

Tom Tomorrow has UNERRINGLY pointed out the major problem facing the Democrats for 2008. LUCKILY, it is the SAME PROBLEM facing the republicans. WHAT the Democrats have to do is, despite who the two candidates from either party are, CONSTANTLY REMIND THE AMERICAN VOTER OF the FACT that EIGHT DISASTROUS YEARS of Bush and republican governance have left America, WEAKER, OVERTAXED, DEFICIT, POORER, HATED THROUGHOUT THE WORLD, PARANOID, MEAN and MENDACIOUS in the extreme, so why EVEN CONSIDER giving the fudge-pachyderms of the G(rotesque) O(bstreperous) P(ederast) republican party ANOTHER CHANCE? NO WAY IN HELL!!!!!

With apologies to the late great Bessie Smith:

Late last night

When we were all in bed,

Mother Nature

Left the sun in the shed.

The republican elephants kicked it over,

Then CHIMPya winked his beady eyes and said

"There'll be a hot time GLOBAL WARMING

In the old town tonight!"

When a so called "religion" founded by a MOUNTEBANK and CHARLATAN like L. Ron Hubbard as a BET, namely, scientology with its PSYCHOBABBLE DROOLING from the VACUOUS MAWS of IDIOTS like Tom Cruise have BENUMBED IMBECILE FOLLOWERS, you know SOMETHING IS DEFINITELY WRONG IN THIS WORLD. Throughout history, MOUNTEBANKS, CHARALATANS and OUT-AND-OUT FAKERS like Count Alessandro di Cagliostro, cunning criminal and alchemist-charlatan and associate of the true mage Dr. John Dee, namely Edward Kelley, John R. Brinkley the "goat-gland doctor," Albert Abrams radionics "expert", Jose Arigo Brazilian psychic surgeon, et cetera AD NAUSEUM, have ENTRANCED the GULLIBLE PUBLIC with their MIRACULOUS "POWERS," WHICH UPON SCIENTIFIC SCRUNITY, VANISH LIKE THE THIN AIR THEIR SO-CALLED ASSERTIONS WERE BASED ON TO BEGIN WITH. If religion is indeed the OPIATE of the masses as Marx declared, then secret societies are a MAJOR DRUG ADDICTION for the gullible morons who SWALLOW the snake-oil supplied by these MOUNTEBANKS, CHARLATANS and FAKERS of scientology, freemasons, rosicrucians and the rest of these DETESTABLE PARASITES of society!!!!!

WHAT did the RETARDED CHIMPANZEE George W. Bush say during his THANKFULLY LAST annual speech to congress? I guess congress had to use the "Primate's Primer" to DESCIPHER Bush's BOMBASTIC IMBECILIC PSYCHOBABBLE GOBBLEDYGOOK!!!!! One wonders how even an IRRATONAL IN-human being like Bush could SPOUT SUCH UTTER NONSENSE from his DISGUSTING MAW! I remember seeing MANY CANNY MEMBERS of congress taking 40 WINKS in the audience via the televised coverage during CHIMPya DRONING ON AND ON WITH HIS BORING, MEANINGLESS DRIVEL! So WHAT EXACTLY did the RETARDED CHIMPANZEE Bush say? It seems to have GONE IN ONE EAR and OUT THE OTHER, UNLIKE SUCH MEANINGFUL SPEECHES by the late, great John F. Kennedy, for example!

In the case of the republicans, and especially in the case of POOR Rundy Giuliani, the KEYWORD is, of course the three letters ABR: A(NYONE) B(UT) R(omney). Mitt Romney is REVILED, HATED, DESPISED, IGNORED by the republicans because he is an EMPTY, SOULLESS HUSK, A SCARECROW of Mitt Romney MARSH, A FLIP-FLOPPING, LYING, UNDERHANDED THIEF, BLASPHEMER AND UNPRINCIPLED BACK-STABBING BLACKGUARD who THROWS HIS ILL-STOLEN MONEY AROUND LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW and who has WASTED ALL HIS SPENT MONEY ON USELESS ATTEMPTS TO GAIN THE republican NOMINATION. Well, Giuliani, McCain, Huckabee, etc cetera AD NAUSEUM, THEY ALL REGARD Romney MUCH THE SAME WAY AS A CANDIRU FISH IN THE VASELINE, PHOSPHORIC ACID IN THE BAPTISMAL FONT, BROKEN GLASS IN THE RICE PUDDING, A HUGE STINKING TURD FLOATING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PUNCHBOWL, SOMETHING TO BE PERMANENTLY AND QUICKLY REMOVED FROM POLITE COMPANY BEFORE IT POISONS EVERTHING AND EVERYONE!

Mitt Romney, TALKING DEPARTMENT STORE MANNEQUIN, FLASHING HIS VACUOUS EMPTY GRIN and EXTENDING HIS WOODEN ARM LIKE A RAILWAY SIGNAL....WHAT A LAUGHABLE IMAGE. Mitt SHOULD be KEYNOTE SPEAKER at a VENTRILOQUISTS' CONVENTION, where Charlie McCarthy(the SMART one, Mitt is the DUMB one) WOULD BE THE SPEAKER THEY ALL COME TO HEAR, NOT Mitt! They have a proverb in the East that says "Fools must die in order to learn something truly great." If that is INDEED or IN-DEAD the case, then Romney, McCain, Huckabee, ALL republicans should line up to SHUFFLE OFF THIS MORTAL COIL and KICK THE BUCKET, THEN PERHAPS they can LEARN SOMETHING WHICH WILL BE OF USE TO AMERICA, INSTEAD OF THEIR BOMBASTIC IMBECILITY THEY ARE SHOWERING US WITH!