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Tuesday, January 22, 2008 04:59 PM
Original article: Dead party walking

HEADING FOR THE LAST ROUNDUP, HEADING FOR THE LAST ROUNDUP......

Yep, them thar ellyphants, them fudge-pachyderms of that thar Grotesque Obstreperous Pedophile, G.O.P. party are a headin' for the last roundup, to rest their weary bones in them thar hills in the ellyphant graveyard of white bones down yonder...Yessir, they are a marchin' down thar, McCain, Romney, Huckabee, Giuliani, Hunter, Paul, Thompson, Oops, sorry, Thompson, he DAID already, plumb dropped out DEAD-DAID!!!! Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee!!!!!

"THAIYRE HEADIN' FER THE LAST ROUNDUP,

HEADIN' FER THE LAST ROUNDUP,

GIT ALONG LILLU PACKY GIT ALONG, GIT ALONG

GIT ALONG LILLU PACKY GIT ALONG, GIT ALONG!"

G.O.P. = R.I.P.(Rest In [Bony] Pieces!)

Tuesday, January 22, 2008 05:19 PM
Original article: The Headless McCain Smear

YOU CAN CATCH MORE FLIES WITH.....

Glenn Greenwald has once again presented a splendid analysis of the DEVIOUS MINDS of McCain, Bush, Rove and the assorted MOUNTEBANKS, CREEPS and ASININE DOLTS who call themselves "politicians"! As the late great Hubert Humphrey, remarked to then-President Lyndon B. Johnson, who had summoned Hubert to walk with LBJ in a cow pasture, "Look, Mr. President, I just stepped on the republican platform," expostulated the witty Hubert, after having inadvertently slipped on some cow dung and adroitly recovering his balance! The moral of the story is that SMEARS sometimes work, and you can definitely catch more republican _HIT-flies at any rate with manure than you can with sugar! Right, you buzzing flies McCain, Bush and Rove? Well done Glenn, for a refreshingly sharp look at the TRUTH of the matter!

Wednesday, January 23, 2008 02:10 PM

SO WHOSE FAULT IS THIS NICE FINE MESS THEY'VE GOTTEN US INTO, STANLEY?

So WHOSE FAULT is this NICE FINE MESS they've gotten us into, Stanley? WHY, George Walker Bush, Alan Greenspan, both republican and some democratic members of congress, Ronald Reagan, Reaganesque economics, Milton Friedman and "slippery slope sloppy supply-side economics"!!!!! All of these CRIMINALS, not to mention previous Treasury Secretary John W. Snow and current Secretary Henry Paulson as well as current Federal Reserve Chair Ben S. Bernanke, are CULPABLE for the current CRISIS facing America, which will make the Great Depression of the 1930s look like an outing in the park!!!!! Add to this the UNDERHANDED CHICANERY of CRIMINAL ORGANIZATIONS like Chase Manhattan, Bank of America, Citigroup that MASQUERADE as reputable financial organizations but are in fact PERNICIOUS PARASITE VAMPIRES who suck the lifeblood of America's economy like LAMPREYS, HAGFISH, TICKS, MITES, FLIES, MIDGES, MOSQUITOES, LEECHES and VAMPIRE BATS, TAKING from the hardworking people of America and GIVING NOTHING BACK in return! THEY MUST BE STOPPED and LIQUIDATED, EXTERMINATED for the good of America!!!!!

Wednesday, January 23, 2008 02:35 PM

I DON'T!!!!!

Ronald Reagan was an ASININE DOLT, a SENILE OLD FART who should have been ROCKING AWAY in the Motion Picture and Television Rest Home in Woodlawn Hills, NAY, Woodland CEMETERY, not tossing jelly beans into his WRINKLED MAW in the white house! The fact that MORONIC IMBECILES like Reagan and George W. Bush got elected for their "Likeability" factor means America is in a SORRY STATE indeed when COMMON SENSE is thrown out the window in favour of JINGOISTIC FASCIST-NAZI POSTURING and SELFISH FEEL-GOOD STUPIDITY and current IDIOT MSM DUNG-dit commentators like Chris Matthews, Jon Meachum, Pat Buchanan, The Wall Street Journal, David Broder, Joe Klein and ASSORTED BOOBS and CRIMINAL SYCOPHANTS who STILL BUSS Reagan's BEHIND! The BEST medicine is a BITTER PILL to swallow, not SUGAR-COATED with INANE DIABETIC-CAUSING SICKENINGLY SWEET PLATITUDES that wlll cause ORGAN FAILURE in the body of America the way Reaganeseque and George W. Bushesque CRIMINAL POLICIES have RUINED OUR NATION!!!!! When potential presidential candidates even MENTION Reagan, that should be ANATHEMA to any SANE or RATIONAL individual to UTTER, let alone even THINK ABOUT SPEAKING ABOUT!!!!!

Friday, January 25, 2008 04:04 PM

WHAT IS McCain's MIDDLE NAME??????

John McCain's MIDDLE NAME is "SELL-OUT!" McCain SOLD OUT HIS CORE PRINCIPLES BY PANDERING to the voters, and he DOES NOT STICK BY HIS BASIC VALUES, FLIP-FLOPPING LIKE A SCHIZOID MADMAN, GRINNING HIS PASTY FACE like a POWDERED MANNEQUIN DUMMY and MUTTERING INSANE NONSENSE LIKE "If we do what she[Clinton] wants to do...al-Qaida will tell the world that they've defeated the United States of America!" HELL, al-Qaida is ALREADY SAYING THIS, and UNDER WHOSE WATCH are they saying it under? WHY, THE WAR CRIMINAL and Commander-in-THIEF George W. Bush, McCain's BUTT-BUDDY and the INSANE MEGALOMANIAC DESPOT whose CRIMINAL Iraq POLICY McCain, ANOTHER INSANE MEGALOMANIAC WOULD-BE DESPOT, SUPPORTS!!!!! So DON'T CALL THE Clinton KETTLE BLACK, McCain, YOU BRAINWASHED OLD POT AND DESPOT!!!!!

Saturday, January 26, 2008 06:43 PM
Original article: A GOP thriller in Florida

HERE'S MY Mitt Romney JOKE(s)

QUESTION: WHY DID John McCain ASK Mitt Romney to BEND OVER?

ANSWER: SO McCain COULD SHARPEN HIS PENCILS WITH Romney's UP-TIGHT BEHIND!

Here's another:

QUESTION: WHAT'S THE SMARTEST THING TO COME OUT OF Mitt Romney's MOUTH?

ANSWER: Rudy Giuliani's "MIDDLE LEG!"

And the CLINCHER:

QUESTION: WHY DID Mike Huckabee ASK TO BORROW Mitt Romney's MORMON BIBLE?

ANSWER: Huckabee RAN OUT OF PAGES FROM THE SEARS ROEBUCK CATALOG IN HIS OUTHOUSE!!!!!

Sunday, January 27, 2008 12:05 PM

VOX POPULI.....

VOX POPULI, "The Voice of the People" has spoken, and it is pretty clear that they want a FRESH, NEW FACE like Obama over a HAGGARD WRINKLED EXPERIENCED OLD FACE like Clinton, McCain, Romney, Giuliani, et cetera AD NAUSEUM! The people are pretty much FED UP with the DERANGED CHIMPANZEE George W. and his Bush Crime Family BARREL OF MONKEYS, ALL republicans, ALL gutless Democrats who capitulate to BushCo, and the Clintons and their underhanded chicanery. Hell, Bill Clinton is ALL PALSY-WALSY with George H.W. Bush, CHIMPya's poppy, THICK AS THIEVES!!!!! TIME is not on the Bushes and Clintons SIDE, though the GRIM REAPER would be a WELCOME companion for both the Bushes and Clintons! The Bushes and Clintons time is PAST, they are destined, especially in Bush's case, to be charged as a HIGH WAR CRIMINAL with Torticola Richard B. Cheney and the rest of the MISCREANTS of Bushland Uber Allies! Saddam is WAITING IN HELL for his butt-buddies George Bushes 41 1nd 43, and the GRIM REAPER is set to SWING HIS DEADLY SCYTHE and HARVEST both CHIMPya and his POPPY!!!!!

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