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SO Falin'-palin HAS RESIGNED, YOU SAY?
BOY, EDITOR JOAN WALSH, YOU REALLY MADE MY DAY!!!!!
I GUESS sarah FIGURED she's BETTER GET GOING
WHILE THE GETTING WAS GOOD, AND KNOWING
THE HELL she WOULD BE DRAGGED THROUGH FOR HER HIGH CRIMES, HIP-HIP-HOORAY!!!!!
HAH!!!!!
(^0^)V you're NEXT, linda C-U-N-T-ing lingle OF HAWAII!!!!! WASH yer SCRAWNY jew NECK AND PREPARE TO RECEIVE MY SWORD OF JUSTICE ALONG WITH mark sanford&SON THE UNREPENTANT HYPOCRITE ADULTEROUS SON-OF-A-WHORE!!!!! OPEN SEASON ON repug-governors FOLKS!!!!!
"BIG FAT IDIOT" IS SUCH A MILD PHRASE FOR RIM-bugger THE LUSH,
he AND HIS MANIACAL repug COHORTS SHOULD PERMANENTLY SHUSH!!!!!
AS ARCHIE BUNKER SAID MOST TRENCHANTLY, "STIFLE!"
I WOULD TO "STIFLE" ALL OF them repugs WHO TRIFLE
WITH THE "DEMOCRATIC PROCESS" AND SMASH their FAT HEADS INTO MUSH!!!!!
HAH!!!!!
(^0^)V GO AND BUGGER yerselves, RIM-bugger AND repugs WHO CAST ASPERSIONS ON SENATOR-ELECT AL FRANKEN!!!!! AND DON'T FORGET TO WIPE yer STINKING SPOOR UP AFTERWARDS!!!!!
FARK sanford, WE HATE TO SEE you, GO!!!!!
WE HATE TO SEE you, DON'TCHA KNOW?????
your MISERABLE HYPOCRITE repuke S-H-I-T BESMIRCHED FACE
IS HARDLY THE EMPITOME, RATHER IS THE NADIR OF GRACE!!!!!
SO CUT OFF yer EAR AND SHOOT yerself IN THE CHEST, GO MAN VAN GOGH!!!!!
HAH!!!!!
(^0^)V sanford HAS NEITHER THE INTESTINAL FORTITUDE(GUTS) NOR THE DEDICATION AND HONESTY TO DO THE RIGHT THING AND RESIGN THE GOVERNORSHIP AND HIS POLITICAL CAREER OR DO himself IN, WHICH IS THE REAL MAN'S WAY OUT! BUT THEN sanford IS A LILY-LIVERED UNSCRUPULOUS LYING repug-rethug-reslug-repuke fudge-pachyderm of the G.rotesque O.bstructionist P.ederast party, SO I'M AFRAID WE CAN NOT EXPECT THE PROPER ACTS OF CONTRITION FROM SUCH A WORTHLESS S-H-I-T HEEL LIKE mark sanford!!!!!
AS THE CHOICE WAS GIVEN TO SOCRATES TO DRINK,
THE BITTER CUP OF HEMLOCK OR TO BEAR THE STINK
OF EATING A WAGONLOAD OF POISONOUS SMELLY S-H-I-T,
A QUICK FATAL DRAUGHT OR CHOKING ON DOO-DOO BIT BY BIT,
ASSWIPE sanford CHOSE THE LATTER, THE HYPOCRITE RAT-FINK!!!!!
HAH!!!!!
(^0^)V HOPE you ENJOY YOUR WAGONLOAD-FULL, sanford, I JUST TOOK A HUMUNGOUS SMELLY THREE-BOWLS FULL DUMP ATOP THAT LOAD AND BELIEVE you ME, you WON'T SURVIVE AFTER EATING THAT! TAKE THE HEMLOCK OF QUITTING THE GOVERNORSHIP RIGHT NOW AND SAVE your MISERABLE WORTHLESS self THE PAIN OF CHOKING ON ALL THAT DOO-DOO!!!! WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO!!!!!!
TO sanford A SIMPLE MESSAGE, QUIT-QUIT-QUIT-QUIT-QUIT!!!!!
you ASININE, HYPOCRITICAL, Reich-wing repuke S-H-I-T!!!!!
IF you REALLY WANT TO REPENT AND TAKE RESPONSIBLITY,
RESIGN your UNDESERVED GOVERNORSHIP WITH ALACRITY!!!!!
THEN SHAVE yer FAT-HEAD AND BECOME A TRAPPIST MONK, ya NIT-WIT!
HAH!!!!!
(^0^)V YOU CAN EXPECT DAILY TIDBITS LIKE THIS FROM ME UNTIL ya RESIGN yer GOVERNORSHIP, ya WORTHLESS repug-rethug-reslug-repuke fudge-pachyderm OF THE G.rotesque O.bstructionist P.ederasts!
WHY AM I NOT MOVED IN THE LEAST BY repuke mark sanford's MISERABLE MEA-CULPA CROCODILIAN TEARS?
OR REFUSAL TO "REALLY TAKE RESPONSIBLITY" BY RESIGNING his OFFICE AMID WELL-DESERVED CRITICS' JEERS?
AS IT WAS WRIT IN "THE BIBLE" BY LEARNED AND GREAT PROPHETS OH SO WISE,
"JUDAS WENT AND HANGED HIMSELF!" GO THOU, sanford AND DO LIKEWISE!!!!!!
OR you COULD ALWAYS CHANGE YOUR LIFESTYLE AND WITH larry craig LIVE AS UNREPENTANT DASTARDLY repuke QUEERS!!!!!
HAH!!!!!
(^0^)v HURRY UP AND QUIT, RESIGN, GIVE UP yer UNDESERVED GOVERNORSHIP, sanford! Maria Belen Chapur IS WAITING FOR you TO JOIN HER IN ARGENTINA! "DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA," "I JUST MET A GIRL CALLED MARIA" EVITA & WEST SIDE STORY, IT JUST DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS, EH STUPID ASS-HOLIER-THAN-THOU repuke mark sanford??????????????????????????????
HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-----HAH!
S-H-I-T-H-E-A-D-E-D repug-reslug-rethug-repuke fudge-pachyderms LIKE sanford ARE ALL THE SAME!!!!!!
they ACT "HOLIER THAN THOU" AND HYPOCRITICALLY LIKE TO HEAP ON OTHERS THE BLAME!!!!!
BUT WHEN their OWN PHILANDERING CHEATING ADULTEROUS BEHAVIOUR IS BLATANTLY REVEALED,
DO they, LIKE SPITZER OR McGREEVEY RESIGN their GOVERNORSHIPS,
TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY? NO! they WIELD
their MISERABLE MEA CULPAS AND ACT LIKE NOTHINGS HAPPENED, PLAYING THEIR F-U-C-K-I-N-G LYING HYPOCITE'S GAME!!!!!
HAH!!!!!
(^0^)V HURRY UP AND F-U-C-K-I-N-G REIGN your UNDESERVED GOVERNORSHIP, sanford, YOU WORTHLESS repuke PIECE OF RANCID FLY-BLOWN S-H-I-T!!!!!
THE head ayatollah, ayatollahs, mullahs & ahmadinejad MUST GO!
TO BE, IN DALEK TERMS, "EXTERMINATED"!!!!! IS NOT A NO-NO!!!!!
these OPPRESSIVE DICTATORIAL NON-muslims MUST ALL BE LIQUIDATED,
A FATWA, GEAS, CURSE AND ANATHEMA UPON them IS RICHLY DESERVED & NOT TO BE DEBATED!!!!!
FOR TRYING TO KEEP THE FREEDOM-LOVING Iranians UNDER their THUMB, DEATH TO them ALL, HO-HO-HO!!!!!
HAH!!!!!
(^0^)V A POPULAR UPRISING IS DEFINITELY NEEDED, AND THE ABOVE SCUM S-H-I-T-S HUNG UPSIDE DOWN NAKED LIKE BENITO MUSSOLINI AND SMEARED WITH PIG S-H-I-T SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT!!!!!
AN EASY WAY OVEREATING OF GOODIES TO STOP,
IS TO CONTRACT TYPE 2 DIABETES IN ONE POP!!!!!
THREAT OF BLINDNESS, MULTIPLE LIMB AMPUTATION AND HEART ATTACK OR STROKE,
COUPLED WITH KIDNEY FAILURE, NERVE DAMAGE AND IMPOTENCE IS NO MERE F-U-C-K-I-N-G JOKE!!!!!
IT'S ENOUGH TO PUT ANYONE OFF THEIR FEED, OLD TOP!!!!!
HAH!!!!!
(^0^)V WHEN YOU HAVE THE LAST TWO ON THIS LIST OF COMPLICATIONS LIKE I HAVE AND HAVE MANAGED TO STAVE OFF THE MORE SERIOUS LIFE-THREATENING FIRST FIVE COMPLICATIONS(blindness, amputation, heart attack, stroke, kidney failure), BELIEVE YOU ME, YOU WILL BE ABLE TOP EAT JUST ONE, OR NONE AT ALL!!!!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PUT THE PRESSURE ON DAVE TO APOLOGIZE TO THAT WORTHLESS FOUR-EYED TRAILER-TRASH STUPID PSYCHOBABBLING IDIOT C-U-N-T palin?
I SURMISE IT IS sumner redstone, owner OF CBS, NO LESS, A DEVOTED repug-reslug-rethug-repuke* who GOT ANGRY WITH ALL THE NEGATIVE MALING,
FROM Reich-wing bloggers & media A-S-S-H-O-L-E-S who INFLAMED THE SITUATION,
AND TOOK ADVANTAGE TO ADVANCE THEIR NAZI-FASCIST AGENDA AND DESTROY OUR PROUD NATION!!!!!
they** SHOULD HAVE ALL THE FLESH FLOGGED FROM their BACKS WITH A RAZOR-WIRE CAT-O-NINE-TAILS THAT I WOULD PERSONALLY BE VICIOUSLY A FLAILING!!!!!
HAH!!!!
*-redstone claimed to be a Democratic supporter but he voted for CHIMPya w. bush OVER John Kerry because he claimed it would be better for his "monkey business"!!!!!
**-redstone, palin, Reich-wing bloggers, media a-s-s-h-o-l-e-s, repug-rethug-reslug-repuke fudge-pachyderms!!!!!!
(^0^)V WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'S NEXT FOR ME MURDEROUS FLESH-TEARING WHIP?????????????????